This is just a little Happy Holidays present for everyone.

Ok... let's give this a try....


Right! I've had it! None of you understand me I'm going!!! How dare you?!!!?11 No, that's it, I've had enough!!!///eleventyone!!!

And another thing! Don't bother asking me to come back cos I won't!!!!

mccardey said:

Oh - and I forgot to say Happy Holidays everyone and do have a lovely, lovely time if you're celebrating and, you know, be careful and always drink a glass of water between glasses of wine and make sure all your friends do, too.

And be safe, and be nice and remember your manners because manners costs nothing and you're an example now, you know, and people get hurt when you use that tone and wash your hands before you sit down.

I think that's all.

Bless.

.

Oh - and somebody keep an eye on Ken, because he doesn't always behave.

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God! Chillax Grandma! And pass me that tinny!

And a Merry Christmas.

Oh I've always wanted to try it.

*clears throat*

You just don't understand my genius, because I'm too progressive for all you backwards idiots! Insisting on spelling thing gud and stuff. I'm going to go and publish my pop up kid's picture book, "Serrrial Cillers Fru the Ages", now with added bestiality, and it's going to HUGE, HUGE I SAY and all the publishers will be falling over themselves to buy it from me no matter what all the haters in SYW say.

And then when I've made my bajillions I will come back and laugh, and call you all jealous looser's (cos grammar don't need to be good cos, like, I'm being ironic! Hah! SEE!! Too progressive for you! SO THERE!)

You can all kiss my rosy red buttcheeks.

*flounce*

Hmmm... not a bad attempt but could do with a few more 'eleventy-ones' in my opinion.

7/10

Looser! Jealous looser!!eleventyone!!

And I didn't put that in because you told me to, no, I just thought of it -- and I did it first. SO THREERE!!!!

ETA *flounces for good this time, no really I mean it*

Oh that's so much better it's almost genius! Well done!

9/10

Are you sure this game is safe?

<--- Is already a passive aggressive hot head. The last thing I need is practice.

Perhaps I can be a judge?
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Gives 2 points for each instance of missing punctuation.

10 points for originality.

Negative points if the flounce contains the overused, "You all are just a bunch of bullies!"

Can we have themes? I'd like to do a theme, like, Kanye.

WHY YALL THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM??? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM LIKE SANTA I AM LIKE JESUS OR YESUS OR YEEZUS OR KIMMMMIE, HOW YOU SPELL THAT?? OK I AM LIKE STEVE JOBS AND KARL JAGERMEISTER LIKE, ROLLED INTO ONE, YALL. YOU KNOW I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO INVENT BOOKS WITH WORDS IN THEM? NO ONE LISTENED TO ME!!!!! THEN YALL TRY TO STEAL CREDIT BUT I CAME UP WITH IT. LIKE LEATHER JOGGING PANTS AND SNEAKERS AND MUSIC AND THE IPAD AND I GET NO RESPECT. YOU PEOPLE TELL ME I DONT KNOW ABOUT PUBLISHING CAUSE I SAID I COULD MAKE BOOKS ON PANTS!!! YOU GONNA SEE BOOKS ON PANTS ON THE RUNWAY IN PARIS AND YOUR GONNA KNOW IT WAS ME BUT I DON'T GET NO CREDIT. IS IT BECAUSE IM A LESBIAN?

My eyeballs have gone deaf....


Eleventyones, people! That's what we want!

cornflake said:

Can we have themes? I'd like to do a theme, like, Kanye.

WHY YALL THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM??? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM LIKE SANTA I AM LIKE JESUS OR YESUS OR YEEZUS OR KIMMMMIE, HOW YOU SPELL THAT?? OK I AM LIKE STEVE JOBS AND KARL JAGERMEISTER LIKE, ROLLED INTO ONE, YALL. YOU KNOW I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO INVENT BOOKS WITH WORDS IN THEM? NO ONE LISTENED TO ME!!!!! THEN YALL TRY TO STEAL CREDIT BUT I CAME UP WITH IT. LIKE LEATHER JOGGING PANTS AND SNEAKERS AND MUSIC AND THE IPAD AND I GET NO RESPECT. YOU PEOPLE TELL ME I DONT KNOW ABOUT PUBLISHING CAUSE I SAID I COULD MAKE BOOKS ON PANTS!!! YOU GONNA SEE BOOKS ON PANTS ON THE RUNWAY IN PARIS AND YOUR GONNA KNOW IT WAS ME BUT I DON'T GET NO CREDIT. IS IT BECAUSE IM A LESBIAN?

