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Haggis
04-01-2014, 06:17 AM
Okay, we all know that the Lizard People, Reptoids, if you will, have been living among us for some time. Odds are you know at least one personally. And most certainly you are aware of many who are public figures. Like this guy.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/proof-kate-william-1.jpg


Of course, Wills is a tad more obvious than most Lizard People. Most of them try to blend in. At least for now. The problem is finding out which of us is Human and which is Lizard. Therefore I offer you this thread to post pics of those you suspect of Lizardry. Post your pics (no hotlinks, please) and offer your reasons why you are certain that individual is, indeed, reptilian.

I'll start.

Perhaps the easiest way to spot a Lizard Person is if you look on the Internet and find his or her picture, especially if it's an eight by ten glossy, covered with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence.


http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/ClintonBW_Highlighted.jpg

But it's not always that easy either.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/740031c1-ba8b-491c-9974-cfbe7f1e0024.jpg?t=1396319066

Take a look at this fellow. Seems a pretty normal guy, right? Works nine to five, stops into the pub for a couple of Happy Hour brews after work, heads home, ignores his wife and pops on the tube, right?

Wrong.

Lizard.

Look at his eyes. Yellowish and catish. Pupils not round at all. And his skin—it has a green tinge to it.

His mouth narrow, lips pursed, like he's just waiting to--

Did you see that? Did you? He just flicked his Lizard tongue.

GAH! We've got to stop them. But we can't stop them until we know who they are.

So go out there and help out the cause, Humans. Help us identify the “people” we need to watch out for. Post pics of the creatures you know that aren't Human, but rather, Reptilian. And let us know exactly how you know what you know.

But edit them for size, okay? Gotta respect bandwidth.

Go!

GailD
04-01-2014, 03:41 PM
OMG! I love this thread.

Here's mine...

After it was discovered that $24million (R240million) of the taxpayers money was spent on renovations for his private home (Nkandla), the president of South Africa had this to say...

http://i1250.photobucket.com/albums/hh521/GailD2/alizard_zps9593575a.jpg

Lizard? Oh yeah. Just look closely, it's all there.

http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/04/01/zuma-s-response-to-nkandla-an-insult-to-our-intelligence

:rant:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-01-2014, 03:47 PM
Jeeeebus! There's two of 'em!!!

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/obama-finger_zps82a7f83f.jpg

GailD
04-01-2014, 03:52 PM
Jeeeebus! There's two of 'em!!!



Yeah. But ours has got longer fingers.

:D

Hanson
04-01-2014, 03:55 PM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/MARKHALPIN/KIRKLOVE.jpg

No.

It's the one of the left, Silly.

Alessandra Kelley
04-01-2014, 04:29 PM
Some of them are out and proud.

http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s506/AlessandraKelley/Avatars%20and%20utility%20images/Aliens%20not%20avatars/MadameVastraJenny1_zps7da4e1e8.png (http://s1055.photobucket.com/user/AlessandraKelley/media/Avatars%20and%20utility%20images/Aliens%20not%20avatars/MadameVastraJenny1_zps7da4e1e8.png.html)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-01-2014, 04:30 PM
Y'all are gonna pay big time for those lizard shoes, handbags, boots, and belts...

cray
04-01-2014, 04:32 PM
http://outsidetoilet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/alien_probe.jpg

lock thread.


i win.

Haggis
04-01-2014, 04:40 PM
:roll:

amergina
04-01-2014, 04:42 PM
There are no lizard people. All lies, I tell you!

Haggis
04-01-2014, 04:43 PM
Um...

amergina
04-01-2014, 04:47 PM
What? My skin's a bit dry...

BardSkye
04-01-2014, 05:08 PM
Lizards? Nope. No lizards here. Move along, nothin' to see here...

PorterStarrByrd
04-01-2014, 05:26 PM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic4725_4.gif

you can lock the thread now

Haggis
04-01-2014, 05:29 PM
Does this really surprise anybody?

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/dick-cheney-lizard-people.jpg

Haggis
04-01-2014, 05:29 PM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic4725_4.gif

you can lock the thread now
Truly frightening, Porter.

Maggie Maxwell
04-01-2014, 06:10 PM
What? My skin's a bit dry...

Might wanna get some ointment on that, Gina.

Lavern08
04-01-2014, 06:21 PM
I don't know how to post pictures, (maybe one of you Loveys will post one for me), but I'll just say his name:

Piers Morgan!

regdog
04-01-2014, 07:01 PM
Does this really surprise anybody?

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/dick-cheney-lizard-people.jpg




Not really.

Vito
04-01-2014, 07:38 PM
http://i1250.photobucket.com/albums/hh521/GailD2/alizard_zps9593575a.jpg




This guy is demonstrating the gentlemanly way to "give the finger". Way back when I was a teenager, you would extend your middle finger and discretely rub your eye or push your eyeglasses onto the bridge of your nose if you wanted to flip someone off while in "polite company". You know, like at school, church, or family dinners.

Vito
04-01-2014, 07:40 PM
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/obama-finger_zps82a7f83f.jpg


Not quite as discrete, not quite as polite, not quite as gentlemanly -- but effective. If this were an Olympic diving event, I would hold up my 8.5 card.

Maggie Maxwell
04-01-2014, 07:51 PM
Not quite as discrete, not quite as polite, not quite as gentlemanly -- but effective. If this were an Olympic diving event, I would hold up my 8.5 card.

I give my full support behind an Olympic "Birding" event.

Haggis
04-01-2014, 07:56 PM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/image-1.png

amergina
04-01-2014, 08:09 PM
It always strikes me that that guy looks like a Centauri.

Maggie Maxwell
04-01-2014, 08:12 PM
Fun fact: He is an alien, and he's always telling the truth. We let him keep going because everyone thinks he's crazy. Makes the MIB's job easier.

Vito
04-01-2014, 10:47 PM
I give my full support behind an Olympic "Birding" event.

Me too, Max! :Thumbs: