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JoeEkaitis
03-14-2006, 02:29 AM
Maxwell Smart, Agent 86, demonstrating C.O.N.T.R.O.L.'s latest secret weapon.

How about you?

TheIT
03-14-2006, 02:31 AM
"Open wide and say ahhhh."

PattiTheWicked
03-14-2006, 02:34 AM
"Doc, I've got this weird stringed growth coming out of my lip...."

trumancoyote
03-14-2006, 02:38 AM
"Oh, yeah... I laid you good, stringses. All taut and Mm!! I'm gonna play you so hard!"

JAlpha
03-14-2006, 02:38 AM
It's a WMD (Weapon of Musical Destruction)

Unique
03-14-2006, 02:39 AM
"I still don't see how you got it past those strings into the little hole. Show me again?"

poetinahat
03-14-2006, 02:41 AM
"Man, this thing is gonna fly! Those guys from Boston are aerospace geniuses! 'More than a feeliiiiiiin....' "

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/boston/boston1.jpg

eldragon
03-14-2006, 03:04 AM
It's dad looking for my drugs!

rhymegirl
03-14-2006, 03:39 AM
It's a really big musical woodie.

PastMidnight
03-14-2006, 03:57 AM
...a really bad nose job.

Serenity
03-14-2006, 04:43 AM
...how much you wanna bet I can eat this in *one* bite??

endless rewrite
03-14-2006, 05:23 AM
I am enjoying my remedial music lessons

poetinahat
03-14-2006, 05:29 AM
One more try, then this stupid flute goes right back to the shop...

Yeshanu
03-14-2006, 06:47 PM
How do I get that pencil out of there?


(Inspired by a half-hour session of trying to retrieve a pencil stuffed into a cello's f-hole...)

Jaycinth
03-14-2006, 09:43 PM
.....now....one more time...bend over and cough.

Albedo of Zero
03-18-2006, 11:26 AM
Well, she said my rendition of Feelings was a bit on the blah side. So I said, if I wanted your opinion I'd have asked. So she said, hey I'm the one who paid for your guitar. So I said, stick it up your nose!

At least, I could of sworn I said your nose...I'm just glad I didn't say stick it up your a$$.

unthoughtknown
03-22-2006, 12:11 AM
What a great hiding spot...

Danger Jane
03-23-2006, 04:34 AM
"Now, Pinocchio..."

truelyana
12-02-2006, 08:59 PM
"If i just point it at you this way, you'll eventually give in"

Fingers
12-05-2006, 08:19 AM
I dunno doctor. The last thing I remember is someone saying Hey! Watch this everyone!

GeneBrighton
12-05-2006, 09:34 PM
I don't care how well you aim it. It's not going to go in as easy as that hampster.

askeladd
12-06-2006, 07:02 AM
Wish I hadn't misplaced my long-range scope.