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JoeEkaitis
03-19-2006, 01:19 AM
"Of course, now that I'm no longer an endangered species, I can't crack open an Eskimo's skull and eat him for lunch anymore."

[over to you]

Yeshanu
03-19-2006, 01:44 AM
Just hold still a moment. I'll have that thorn out in no time.

PattiTheWicked
03-19-2006, 02:10 AM
"Uh oh. Marv's gonna be pissed when he sees the color of THIS cub."

alleycat
03-19-2006, 11:25 PM
"I didn't say you were fat, honey. I just said you could afford to lose a few pounds. . . .sheesh."

eldragon
03-20-2006, 12:24 AM
"No, she said you were big boned."

Jaycinth
03-20-2006, 11:49 PM
Max, ya gotta take it easy, this is the third time this week you've had Innuit on oyur breath.

Sarita
03-20-2006, 11:58 PM
"Don't listen to Thelma, your pores look normal to me."

Godfather
03-21-2006, 12:00 AM
the first step is admitting you have a weight problem

brokenfingers
03-21-2006, 01:14 AM
Hmmmm... strange. The trail leads here...

tiny
03-21-2006, 02:14 AM
"I got three words for you.... brush your teeth."

tankgirl

TheIT
03-21-2006, 06:18 AM
"Great iceberg imitation, Fred!"

Albedo of Zero
03-21-2006, 06:21 AM
Yea, you're right; I can see you. Maybe you should try some soap.

alleycat
03-21-2006, 06:24 AM
"It's okay. It happens to a lot of guys. ED is nothing to be ashamed of. . . ."

trumancoyote
03-21-2006, 06:25 AM
"Yes, it matches the drapes."

poetinahat
03-21-2006, 06:32 AM
"Oh, Filbert, I'm so glad you DIDN'T take that left turn at Albuquerque..."

trumancoyote
03-21-2006, 06:36 AM
Little known to those in less snowy areas, a polar bear's period is violently messy. And it always gets poor Froederick depressed when the usually demure little Mrs. Froederick gets a-bleedin' and starts nipping at his nose.

eldragon
03-22-2006, 05:38 AM
"This is a good place for a stick-up."