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I'm sorry you were all so offended by me knowing how to do things the right way. Sorry if it bothers you so much that I argued a point none of you refuted, as far as I'm concerned. It's too bad you're all so hung up by not being able to keep up with me that it gets to you like that. It must really suck for you--you have my complete sympathy on that score. I wouldn't want to make things even worse for you, so I guess I'll just go talk to people who get what I'm saying. You can stay and take whatever lessons you can away from what you got while I was still here.

You all are haters who only want to look down your noses at what's obviously my ultimate geniusness that is me. Loosers. Toady bugs.

you all suck

I

am

outta

here


(how'd I do? I'm not much of flouncer, you know. )

mccardey said:

Oh - and I forgot to say Happy Holidays everyone and do have a lovely, lovely time if you're celebrating...

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I would love to take the time to post in this thread, and I would too, if I wasn't so smart to know that it should been posted in the HOLIDAY and Special occasion room that was made specifically for posts about holidays. (Which is oddly, why it was named thus) but apparently I'm also the only genius caring enough to realize that Hanukkah ended on the 5th of December... and that it might be a wee bit too dang late (not to mention rude) to be wishing them a happy holiday. Of course I'm far to eclectic for the common celebrations and celebrated Yule. You know, the holiday that happened on Saturday - last Saturday - Two f'n days ago Saturday?

So you see, as much as I would LURVE to take these seasoned greedings seriously (perhaps 11 months from now when they are timely?) I really can't spare humanity the genius I've already wasted here.

So just lock the thread already.

cornflake said:

Can we have themes? I'd like to do a theme, like, Kanye.

WHY YALL THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM??? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM LIKE SANTA I AM LIKE JESUS OR YESUS OR YEEZUS OR KIMMMMIE, HOW YOU SPELL THAT?? OK I AM LIKE STEVE JOBS AND KARL JAGERMEISTER LIKE, ROLLED INTO ONE, YALL. YOU KNOW I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO INVENT BOOKS WITH WORDS IN THEM? NO ONE LISTENED TO ME!!!!! THEN YALL TRY TO STEAL CREDIT BUT I CAME UP WITH IT. LIKE LEATHER JOGGING PANTS AND SNEAKERS AND MUSIC AND THE IPAD AND I GET NO RESPECT. YOU PEOPLE TELL ME I DONT KNOW ABOUT PUBLISHING CAUSE I SAID I COULD MAKE BOOKS ON PANTS!!! YOU GONNA SEE BOOKS ON PANTS ON THE RUNWAY IN PARIS AND YOUR GONNA KNOW IT WAS ME BUT I DON'T GET NO CREDIT. IS IT BECAUSE IM A LESBIAN?

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You forgot "YOU CANNOT BEAT ME. AS LONG AS IM ALIVE. AND IF IM ALIVE, KILL ME THEN! KILL ME! AS LONG AS IM ALIVE, YALL GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME! HOW THE FUG JK ROWLING GOT TO WRITE ELEVENTY BEWKS AND I DONT GET TO WRITE NONE! MY BEWK IS THE BEWK OF THE UNIVERSE OF THE CENTURY!!"

jjdebenedictis said:

I'm sorry you were all so offended by me knowing how to do things the right way. Sorry if it bothers you so much that I argued a point none of you refuted, as far as I'm concerned. It's too bad you're all so hung up by not being able to keep up with me that it gets to you like that. It must really suck for you--you have my complete sympathy on that score. I wouldn't want to make things even worse for you, so I guess I'll just go talk to people who get what I'm saying. You can stay and take whatever lessons you can away from what you got while I was still here.

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Um. This is just perfect. I want to hug this post and cuddle it to sleep.

I'm tired of being unheard. No one listens to me at home, no one listens to me at work. I come here to a place I thought was one of peace and solidarity, yet my voice is unnoticed. I am but one of hundreds, and no one knows my name. I'm done. I thought I was through having to compete for popularity amongst my peers. I thought that was over last millennium.

I stand corrected.

Enjoy your self-absorbed Christmas and crazy New Years, but know this;

my words will haunt your dreams.

mccardey said:

...PRACTICE FLOUNCE THREAD!!
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Ok You asked for it :


When your kid's birthday comes around you don’t wish them a happy birthday by saying Happy Holidays do you!?

The Aussies traditionally say Merry Christmas I reckon




Merry Christmas replaced with Happy Holidays