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jjdebenedictis
11-28-2013, 07:30 AM
That Thanksgiving turkey. On the top of the forums. It has PAWS. Like a dog.

Kill it with fire.

And then serve it with gravy. Happy Thanksgiving, USians!

J.S.F.
11-28-2013, 07:34 AM
That Thanksgiving turkey. On the top of the forums. It has PAWS. Like a dog.

Kill it with fire.

And then serve it with gravy. Happy Thanksgiving, USians!
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Because this forum is an all-inclusive place where those of all genders, political persuasions, religions, species, and crossovers can freely participate without fear of being rejected for having paws.

That's why.

:tongue

Ari Meermans
11-28-2013, 07:36 AM
Actually, we're blaming Haggis. :D

Happy Thanksgiving, U.S. Awers!

KellyAssauer
11-28-2013, 08:11 AM
Actually, we're blaming Haggis. :D


You're right.
It is his fault (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=281208).
If he wasn't flying off to visit cray...

:Shrug:

Steve Coate
11-28-2013, 08:21 AM
And here I thought it was so everyone would paws for a moment and reflect upon why they're thankful this year.

Happy Thanksgiving:snoopy:

Ken
11-28-2013, 08:26 AM
... going by your hand-drawn avatar it seems you are an artist. And good one at that! So your standards are probably a higher than ours. Though the image is neat to me, probably not so much so to you. Can appreciate that.

Happy Holidays in any event, All ! :-)

Channy
11-28-2013, 09:01 AM
A Jewish turkey with paws.... only on AW. ;)

mccardey
11-28-2013, 09:03 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, you lot!

vagough
11-28-2013, 05:19 PM
Hey, that turkey at the top looks better than the turkey cakes (http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/11/21/turkey-countdown.html) shown here by Cake Wrecks or the gingerbread-turkey man (http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/11/26/whiskey-turkey-foxtrot.html) here (scroll down to photo #6). (Warning: somewhat inappropriate cakes are displayed.)

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

EMaree
11-28-2013, 05:52 PM
I'm not sure what's more unnerving, the paws or the fingers.

Medievalist
11-28-2013, 11:00 PM
A Jewish turkey with paws.... only on AW. ;)

We feel, as a matter of policy, that Everyone should be able to eat latkes.

jjdebenedictis
11-28-2013, 11:13 PM
I'm not sure what's more unnerving, the paws or the fingers.It only has fingers on the menorah hand. The other...er, limb, is apparently a dog's tail.

Don't eat genetically modified turkeys, y'all. You don't know what went into them.

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what turkey dinners are maaade of...

regdog
11-28-2013, 11:17 PM
Better than that Krampus thingy

ULTRAGOTHA
11-28-2013, 11:19 PM
Those are not fingers or a tail. Those are manipulatable feathers.

Caitlin Black
11-28-2013, 11:26 PM
And did anybody notice the pumpkin on the turkey's shirt? It's a Hallow-Hannukah-Giving Turkey!

jjdebenedictis
11-29-2013, 12:30 AM
Better than that Krampus thingyYou make an excellent point. *shudders*

Kylabelle
11-29-2013, 12:38 AM
Those are not fingers or a tail. Those are manipulatable feathers.


And did anybody notice the pumpkin on the turkey's shirt? It's a Hallow-Hannukah-Giving Turkey!


Yeah but what about all those pencils sticking out of its butt? I guess that's because it's a writer Rooturkey?

MacAllister
11-29-2013, 12:38 AM
Oh...Krampus is coming.

There's nothing anyone can do about that.

Caitlin Black
11-29-2013, 01:40 AM
The turkey is, I bet, one of Krampus's minions, making way for the birch spanking festivities.

"Come for the turkey, stay for the giant red tongue! Mwuahahahahaa!"

Pushingfordream
11-29-2013, 02:20 AM
Happy thanksgiving everyone! WHAT WHY DOES THAT TURKEY HAVE PAWS!

jjdebenedictis
11-29-2013, 02:54 AM
Yeah but what about all those pencils sticking out of its butt? I guess that's because it's a writer Rooturkey?Wait--they're all red pencils.

I think it's an editor.

Channy
11-29-2013, 07:12 AM
We feel, as a matter of policy, that Everyone should be able to eat latkes.

Oh.. so is it a matter of suggestion or obligation?

EMaree
11-29-2013, 12:16 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like Krampus~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYTnzNeTWmE)

regdog
11-29-2013, 04:14 PM
Oh...Krampus is coming.

There's nothing anyone can do about that.

I can do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAp9sFVdERQ)

jjdebenedictis
11-29-2013, 09:18 PM
Oh, thank goodness. They yoinked the mutant turkey out of there and just left the pretty menorah.

It's not December; Imma not going to fear think about Krampus yet.