OMG, why does that turkey have paws?

jjdebenedictis said:

That Thanksgiving turkey. On the top of the forums. It has PAWS. Like a dog.

Kill it with fire.

And then serve it with gravy. Happy Thanksgiving, USians!

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Because this forum is an all-inclusive place where those of all genders, political persuasions, religions, species, and crossovers can freely participate without fear of being rejected for having paws.

That's why.

Actually, we're blaming Haggis.

Happy Thanksgiving, U.S. Awers!

Ari Meermans said:

Actually, we're blaming Haggis.

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You're right.
It is his fault.
If he wasn't flying off to visit cray...

And here I thought it was so everyone would paws for a moment and reflect upon why they're thankful this year.

Happy Thanksgiving

... going by your hand-drawn avatar it seems you are an artist. And good one at that! So your standards are probably a higher than ours. Though the image is neat to me, probably not so much so to you. Can appreciate that.

Happy Holidays in any event, All !

A Jewish turkey with paws.... only on AW.

Happy Thanksgiving, you lot!

Hey, that turkey at the top looks better than the turkey cakes shown here by Cake Wrecks or the gingerbread-turkey man here (scroll down to photo #6). (Warning: somewhat inappropriate cakes are displayed.)

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

I'm not sure what's more unnerving, the paws or the fingers.

Channy said:

A Jewish turkey with paws.... only on AW.

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We feel, as a matter of policy, that Everyone should be able to eat latkes.

Those are not fingers or a tail. Those are manipulatable feathers.

And did anybody notice the pumpkin on the turkey's shirt? It's a Hallow-Hannukah-Giving Turkey!

ULTRAGOTHA said:

Those are not fingers or a tail. Those are manipulatable feathers.

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Cliff Face said:

And did anybody notice the pumpkin on the turkey's shirt? It's a Hallow-Hannukah-Giving Turkey!

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Yeah but what about all those pencils sticking out of its butt? I guess that's because it's a writer Rooturkey?

The turkey is, I bet, one of Krampus's minions, making way for the birch spanking festivities.

"Come for the turkey, stay for the giant red tongue! Mwuahahahahaa!"

Happy thanksgiving everyone! WHAT WHY DOES THAT TURKEY HAVE PAWS!

Medievalist said:

We feel, as a matter of policy, that Everyone should be able to eat latkes.

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Oh.. so is it a matter of suggestion or obligation?