Typo of the Day

williemeikle said:

Let's see them...

I always find some good ones when reading things back. My best one today was...

"The door shit behind me with a soft thud."

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Ha ha ha, I got banned for a week from a family gun-talk site for writing, "The NRA's new 710-shit pistol course is popular."

My little sis was a grade school teacher for 40 years and always spelled alot as one word. I e-mailed she was the "worst speller in the county" and left the "o" out of "county." She still thinks it was on purpose.

"Lying in bed with one eye shut, his lashes parted just enough to pee with the other."

No. No. And no.

Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

for all of them.

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

So true.

It's always the sit/shit typo.

I literally use the find tool in microsoft word to make sure I haven't done it again.
Switching "I sit down next to her." with "I shit down next to her." really changes the tone of the story. >>

LOL LOL LOL to all of these.

Mrs. Paula Watts, 84, of Dallas TX, dined last week in her home. Service and cremation will be held tomorrow.

this thread

I quite often try to type faster than my abilities will allow and hit space before I've finished a word. For some reason, it seems tha tit happens most often in a manner which makes a slightly rude word.

"The light changed from an orange hand to a walking shite figure."

I can't sing very well, so I'm taking lessons with a vice coach.

GailD said:

I can't sing very well, so I'm taking lessons with a vice coach.

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Who is recommending the smoking vice to give you that gravelly, throaty voice?

I caught one just before it went on permanent display in the county clerk books.

XXX, having been filed in the Official Pubic Records of the county...



We had to have the client come back to sign that page. When he asked what happened, we just said, "Oh, we noticed a typo..."

I've always enjoyed the classic that came from an essay about pilgrims:

"The men would go into the woods to shoot quail and peasants"

Something from a local newspaper a few years back.......

Three uninformed police officers were on the scene.