Things you should never say about a girl's new haircut...

Lantern Jack · Feb 25, 2006

It looked better on Uma Thurman :e2slap:

PattiTheWicked · Feb 25, 2006

Wow! You look just like kd lang!

Lantern Jack · Feb 25, 2006

PattiTheWicked said:
Wow! You look just like kd lang!

Yes! Yes! Must save that one for when I really want to honk one of you otherly-gendered person-types persons off!

Maryn · Feb 25, 2006

"It's just hair--it'll grow back."

PattiTheWicked · Feb 25, 2006

"You know, I had that same haircut once. In 1986."

September skies · Feb 25, 2006

"You could always shave it all off."

"It's (long awkward pause) nice."

"Cool wig -- now dump it."

"Yeah, funny. Take that silly thing off."

brokenfingers · Feb 25, 2006

Don't worry - mullets'll be back in style any day now...

Maryn · Feb 25, 2006

"Oh, I love Mamie Eisenhower bangs!"

tiny · Feb 25, 2006

"Did you have to pay for that?"

kathompson · Feb 25, 2006

That was on purpose...?

brokenfingers · Feb 25, 2006

"Um..... those pants make you look fat."

rhymegirl · Feb 25, 2006

The biggest insult of all is to not say ANYTHING. Then she knows it must be really stinko!

eldragon · Feb 25, 2006

"What did you do to your hair?"

Or.........

"You did something to your hair?"

or............

"No, you did not do that to your hair!"

JoeEkaitis · Feb 25, 2006

"Thank God it missed your face!"

Perks · Feb 25, 2006

Wow, mommy! You look like the zizzer-zazzer-zuzz!

(If you happne to have Dr. Seuss' ABCs lying around then you'll know what happened to me once. If not, just as well.)

preyer · Feb 25, 2006

not bad for a ronco vacuum attachment kit.

i wish i had enough guts to wear something like that.

that reminds me, do you want to go see the dogfights tonight?

trumancoyote · Feb 25, 2006

No GBD for you!

I thought we agreed on a rectangular patch, no more than 1" wide?

mommie4a · Feb 25, 2006

Hair in a Can

Honey, have I got the Ron Popeil product for you!

Ara · Mar 1, 2006

The ever horrid question, "Wow you got you hair cut. Do you like it?"

Shadow_Ferret · Mar 1, 2006

My wife always asks me if I like how she gets her hair and I'm the sort that likes how something used to look. Change bothers me. So I say, "I'll get used to it."

Dawno · Mar 1, 2006

I loved it when Mom had her hair done just like that.

Jeneral · Mar 1, 2006

True story: when I was in the second grade, my teacher got a perm. I loved it, because I thought curly hair was pretty. The only other grownup I knew with curly hair? My Grandma. So I said "Your hair looks just like my Grandma's!" I didn't know why she didn't take that as a compliment.

Jaycinth · Mar 1, 2006

Oh, I'm really sorry! Did you catch the raccoon?

Kida Adelyne · Mar 1, 2006

Jeneral said:
True story: when I was in the second grade, my teacher got a perm. I loved it, because I thought curly hair was pretty. The only other grownup I knew with curly hair? My Grandma. So I said "Your hair looks just like my Grandma's!" I didn't know why she didn't take that as a compliment.

Akuma · Mar 1, 2006

Hey, wow, great! Mind if I twine my pubes into your hair while you're not looking?

>_> *gets modded*

Things you should never say about a girl's new haircut...

My kitten knows kung-fu!

Unleashing Hell.

My kitten knows kung-fu!

At Sea

Unleashing Hell.

cloud watching

Walkin' That Road

At Sea

riding the sun

Walkin' That Road

It's a New Year!

in a van down by the river

Certified Gray Haired Geek

delicate #!&@*#! flower

excessively spartan

My Name is Sweet Thing

Mother of All Addictions

Court Jester

Shiny!

Cat wrangler

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Me got zero cookies!

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