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Ok! Ok! Ok! (<-- use your best Joe Pesci voice.)
I might have one for us to mess with! Altho, I don’t expect a long life on this.

I’m too lazy today (only today, of course) to see if this has already been done, or if it belongs elsewhere. But here it is. If it flops, it flops. If it's dumb... whatever. What’s to lose other than my dignity, right?

· Just for kicks… one person writes a sentence that emulates a famous quote or other generally known saying. This emulation should be as flowery or over written or murkey as possible, but without losing the original fundamental meaning. (Like if you were grossly overusing your thesaurus, for example.)

· Then the next person guesses the saying it has so periphrastically copied, then provides the next overwritten saying. Easier than it sounds..


Examples:
1. A lone avian creature resting upon a prehensile, multi-digital extremity, has an equal value to a double quantity of such creatures residing within vegitatious verdant organisms.

Which, of course, is “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

2.2. A double-handled receptacle used for food preparation consigning to another somewhat similar-prurposed receptacle as pigmentationally void of all hue reflecting light.

"The pot calling the kettle black." :)


Okay? Here’s my starter:


The premature avian plume-shafted creature acquires, and otherwise ensnares, the burrowing, legless, invertebrate.
 

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The early bird gets the worm.

Boobs for Tourism Authorities of Thailand. :D
 

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Hahahaha! Nice one, JT.

Tit for tat!!

I am experiencing such deep pangs of nutritional deprivation that I could physically consume a plant-consuming domesticated mammal.
 

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"There isn't any fixed nexus in the space-time continuum and which would serve as efficiently as the one in which our corporeal self-representations currently project."
 
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Pulchritude is exclusively a layer of epidermis.
 

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Good new thread, iLion! :Clap:
 
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Don't cry over spilled milk.

Posting early to seal solution.

New one:

If it were not a loss, it would be most certainly a victory, at which I can certainly say it is.
 
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There is no substitute for victory?:Shrug:

I'll go...

Walk like my grandpa
Walk like a clock
You'll get the trophy
Tick tick tock
 

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Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.

Or did Shakey have it right?

May I suggest that we play this as a friendly game and not "stump everyone else". There are enough puzzle threads here already IMO.
 

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May I suggest that we play this as a friendly game and not "stump everyone else". There are enough puzzle threads here already IMO.

I second the motion. This game, as initiated by iLion, is supposed to be fun. One person writes a well-known quote or saying in flowery language, and the next person reduces it to the simpler original. That's all there is to it. It's not supposed to be a brain-buster. :)
 

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So what is the correct answer to that saying?

I'll go...

Walk like my grandpa
Walk like a clock
You'll get the trophy
Tick tick tock

How about a fixed time to answer? If no one is able to decode it correctly within a day, then the forumite gives the answer...
 
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:hat: Okeh, folks, let's try an easy one:

Removal from ocular perception is tantamount to exclusion from intellective apperception.
 

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When iLion went to the grocery story, Jerry called his maternal cousins and played football.
 

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While the cat's away, the mice will play.

The group of things which we should be justifiably terrified of can be narrowed down to include only our phobias and the actual sensation of irrational panic.
 
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Inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide, drink water and eat fruits. Party on Saturdays and do yoga on Sundays. And while you do all these fun activities that cheer you up, be it dance or chess, make sure you don't bully others or do any act that constraints the right of any neighbor to smile.
 
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Dang, you guys are good at this! :D And I agree above... no need to fret over any of this. It won't live long anyway. :)
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From movie:
Are you communicating in reference to another person, or to myself? Are you communicating in reference to another person, or to myself?
You must be communicating in reference to myself, because I do not have within my visual sighting, any other person in this space.
 

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK." :roll: