Easily the funniest thing I have read so far this year...

unthoughtknown · Feb 24, 2006

http://iamgettingfat.blogspot.com/2006/02/bleak-future.html

Hehe, isn't that awesome?

BlackCrowesChick · Feb 24, 2006

That was hilarious!

Maybe I will change my sig to this:
In conclusion, Snoop is a very powerful singer and one day he will be remembered with such great singers as Marvin Gay and perhaps even Jesus.

That's just too funny!
:ROFL:

September skies · Feb 24, 2006

LOL - That WAS funny. Thanks for sharing it. I'll have to show it to my girls -- one of them was working on a similar essay today (disecting a poem and listing similies, comparisons, etc.) This should make her laugh.

mdin · Feb 24, 2006

Snoop rules!

Liam Jackson · Feb 24, 2006

I just snorted coffee all over the comp screen, thank you very much.

Peace, out!
:e2headban

oswann · Feb 25, 2006

I've got all the albums Jesus ever put out.

Os.

Celia Cyanide · Feb 25, 2006

Snoop totally rules! And he's not a murderer!

BlueSimian · Feb 25, 2006

I am going to use the "How Many Hoes Will I Be Bangin' " suspense technique in my next story as an homage to Snoop.

Fo' shizzle.

triceretops · Feb 25, 2006

How many hoes have I bin bangin, how many hoes have left me hangin?

That was just tooooooo much. How funny, and look at all the humility he puts into it.

Tri

aadams73 · Feb 25, 2006

I nearly wet myself from laughing so hard

AdamH · Feb 25, 2006

But how many DID he bang back in '94? The suspense is killing me! Maybe he'll write a follow-up song. If we're lucky, it'll be featuring Marvin Gaye.

This is just what I needed to start my day. Thanks, Jen. :ROFL:

DeniseK · Feb 25, 2006

I'm just wondering about "some very disappointing experiences" poor Snoop had in prison.

Yeshanu · Feb 25, 2006

I'll have to show my ex. He assigns projects like this to his students, but I don't think he's gotten anything quite like this before...

StoryG27 · Feb 25, 2006

That is too funny. The whole essay is cute, but the last two paragraphs had me rolling.

Cathy C · Feb 26, 2006

Very cute, Jen.nifer. But one thing I'm a little concerned about (yeah, yeah, I know--I'm a party pooper!) is that a teacher would post on a public board an essay written by a student. Whether or not it's attributed, it's a violation of copyright law.

I do understand that it's the teacher's problem for posting it first, rather than yours, Jen, but it would really make me feel better not to have it reproduced on THIS board.

Could you maybe edit your post just to provide the link? It just bugs me that the person who actually wrote this, feeling s/he was doing good work, might be horribly embarrassed by this if they happened by AW.
Thanks! :e2flowers

rhymegirl · Feb 26, 2006

That was a very funny, but also very sad essay. If these are the lyrics these kids are listening to...good God.

Necropolis · Feb 26, 2006

oswann said:
I've got all the albums Jesus ever put out.

I think I may have some, as well! Did you make it to any concerts?

jen.nifer, that was brilliant, luv! I nearly busted something reading the "suspense" of how many hoes

Cheers!

Shadow_Ferret · Feb 26, 2006

What's a "Gz?" :Shrug:

Yeshanu · Feb 26, 2006

I think I may have some, as well! Did you make it to any concerts?

They were fantastic! And meals were included...

eldragon · Feb 26, 2006

This kid is so right about Jesus, Marvin Gaye and Snoop Dogg!

That's why my theme song is "Rollin downtown spokin Indo sippin on Gin & Juice. (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.)"

And that's Grapefruit juice, BTW.

Also, Snoop Dogg is really tall, like Jesus.

unthoughtknown · Feb 26, 2006

Cathy C said:
Very cute, Jen.nifer. But one thing I'm a little concerned about (yeah, yeah, I know--I'm a party pooper!) is that a teacher would post on a public board an essay written by a student. Whether or not it's attributed, it's a violation of copyright law.

I do understand that it's the teacher's problem for posting it first, rather than yours, Jen, but it would really make me feel better not to have it reproduced on THIS board.

Could you maybe edit your post just to provide the link? It just bugs me that the person who actually wrote this, feeling s/he was doing good work, might be horribly embarrassed by this if they happened by AW.
Thanks!

Sure, Cathy. You're right. Done!

Shadow_Ferret · Feb 27, 2006

Did anyone read the teacher's bio?

I'm an English teacher. I'm fat and bald. I'm a firecracker in the sack. That's all you need to know.

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