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AndreF
07-10-2014, 05:05 AM
Is this a first for absolutewrite?

http://youtu.be/FP-MCLTWoHk

KellyAssauer
07-10-2014, 05:33 AM
Nope, not a first.

We have all sorts of long running jokes.
(although very few taken to that extent...)

:ROFL: :roll: :ROFL:

J.S.F.
07-10-2014, 05:43 AM
I think it's fucking brilliant!

I have no idea what the YouTube community will think about it. Probably ignore it...or write in scatological comments...or buy my books and then write in scatological comments.

KellyAssauer
07-10-2014, 06:08 AM
Brilliant? pffft.

Gimmie 48 hours and two more agents, and if we can't uncover the money trail by then... I'll concede to 'savvy' ;)

AndreF
07-10-2014, 06:57 AM
Brilliant? pffft.

Gimmie 48 hours and two more agents, and if we can't uncover the money trail by then... I'll concede to 'savvy' ;)

There's a money trail? Where?

J.S.F.
07-10-2014, 12:53 PM
There's a money trail? Where?

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Don't listen to her! I had to correct her speling. What makes you think she knows the way to San Jose?

:D

KellyAssauer
07-10-2014, 02:37 PM
What makes you think she knows the way to San Jose?


.

J.S.F.
07-10-2014, 04:12 PM
Kels, after looking at your avi, I've come to the conclusion that there are times when I can really hate a person.

This is one of them.

:D

KellyAssauer
07-10-2014, 04:22 PM
:ROFL:

Undercover
07-10-2014, 05:03 PM
All I have to say is...why isn't my name on there? :Shrug:

don't worry i still love ya andre

Lavern08
07-10-2014, 05:16 PM
...why isn't my name on there? :Shrug:

^ Ditto

*Revokes JSF's License to Lavern*

J.S.F.
07-10-2014, 05:19 PM
Bans Lavern and Lisa and I don't care if it's the wrong thread.

Jealousy, I'm surrounded by jealousy!























































Totally not serious. Please post on Andre's/my channel. Total bullshit is welcome.;)

Lavern08
07-10-2014, 05:28 PM
Ohhh, you're gonna be soooo sorry you asked us to comment....Soooo sorry!

Undercover
07-10-2014, 05:47 PM
Don't bull shit a bull shitter. bull's eye, baby.

J.S.F.
07-10-2014, 06:18 PM
To Verny and Lisa, I just have two words for you.

Bring it!

(And bring some sandwiches while you're at it. I know Jehhillenburgermeisterfeister loves her sandwiches and yet her avi stays so slim and sexy. How does she do it?)

KellyAssauer
07-10-2014, 06:37 PM
All I have to say is...why isn't my name on there? :Shrug:

don't worry i still love ya andre


- and this is exactly why threads aimed at particular individuals are somewhat frowned upon and have been locked before.

*Hey now, some responsible person should mention it. Why not me?* ;)

Lavern08
07-10-2014, 07:42 PM
*Hey now, some responsible person should mention it. Why not me?* ;)


*Wonders if maybe a really compassionate Mod would move it to the "Special Occasions" forum or some other more appropriate place*

J.S.F.
07-11-2014, 01:22 AM
*Wonders if maybe a really compassionate Mod would move it to the "Special Occasions" forum or some other more appropriate place*

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Funny, I don't wonder that at all...

Jorshington
07-11-2014, 02:40 AM
Oh lookie there.

GailD
07-11-2014, 02:34 PM
What I want to know is, when did Pizza Hut get into the 'cattering' business?


Was that Alleycat's doing?

alleycat
07-11-2014, 02:37 PM
Was that Alleycat's doing?

I ordered a large pepperoni.

J.S.F.
07-11-2014, 03:42 PM
Anchovies rock.

Just sayin'...

Undercover
07-11-2014, 03:56 PM
Sausage, onion, and green pepper on mine plz.
and not from Pizza Hut. Somewhere local, some nice Italian Restaurant style pizza.

No Pizza Hut
No Little Caesar's
No Domino's
NO Papa John's

none of that crap.

Somewhere like Lou Malnati's
Palermos
Fasano's (this is actually my maiden name in case anyone wants to stalk me and no I'm not related to the pizza man)

Lavern08
07-11-2014, 08:55 PM
I'll stalk ya if you're holding a mushroom and spinach pizza. :)

AndreF
07-11-2014, 09:17 PM
Sausage, onion, and green pepper on mine plz.
and not from Pizza Hut. Somewhere local, some nice Italian Restaurant style pizza.

No Pizza Hut
No Little Caesar's
No Domino's
NO Papa John's

none of that crap.

