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Lantern Jack
03-02-2006, 10:57 AM
I'm tempted to name something cliche, like maraschino cherries, but I saw a kid chug a whole cup of 'em at a bar mitzvah on Gilmore Girls two nights ago---Gross!---so I'm sort of off them at present. I'd also like to name "pastrami," as sort of a Seinfeld nod---"Yes, I feel pastrami is the most sensuous of all the salted, cured meats!"---but I've been worried I'm getting much to metareferential, lately. So. Ultimately, I'm going to have to go with peanut butter. It's a semi-liquid, a spreadable, as well as a sweet and salty condiment, so its applications are wide-reaching. I won't go into them, because, this being a community of writers, I'm assuming your imaginations can handle the load. However, I feel I must state the obvious, in case anybody does decide to incorporate the finest derivative of G.W. Carver's greatest discovery into their amorous pursuits: use smooth, not chunky, which is quite abrasive. Plus, you'll be picking pieces of peanut out of the strangest places for weeks afterward.

Use in good health:e2kissy:

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September skies
03-02-2006, 10:59 AM
does that mean you like Brokenfingers? Didn't you compare him to peanut butter?

Lantern Jack
03-02-2006, 11:07 AM
does that mean you like Brokenfingers? Didn't you compare him to peanut butter?

Um, no. Wasn't me who started that thread. Don't usually mix folks with my food. Gives me indigestion. Still, I'm just going to stand here with my hand in the air until someone gives me props for finding an authentic, 1985, Superman Peanut Butter jar.

C'mon, anyone?

Shadow_Ferret
03-02-2006, 06:43 PM
Sex food? My naivete is showing. Is that something you eat before sex to get you in the mood, or something you eat after sex to help recuperate, or something in between that I don't necessarily want to know about?

CaroGirl
03-02-2006, 06:45 PM
Sex? What's that?

Shadow_Ferret
03-02-2006, 06:55 PM
Sex? What's that?

I can help with that. It's the food part I'm having trouble with. ;)

rhymegirl
03-02-2006, 08:05 PM
does that mean you like Brokenfingers? Didn't you compare him to peanut butter?

SS, I believe it was Rob who started that thread. He's the one who likes him.

Spirit_Fire
03-02-2006, 08:10 PM
Are you talking about having sex with food?

I'm not sure if I'd enjoy having sex with a jar of peanut butter.

rich
03-02-2006, 08:13 PM
Well, if you decide to experiment, don't get the crunchy kind.

Lantern Jack
03-02-2006, 10:16 PM
Well, if you decide to experiment, don't get the crunchy kind.

I already said that.

robeiae
03-02-2006, 10:22 PM
does that mean you like Brokenfingers? Didn't you compare him to peanut butter?
Oh. My. God. You're confusing me with LJ?????? I'm speechless...

And for the record, peanut butter is what you get when you grind up nuts...

Rob :)

brokenfingers
03-02-2006, 10:28 PM
does that mean you like Brokenfingers? Didn't you compare him to peanut butter?No, that was Rob. I know - I get the two confused all the time.


SS, I believe it was Rob who started that thread. He's the one who likes him. I know. He's PM'ed me three times petitioning to be the president of my Fan Club.

I told him he has to be demoted as President from Maestroworks Fan Club first. It's just not fair.

robeiae
03-02-2006, 10:37 PM
Check the sig, buddy.

Rob :)

brokenfingers
03-02-2006, 10:39 PM
Check the sig, buddy.

Rob :)Ray is gonna be soooo mad!

tiny
03-02-2006, 10:42 PM
Do you two need a moment?

robeiae
03-02-2006, 10:43 PM
U-R-Next!

tiny
03-02-2006, 10:48 PM
U-R-Next!

uh huh. I'm scared. Really.

rich
03-03-2006, 12:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rich:
Well, if you decide to experiment, don't get the crunchy kind.

Lantern Jack: I already said that.

Rich: Didn't see yours. All I can say is that, considering I repeated it, you should be quite proud of yourself.

pianoman5
03-03-2006, 02:19 AM
Oysters are a well-known sex food, but their aphrodisiac properties are somewhat overrated. Last time I had a dozen, only eight of 'em worked.

Carole
03-03-2006, 04:03 AM
If we're talking about the best food to eat while being rather naughty, mine would have to be cheesecake. It's a lot of fun to share when you're sitting on the bed in the altogether, just having a playful kinda evening, especially of you have strawberries or cherries on it!

September skies
03-03-2006, 04:04 AM
SS, I believe it was Rob who started that thread. He's the one who likes him.

yea - I always get those two confused - they're practically twins - or maybe it's the bastard part ... :ROFL:

Carole
03-03-2006, 04:04 AM
I'm tempted to name something cliche, like maraschino cherries...
I can tie the stems in a knot with my tongue...hubby says that's sexy!

Serenity
03-03-2006, 06:13 AM
Oysters are a well-known sex food, but their aphrodisiac properties are somewhat overrated. Last time I had a dozen, only eight of 'em worked.

LOL, well, that doesn't work for me (so to speak). Last- and only- time I tried an oyster I practically threw up. *NOT* an aphrodisiac in anyone's book.

Now Oyster *crackers*.... :e2brows:

Sage
03-03-2006, 06:36 AM
What no one's said chocolate? Not that I have any experience in the sex part, but the chocolate part...

Carole
03-03-2006, 07:00 AM
ooooh! I just thought of another one.

Take one can of peaches in heavy syrup, put them into a big bowl and then..use your imagination. Peach syrup is really slippery and tastes WAY better than any flavored...um..well, use your imagination.