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Lantern Jack
02-25-2006, 01:45 PM
It looked better on Uma Thurman:e2slap:

PattiTheWicked
02-25-2006, 07:00 PM
Wow! You look just like kd lang!

Lantern Jack
02-25-2006, 07:08 PM
Wow! You look just like kd lang!

Yes! Yes! Must save that one for when I really want to honk one of you otherly-gendered person-types persons off!

Maryn
02-25-2006, 08:05 PM
"It's just hair--it'll grow back."

PattiTheWicked
02-25-2006, 08:20 PM
"You know, I had that same haircut once. In 1986."

September skies
02-25-2006, 08:48 PM
"You could always shave it all off."


"It's (long awkward pause) nice."


"Cool wig -- now dump it."


"Yeah, funny. Take that silly thing off."

brokenfingers
02-25-2006, 10:04 PM
Don't worry - mullets'll be back in style any day now...

Maryn
02-25-2006, 10:11 PM
"Oh, I love Mamie Eisenhower bangs!"

tiny
02-25-2006, 10:12 PM
"Did you have to pay for that?"

kathompson
02-25-2006, 10:13 PM
That was on purpose...?

brokenfingers
02-25-2006, 10:14 PM
"Um..... those pants make you look fat."

rhymegirl
02-26-2006, 12:43 AM
The biggest insult of all is to not say ANYTHING. Then she knows it must be really stinko!

eldragon
02-26-2006, 01:16 AM
"What did you do to your hair?"

Or.........

"You did something to your hair?"

or............

"No, you did not do that to your hair!"

JoeEkaitis
02-26-2006, 02:12 AM
"Thank God it missed your face!"

Perks
02-26-2006, 02:16 AM
Wow, mommy! You look like the zizzer-zazzer-zuzz!

(If you happne to have Dr. Seuss' ABCs lying around then you'll know what happened to me once. If not, just as well.)

preyer
02-26-2006, 02:20 AM
not bad for a ronco vacuum attachment kit.

i wish i had enough guts to wear something like that.

that reminds me, do you want to go see the dogfights tonight?

trumancoyote
02-26-2006, 04:31 AM
I thought we agreed on a rectangular patch, no more than 1" wide?

mommie4a
02-26-2006, 04:48 AM
Honey, have I got the Ron Popeil (http://ronco.com/rco_prodinfo.aspx?pid=GL9007101001&color=&active=desc) product for you!

Ara
03-01-2006, 07:28 PM
The ever horrid question, "Wow you got you hair cut. Do you like it?"

Shadow_Ferret
03-01-2006, 07:37 PM
My wife always asks me if I like how she gets her hair and I'm the sort that likes how something used to look. Change bothers me. So I say, "I'll get used to it." :)

Dawno
03-01-2006, 07:44 PM
I loved it when Mom had her hair done just like that.

Jeneral
03-01-2006, 07:51 PM
True story: when I was in the second grade, my teacher got a perm. I loved it, because I thought curly hair was pretty. The only other grownup I knew with curly hair? My Grandma. So I said "Your hair looks just like my Grandma's!" I didn't know why she didn't take that as a compliment.

Jaycinth
03-01-2006, 08:01 PM
Oh, I'm really sorry! Did you catch the raccoon?

Kida Adelyne
03-02-2006, 02:26 AM
True story: when I was in the second grade, my teacher got a perm. I loved it, because I thought curly hair was pretty. The only other grownup I knew with curly hair? My Grandma. So I said "Your hair looks just like my Grandma's!" I didn't know why she didn't take that as a compliment.

:ROFL:

Akuma
03-02-2006, 02:32 AM
Hey, wow, great! Mind if I twine my pubes into your hair while you're not looking?


>_> *gets modded*

Sarita
03-02-2006, 02:39 AM
"It's (long awkward pause) nice."This is my mother's reaction when I do ANYTHING to my hair. I can't wait to see what she says this Friday.

Now when she gets hers done, I say nice things like:

Wow, you look just like Gramma!
Did she mean to turn it green?
I hope you're changing stylists soon...

Jcomp
03-02-2006, 02:42 AM
True story: when I was in the second grade, my teacher got a perm. I loved it, because I thought curly hair was pretty. The only other grownup I knew with curly hair? My Grandma. So I said "Your hair looks just like my Grandma's!" I didn't know why she didn't take that as a compliment.

Hil...arious.

"Oh...oh dear God that's the most horrific thing I've ever seen!!! AUUGGGHHHHH!!!" - And then gouge your eyes out. She'll feel about, oh, yay big...

poetinahat
03-02-2006, 02:51 AM
"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... why you! WHOOPwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop! ArrRAARRAARRAarrrrr!"

Nyna
03-03-2006, 10:31 AM
In highschool I cut my hair short, and showed it off to my boyfriend. He said, "Why couldn't you have kept it long, like all the others girls?" Quickly followed my, "Well, I guess it's not that bad. You look kind of like Betty Boop." That was a short-lived relationship.

And I can't count the number of times people have told me 'it's just hair, it will grow back.'

Carole
03-03-2006, 02:42 PM
Um...that's different. Feeling experimental, were you?

brokenfingers
03-03-2006, 05:14 PM
Do the drapes match the carpet?

poetinahat
03-03-2006, 05:20 PM
Do the drapes match the carpet?
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writerterri
03-03-2006, 10:13 PM
Was it free? Cause you should get your money back.

threedogpeople
03-04-2006, 02:02 AM
Want to borrow my hat?

Stew21
03-04-2006, 02:23 AM
"ooooh! The groomer did that to my dog once!"