Somewhere like Lou Malnati's
Palermos
Fasano's (this is actually my maiden name in case anyone wants to stalk me and no I'm not related to the pizza man)

The sad thing about my area is that places like Lou Malnati's wouldn't last why? They love Domino's Papa Johns and all that. Or go to WAL-MART. Is sad that in this area Italian restaurants are basically heating up Chef Boyardee and putting it on a fancy plate. bleh.

I make my own pizza though... thin crust with Provolone, Mozzarella, Parmesan.

mirandashell
07-11-2014, 09:28 PM
I can't eat pizza any more.........

:cry:

KellyAssauer
07-11-2014, 09:30 PM
The sad thing about my area is ....


No Pizza Hut, No Little Caesar's
No Domino's, Papa John's, Lou Malnati's, Palermos, Fasano's,
or home delivery for that matter, or WAL-MART.
(all that stuff is at the very least an hour's round trip)

You wanna pizza...
You makka a pizza.

*We do have one little pizza joint...
I'll buy a dough from them when I'm lazy.

AndreF
07-11-2014, 09:39 PM
No Pizza Hut, No Little Caesar's
No Domino's, Papa John's, Lou Malnati's, Palermos, Fasano's,
or home delivery for that matter, or WAL-MART.
(all that stuff is at the very least an hour's round trip)

Wow. This is why I like meeting new people. You don't know what you got going until someone else puts things into perspective.

I'm assuming you have a very picturesque view?

I hope its not like a little town I visited with my mother when I was younger. Small town by surrounded wheat, rice, cotton, and swarms of mosquitoes. The kind of town where three mile trains move through at a snails pace.

KellyAssauer
07-11-2014, 10:34 PM
Tiny town with very picturesque mountaintop view.
1450 people in the whole township
No big fields of anything, for lack of flat space.
Mosquitoes not to bad, but some at dusk.
Lots o' trees during the day,
stars at night.

=)

AndreF
07-11-2014, 11:44 PM
Tiny town with very picturesque mountaintop view.
1450 people in the whole township
No big fields of anything, for lack of flat space.
Mosquitoes not to bad, but some at dusk.
Lots o' trees during the day,
stars at night.

=)


Mmm. Sounds like to nice place to enjoy a hot cup of coco and a book. Oh and to do some writing.

J.S.F.
07-12-2014, 01:08 AM
Try getting decent pizza in Osaka. Sure, we have the chains--Shakey's, Chicago, Domino's--but it tastes different than what I had back home. Toronto (my hometown) has always had a lot of Italian restaurants and growing up there I had a huge selection of where to go.

Not here. It all tastes so...generic. The crust is different, the toppings...it resembles a pizza from back home, but the soul, the soul of it all is different.

I miss good Italian food.

AndreF
07-12-2014, 02:37 AM
I hear squid is the top topping over their.

KellyAssauer
07-12-2014, 02:40 AM
I miss good Italian food.

You can't be the only one.
Start a restaurant.

-Duh.

Jorshington
07-12-2014, 02:42 AM
Zee Kelster speaks mucho verdad.

J.S.F.
07-12-2014, 03:35 AM
I hear squid is the top topping over their.

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I see yor speling skillz haven't improved much since the video came out.

"Cattering"? What was up with that?:D

Squid and tuna are popular...I like tuna, but not on pizza. I hate squid. The only thing it's good for is calamari.

And Kels, there are a million (pseudo) Italian places over here. The start-up costs are way high...no thanks. If I were rolling in the megabucks, I'd do it. *Sigh*

KellyAssauer
07-12-2014, 03:44 AM
Maybe if you posted less and wrote more...

oh wait, that's me.

GailD
07-12-2014, 03:23 PM
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"Cattering"? What was up with that?:D



Alleycat did it.

J.S.F.
07-12-2014, 03:53 PM
Alleycat did it.

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He (or she) would have to ruin mah tribute.:rant:

(J.S.F. grumbles and strides off into the sunset to plan some form of revenge):evil

KellyAssauer
07-12-2014, 04:53 PM
Living well.

It's the only truly satisfactory revenge.

*think of the time and energy I just saved you*

Undercover
07-12-2014, 05:11 PM
What's this thread about again? ;)


and no, JSF...it doesn't mean I forgot about you.

J.S.F.
07-12-2014, 05:28 PM
Gawdamn, ah thought it wuz all 'boot me!

Guess not...ah'll have to ree-ee-val-yoo-ate.

Lavern08
07-12-2014, 05:29 PM
Stick a fork in this thread, 'cause this baby is Done!

KellyAssauer
07-12-2014, 07:42 PM
It's been Laverned!


*bows head, says prayer*