The "I'm procrastinating right now" thread

How many times are we allowed to post in this thread?

jeffo said:

How many times are we allowed to post in this thread?

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As many times as you want, but you have to wait until tomorrow to do it.

I'm procrastinating right now, or will be, soon as I finish the snack and check the mail and take a nap and check the mail and send a few emails and look at the weather report and the news headlines and read that article and post a link to it somewhere and make another snack and play with the cat and turn down the air conditioning a notch and check the mail and check messages on my other cell phone and go look for the cat that's outside and check the

Oh scene, oh scene,
why must you be so mean
you have a flashback during a fight
and I gotta layer it right
to keep the reader clear
on what's the past
and what's the now-and-here
and while I got 1500 words down
I should be finishing it but instead
I posted in this thread.

I have to explain how hemotoxins were used in a chemical weapon and how the hemotoxins came from viper venom and. . . .my cursor is still blinking over in the document.

Yep, that's me. I have my WIP right behind this forum but here I am typing this stupid post.

I have a headache, though, so that's a good excuse. Sort of.

Woah - this is spooky.

I come here to procrastinate, I look in the Office Party, and here's this thread!

STOP WATCHING ME, INTERNET!!!

(No, seriously. Stop watching me. You're going to die of boredom, here... I don't want your blood on my hands.)

I came here to procrastinate, too, but I don't know.... I think I'll go check email then get a drink, then maybe come back and procrastinate in a little while. Yeah... that's it.

But isn't all of AW basically a "I'm procrastinating right now" thread?

Whoa, the meta just made me dizzy. It's procrastination all the way down.

I am learning how to be an expert programmer. That can be very helpful in allowing one to procrastinate on other subjects.

What happens when you put off posting on an AW thread? Does the universe stop?

I thought critiquing would get me in the mood for writing. It didn't. It just got me in the mood for more critiquing.

I need to get back to work -- oooo, what's that.

I come to AW to plan ahead.

Like Kevin Bacon says to Fred Ward in Tremors: "Yeah. See, we plan ahead . . . that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me."

No, wait. The "Guess the Movie" procrastination thread about more procrastination from writing by watching old DVDs is dead.

At least this thread's more honest