William Haskins said:a woman's tears.
tiny terror said:Do they cry when they just see you or do you have to talk to them?
William Haskins said:it's an either/or, really
My machine. She screams...tiny terror said:Problem with a squeak? Hinges perhaps?
brokenfingers said:WD-40
Maryn said:I've used L'Oreal's Future-e (formerly called Plenitude) on my face for about ten years now. Absorbs real fast. Contains SPF15 sunscreen. Doesn't seem to irritate or worsen the occasional blemish. (Me, flawed? I know, I was surprised, too!)
Maryn, who dips herself in Curel everywhere else
NeuroFizz said:Herradura Anejo Tequila. A couple of shots and I'm well-oiled.
Plus there is always the chance that you'll squeeze too tight and they'll poopShadow_Ferret said:I find baby oil is so hard to apply. You really have to rub them against your skin and they're so squirmy.