''Yeah, Red, those were the days. . .''

Just hold still a moment. I'll have that thorn out in no time.

"Uh oh. Marv's gonna be pissed when he sees the color of THIS cub."

"I didn't say you were fat, honey. I just said you could afford to lose a few pounds. . . .sheesh."

"No, she said you were big boned."

Max, ya gotta take it easy, this is the third time this week you've had Innuit on oyur breath.

"Don't listen to Thelma, your pores look normal to me."

the first step is admitting you have a weight problem

Hmmmm... strange. The trail leads here...

"I got three words for you.... brush your teeth."

tankgirl

"Great iceberg imitation, Fred!"

Yea, you're right; I can see you. Maybe you should try some soap.

"It's okay. It happens to a lot of guys. ED is nothing to be ashamed of. . . ."

"Yes, it matches the drapes."

"Oh, Filbert, I'm so glad you DIDN'T take that left turn at Albuquerque..."

Little known to those in less snowy areas, a polar bear's period is violently messy. And it always gets poor Froederick depressed when the usually demure little Mrs. Froederick gets a-bleedin' and starts nipping at his nose.

"This is a good place for a stick-up."