Dear Mr Orwell,
After perusing your recent dystopian attempt, I must admit that while I've enjoyed some of your lighter fare, the concept of your current submission is preposterous. Whereas your imagination truly soared on this one, it will never catch. Telescreens, an endless war, Newspeak, Anti-Sex League and Memory Holes are amusing ideas. But sir, you've obviously locked yourself away in your Scottish cabin a bit too long. These things will never happen and are beyond the comprehension of current or future readers on this planet. As for Doublethink and government control to such degree, well, that's un-American. We simply will not entertain such nonsense. I suggest you write more tales about talking animals. We really like those.
Sincerely,
Harry T. Phlaw
Editor Ectradina Extradornia Extroadrin The Big Guy
Phlaw, Phake, and Phucked LLP