Cross-border Trading - Celebrity Edition!

cornflake

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Spun off from the Justin Bieber thread in PC&E, since there seems to be some contention about this -

We're keeping Shatner, Michael J. Fox, Catherine O'hara and Dan Ackroyd. Sorry.

As soon as we see a crack of light through the door to Quebec, we're shoving Celine back through it.

Bryan Adams is a negotiable commodity, as is Alanis Morisette.

I'm fine with sending Seth Rogan back; others may want something for him.

Ryan Reynolds you can have back, but you have to take Blake Lively too.

I say we're holding Ryan Gosling, and his abs hostage, until you agree to repatriate Bieber.

Will Arnett may or may not be a negotiable commodity. Depends on what's on offer, but it'd better be good.

Thread is open for bidding and negotiation - let's keep it civil, please.

All transactions may be augmented by quantities of maple syrup, ketchup-flavoured crisps, small defencemen, and both Marty Brodeur and the entire Anaheim NHL franchise are available at any time, at no cost whatsoever, provided we never have to see or hear from them again.

BIDDING IS OPEN!
 

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Rihanna stays. Barbados can have Snookie in trade.

Britain can keep Madonna, we'll take Adelle.

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Canada can keep Randy Quaid.

I'd even accept keeping Celine for that.
 

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You do realize we're using all these negotiations to play for time while we finish erecting our anti-Beiber fence along Canada's southern border, don't you?

He's not coming back, dammit. **shakes hockey stick threateningly**

Edit: And don't try sneaking him in via Alaska, either. There's no fence, but we've got the polar bear squadrons on alert.
 
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