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Torgo
12-23-2013, 09:23 PM
(To the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and with profuse apologies to Johnny Marks.)

Hail to the dread Cthulhu!
Cylopean and rugose,
And if you ever saw Him
Your brains would dribble out your nose.

All of the other Old Ones
Used to laugh and call him names.
He sleeps in sunken R'lyeh
Until the world can be reclaimed.

One day when the stars are right
Hastur comes to say
"That which is dead eternal lies;
With strange aeons death shall die."

Then all the Deep Ones rise up,
Shoggoths ululate with glee!
Hail to the dread Cthulhu,
It's the end of history!

As, Cthulhumas! Cthulhu fhtagn, everyone! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Mr Flibble
12-23-2013, 11:39 PM
Have you been at the Christmas sherry?


(If so, do more, cos that was great)

Wicked
12-24-2013, 12:06 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Cthulhu-Ornament/dp/B0099AISP6/ref=pd_sim_t_3

Do you have this on your tree? :tongue

Wish I'd seen it earlier. There are quite a few people on my Xmas shopping list that would have enjoyed it.

Scribbler214
12-24-2013, 12:09 AM
:eek: I love it! All of it! And I want that ornament! :D

Torgo
12-24-2013, 12:28 AM
Have you been at the Christmas sherry?


(If so, do more, cos that was great)

I've just bought a bottle of Laphroaig and am attempting to fit Nyarlathotep in to the meter of a Christmas song. So far the best I've got is "Santa Claus is coming to town / Nyarlathotep is in town", but I haven't opened it yet.

Mr Flibble
12-24-2013, 12:36 AM
Be sure to keep us updated on your progress. Especially if you make it to the end of the bottle.

Have you thought of doing "I saw Mummy kissing Abholos"?

Or of course the eternal "Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you sacrificed it in a ritual to Yog-Sothoth"?

jjdebenedictis
12-24-2013, 03:03 AM
Anyone got the Youtube link for that awesome Cthulhu Christmas song? "Old ones are near, chaos and fear..."

Wicked
12-24-2013, 03:06 AM
Anyone got the Youtube link for that awesome Cthulhu Christmas song? "Old ones are near, chaos and fear..."


This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_AvJzkPqQ8

Susie
12-24-2013, 04:13 AM
Merry holidays y'all! :) :Cake:s!

jjdebenedictis
12-24-2013, 08:38 PM
This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_AvJzkPqQ8That's the right melody, but I remember a version that had the line "old ones are near, chaos and fear", so I think there must be another version with more lyrics floating about somewhere. Haven't found it, but I remember it was funny and chillingly pretty. :D

Elorenalory
12-24-2013, 09:05 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!

My plan for this Christmas is to ave fun, eat, drink... and cry a lot watching the Doctor Who Christmas special where we say goodbye to the Eleventh Doctor.

Sandbar
12-24-2013, 09:50 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!

My plan for this Christmas is to ave fun, eat, drink... and cry a lot watching the Doctor Who Christmas special where we say goodbye to the Eleventh Doctor.


Happy Merry, everyone!

I am in denial about the pending demise of Doctor Eleven.