The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

Cella · Feb 4, 2014

swachski said:
Those jokes are much funnier someplace else...

Like, in the dark.

swachski · Feb 4, 2014

Are you saying you'd like to go see a movie with me, Cella?

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 4, 2014

Maybe I'll read another book

swachski · Feb 4, 2014

Do it in the dark..

Angie · Feb 4, 2014

har, har...do it...har, har...

swachski · Feb 4, 2014

Hey Angie, Cella and I are going to a movie... wanna come?

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2014

cray said:
pd, did you even hear my joke?

"About 200 yards further than we got last year!"

If I half ass read your joke, does it count?

cray · Feb 4, 2014

tsk tsk, pd.
what kind of person would use such language?

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 4, 2014

a lose battery

Silent Rob · Feb 4, 2014

You spelled looser wrong, porter.

And loose as well.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2014

cray said:
tsk tsk, pd.
what kind of person would use such language?

You, Cray - the battery.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2014

Haggis - is this a relative?

TedTheewen · Feb 4, 2014

Silent Rob said:
You spelled looser wrong, porter.

And loose as well.

I'm loose tonight as well, but I think it was from something I ate.

Silent Rob · Feb 4, 2014

TedTheewen said:
I'm loose tonight as well, but I think it was from something I ate.

Haggis?

TedTheewen · Feb 5, 2014

Cilantro-flavored Lagavulin.

Silent Rob · Feb 5, 2014

That's just haggis'ses's urine, ted.

TrainofThought · Feb 5, 2014

Urine in a lot of trouble, Rob.

What's up, goofs? Are you guys writing the best book since Dick and Jane?

Sorry I haven't been around. I'm working on another novel, and I'm starting my own press and offering creative services. Yes, I said creative, which doesn't entail the sassy, dirty kind of creative. I have my limits.

Silent Rob · Feb 5, 2014

Sounds cool, tot! Good luck with everything!

Are you going to be publishing for the Jarman market?

Angie · Feb 5, 2014

Jarmans read? :Wha:

TrainofThought · Feb 5, 2014

Silent Rob said:
Sounds cool, tot! Good luck with everything!

Are you going to be publishing for the Jarman market?

Maybe in time, my husband will translate my books, but for now, Englisch.

Angie said:
Jarmans read?

Ja! Und wir schreiben.

Silent Rob · Feb 5, 2014

Angie said:
Jarmans read?

It was a joke.

:roll:

See?

TrainofThought said:
Ja! Und wir schreiben.

Gut one, tot!

Gilroy Cullen · Feb 5, 2014

TrainofThought said:
which doesn't entail the sassy, dirty kind of creative. I have my limits.

She's gone all serious on us and stuff...

parumpdragon said:

What a cute puppy!

swachski · Feb 5, 2014

There's a mose on the lose..

regdog · Feb 5, 2014

parumpdragon said:

Good dog

TrainofThought · Feb 5, 2014

Gilroy Cullen said:
She's gone all serious on us and stuff...

I can be bad, ya know. Bad is my middle name.

The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

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