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JoeEkaitis
03-13-2006, 10:08 PM
A dictation machine that's so easy to operate, a Petula Clark mannequin can use it!



OK, your turn.

alleycat
03-13-2006, 10:58 PM
"Captain Kirk? Captain Kirk! We're in trouble. The Federation only sent one pack of condoms."

Unique
03-13-2006, 11:00 PM
"That's odd. I don't hear a dial tone."

dahmnait
03-14-2006, 01:56 AM
"That's odd. I don't hear a dial tone.":roll: Hey, that was my first thought!

tiny
03-14-2006, 02:02 AM
"I have to stick this where and turn what?"

Albedo of Zero
03-18-2006, 12:04 PM
Twilight Zone March 17, 1958
Episode 5,000,078

The Anal Plot

Martha Stewart, a tailored woman, mourning yet so dedicated to neatness, recalls that her husband's burial plot was a little crooked. One call to the cemetary should straighten it out. Or would it?

PattiTheWicked
03-18-2006, 06:40 PM
"Can you hear me now? Good!"

Paint
03-18-2006, 08:03 PM
"Mail Call Letterpac"--stops junk mail, unsolicited phone call sales, spam, magazine blow cards, and relative's requests for money. I'll take three of them!!

brokenfingers
03-18-2006, 08:37 PM
"Wow, that really does sound like Captain Kirk..."

Jaycinth
03-21-2006, 12:28 AM
....and this takes the place of the Ken doll. . .

alleycat
03-21-2006, 06:04 AM
"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it. . . ."

poetinahat
03-21-2006, 06:14 AM
It's great, honey... but what if I want to dial a number besides '0'?
see, there's just this one button, for the '0'... so, like there are no other numbers -- *sigh*

TheIT
03-21-2006, 06:16 AM
Coming soon, the new UNIVAC PDA! (batteries and replacement vacuum tubes included)

sacredmime
03-21-2006, 06:50 AM
"Get out! The call is coming from inside the house!"

Rob-rite
03-21-2006, 02:12 PM
I can't see this new Microsoft company taking off; the thing keeps crashing. Mmm, maybe service pack 2 will make a difference...