Ask an Easy Question . . .

Ken · Apr 30, 2014

Not ridiculously so. Just easy enough to guess at.
One the next poster is sure to know the answer to,
making 'em feel wise and intelligent, for a change. Sigh.

Question: Why is it easier to float in an ocean than in a lake ?

ps Supplying hints is okay.

00Pepper · Apr 30, 2014

Ken said:
Question: Why is it easier to float in an ocean than in a lake ?

Oh! oh! I know this one!

Answer: Cause there's more water in the ocean! (JK)

Real Answer: Cause the salt water makes you more buoyant. (that better be right otherwise I won't feel intelligent!)

Question: Who's on First?

Maggie Maxwell · Apr 30, 2014

00Pepper said:
Question: Who's on First?

Question: Why are we here?

jerrimander · Apr 30, 2014

TAMaxwell said:
Question: Why are we here?

gravity

question: what's your favorite color?

Ken · Apr 30, 2014

Blue

What side of trees does moss grow on ?

jerrimander · Apr 30, 2014

Ken said:
Blue

What side of trees does moss grow on ?

the outside

question: why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Ken · Apr 30, 2014

Because. Because . . .

jerrimander · Apr 30, 2014

congrats, ken. you've stumped your own thread.

Kylabelle · Apr 30, 2014

jerrimander said:
the outside

question: why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Psst. Ken. Here's an answer:

Because when you are far, you can't see them!

Ba da bump!

How did the clouds get up there?

RNJ · Apr 30, 2014

Up where? Oh, there. Clouds are lighter than air, except when they're not.

Why are tree leaves green?

Kylabelle · Apr 30, 2014

Because they envy the birds who can fly away.

Why is water wet?

Moont · Apr 30, 2014

Cool! Because it's excellent!

What clothes does a house wear?

Ken · Apr 30, 2014

Moont said:
Cool! Because it's excellent!

What clothes does a house wear?

I KNOW!

Coats of paint.

What is the roman numeral for the number eleven ?

jjdebenedictis · Apr 30, 2014

XI

What is the binary numeral for eleven?

sprogspasser · May 1, 2014

1011 (assuming above post assumed base 10)

Why do elephants have big ears?

JimmyB27 · May 1, 2014

I don't know, but I know they have long noses thanks to trying to break free from a crocodile.

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Kylabelle · May 1, 2014

elephants have big ears to flap away all the flies.

42.

Do I have to ask a question now?

Maggie Maxwell · May 1, 2014

Kylabelle said:
elephants have big ears to flap away all the flies.

42.

Do I have to ask a question now?

No, because you found a loophole.

Where does the sun go at night?

Kylabelle · May 1, 2014

TAMaxwell said:
Where does the sun go at night?

Where the sun don't shine, obv.

How many fingers am I holding up?

(ETA: Hint: There is no wrong answer.)

Maze Runner · May 1, 2014

Kylabelle said:
Where the sun don't shine, obv.

How many fingers am I holding up?

(ETA: Hint: There is no wrong answer.)

Kyla! That's not very nice! One, of course.

What's out your window?

Kylabelle · May 1, 2014

Outside my window is a lot of air.

Who said I had to be nice?

mommygoth · May 1, 2014

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Kylabelle · May 1, 2014

mommygoth said:
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Exactly what it needs to be.

How many days until May Day?

Maze Runner · May 1, 2014

Kylabelle said:
Exactly what it needs to be.

How many days until May Day?

Three hundred and sixty... four?

What are you, some kind of a wise guy?

Maggie Maxwell · May 1, 2014

No, I am not a member of the three stooges. Therefore, I am not a wiseguy.

What time is it?

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