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So last week, I was sleeping in a hotel bed all week, traveling for business, and I had some really strange dreams.
The last one was nuts. I knew I was dreaming, and was self-talking during the dream!!
In it, I CALLED the agent I had my pitch session with in Surrey ( I know... GAH!!). As I was doing it, Real-Life Me was screaming at Dream Me "What the hell are you doing??!!! Hang up! Hang up! Hang up!" But I didn't.
She picked up the phone, and I started in. "Hello, ___. I don't know if you remember me, but I pitched to you in Surrey. I had the novel called ____, and I sent you the full like you asked. You never got back to me, and I'm curious to know what you thought of it."
Real life me was mortified, yelling "Stop, dammit!" to dream me. But dream me kept right on going.
Then, said agent burst into tears. I wasn't quite sure what was going on.
"I was just notified that my best friend died!" she spat out, and began sobbing uncontrollably over the phone.
"Oh dear," Dream me said. "I'm so very sorry. Now, back to my book..."
And that was when I woke up in a cold sweat, laughing my ass off. Thank goodness I'm not that much of a douche in real life!
The last one was nuts. I knew I was dreaming, and was self-talking during the dream!!
In it, I CALLED the agent I had my pitch session with in Surrey ( I know... GAH!!). As I was doing it, Real-Life Me was screaming at Dream Me "What the hell are you doing??!!! Hang up! Hang up! Hang up!" But I didn't.
She picked up the phone, and I started in. "Hello, ___. I don't know if you remember me, but I pitched to you in Surrey. I had the novel called ____, and I sent you the full like you asked. You never got back to me, and I'm curious to know what you thought of it."
Real life me was mortified, yelling "Stop, dammit!" to dream me. But dream me kept right on going.
Then, said agent burst into tears. I wasn't quite sure what was going on.
"I was just notified that my best friend died!" she spat out, and began sobbing uncontrollably over the phone.
"Oh dear," Dream me said. "I'm so very sorry. Now, back to my book..."
And that was when I woke up in a cold sweat, laughing my ass off. Thank goodness I'm not that much of a douche in real life!