I had this dream where I was walking home from middle school (taking the actual route home - not some crazy dream route) and saw a large black rat snake that clearly had just eaten a large meal. But he was in the gutter, trundling along, I was on the sidewalk, all was well.
I got to the bottom of the giant hill that we lived on and came across a sort of park ranger and some lady. They were saying the black snakes were all coming down and to watch out, and I said yeah, I just saw one, and i was like isn't that cool? (I think snakes are cool - I am a little skwoogie about them as well but I fully appreciate their spot in the animal kingdom.
So I don't get why this park ranger and lady are so freaked out... and then here comes this snake down the hill. It was GINORMOUS and it was rather unwieldy - being sort of triangular shaped. I don't know why I am going into such detail... but here it comes. The triangular one goes on its way, and we're like whoa, that was lucky. Then.... here comes another one. It was actually a giant gila monster - with legs but longer and obviously, huger. But the park ranger grabs this huge branch off a tree and starts shouting and whacking a car with it. The giant gila monter/snake with legs ignores the crap out of the ranger and actually walks under the giant branch whacking the tree not giving a .... you know what.
I still had to climb that giant hill without a park ranger to bang on a car with a huge branch.
I woke up got a drink... then when I went back to bed, I didn't want to put my feet in the covers,