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"Captain Kirk? Captain Kirk! We're in trouble. The Federation only sent one pack of condoms."
 

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"That's odd. I don't hear a dial tone."
 

Albedo of Zero

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Twilight Zone March 17, 1958
Episode 5,000,078

The Anal Plot

Martha Stewart, a tailored woman, mourning yet so dedicated to neatness, recalls that her husband's burial plot was a little crooked. One call to the cemetary should straighten it out. Or would it?
 

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"Wow, that really does sound like Captain Kirk..."
 

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"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it. . . ."
 

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It's great, honey... but what if I want to dial a number besides '0'?
see, there's just this one button, for the '0'... so, like there are no other numbers -- *sigh*
 

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Coming soon, the new UNIVAC PDA! (batteries and replacement vacuum tubes included)
 

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I can't see this new Microsoft company taking off; the thing keeps crashing. Mmm, maybe service pack 2 will make a difference...