First World Problems

jerrimander · May 7, 2014

Thought I'd start a thread dedicated to those daily gripes we have in our pampered little worlds where we have electricity, food, shelter, no bombs going off, no kidnappings, but life isn't all perfect. We have turmoil, too!
To start us off:

My 2 ply toilet paper separated on the roll. It's now... gasp! One ply!

Vito · May 7, 2014

Three words: Bad. Hair. Day.

jerrimander · May 7, 2014

The light went out in my refrigerator. I can't find the cheese.

MarrySue · May 8, 2014

I forgot to turn my devices to silent at night, my iPhone & iPad woke me up at 3 am because someone replied on my tweet.

alleycat · May 8, 2014

I have an erection lasting more than four hours.

regdog · May 8, 2014

You're complaining?

Six Alaric · May 8, 2014

I have to transfer all these files from my old laptop to my new one.

My best memory stick is so poorly designed - its case is ninja-shaped - I've had to bind it up with elastic bands just to get it to stay in the USB port.

Collapses on fainting couch with a soft cry. And the OS on the new laptop is... W... W... *retches* Windows 8.

jerrimander · May 8, 2014

I forgot my coupon.

Lavern08 · May 8, 2014

jerrimander said:
I forgot my coupon.

See, that's ^ what I'm talkin' about - I hate when that happens! :rant:

Maggie Maxwell · May 8, 2014

I have to pack my office, move everything out overnight, then back in tomorrow because our funding office decided we needed new carpet.

Kylabelle · May 8, 2014

We put the air conditioning on today, and it's too cold. I have to keep adjusting the dial!

And it's downstairs!

WAH!

regdog · May 8, 2014

I don't have enough Twitter followers or Facebook friends. My life is over.

cray · May 8, 2014

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Little Anonymous Me · May 8, 2014

My internet went out while I was downloading Windows 8.1 and now I have to wait even longer for the start button to come back. :e2cry:

jerrimander · May 8, 2014

Big cyber hugs to everybody sharing! I feel your pain!

iLion · May 8, 2014

omg, I have to wait.. like... two minutes for my computer to fully boot up in the morning before I can email, txt, IM, and otherwise have instant communication with pretty much every other person on the planet!

regdog · May 8, 2014

cray, you deserve that.

parumpdragon · May 8, 2014

Facebook was being a pain in the butt this morning and took an extra two minutes to load.

-and Twitter has decided to change their layout, so the added do-hickeys on both sides of my feed are giving my eyes a headache (if that makes any sense).

jeffo · May 8, 2014

My internet was out for like 5 minutes this morning. Do you know how LONG 5 minutes can feel?

iLion · May 8, 2014

*sigh!

I know the fridge is filled with all sorts of food, but I just don't see anything I wanna eat!

Lavern08 · May 8, 2014

iLion said:
*sigh!

I know the fridge is filled with all sorts of food, but I just don't see anything I wanna eat!

^ Winner!

Susie · May 8, 2014

It's just that all the cool kids are in this thread.

ArtisticRabbit · May 8, 2014

It's the middle of the afternoon and I haven't taken a hot shower yet.

Mclesh · May 8, 2014

My new computer's keyboard sticks!

ArtisticRabbit · May 8, 2014

I took my hot shower, but now I'm cold!

First World Problems

No one takes me seriously. Really.

Recalled to life

No one takes me seriously. Really.

Still around

The Scavengers

The terror, the terror

No one takes me seriously. Really.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Making Einstein cry since 1994

unaccounted for

The Scavengers

Superior Life form

No one takes me seriously. Really.

Why do I say these things?

The Scavengers

I sometimes hiccup fire

Why do I say these things?

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

is actually a seal. :I

It's too hot

is actually a seal. :I