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JoeEkaitis
02-24-2006, 11:57 PM
Wow, whatta Dorcus! (http://lileks.com/institute/dorcus/index.html)

JoeEkaitis
02-24-2006, 11:57 PM
“Right here, Doc. About a half-hour after I’ve eaten anything made with black beans and Tabasco.”

DeniseK
02-25-2006, 12:11 AM
"I need to go to the hardware store for some rope and masking tape as soon as I finish this photo shoot."

Shiraz
02-25-2006, 12:42 AM
"No, Desi, this is really how they like it, little bro'. Watch me, then you try it. Yeah . . . check out the redhead over there. Here, let me hold the conga for you. I'll wait."

Paint
02-25-2006, 01:55 AM
I was really hoping this haircut would cover these "Frieda" eyebrows...lets see if I have tweezers in my pocket.

alleycat
02-25-2006, 02:35 AM
"Mirror, mirror, on the bathroom wall. Who's the coolest of them all? Why, it's me!"

PattiTheWicked
02-25-2006, 02:37 AM
Dear Mom and Dad,

Things have never been better since I started starrng in Roaring Twenties Porn.

Love
Hubert

threedogpeople
02-25-2006, 05:09 AM
I have a ferret in my pants.

alleycat
02-25-2006, 05:14 AM
"How come they keep throwing their trash at my jacket?"

StoryG27
02-25-2006, 05:52 AM
I can't remember where I parked my car.

Albedo of Zero
02-25-2006, 09:55 AM
Dorcus...James Dorcus


"No! No! No! We need a rewrite! Gimme another name! The name James doesn't say secret agent in my mind.

alleycat
02-25-2006, 04:40 PM
"You lookin' at me? Huh, you lookin' at me? You must be lookin' at me, I'm the only one here. You wanna' start something? Well, do you, punk?"

poetinahat
02-25-2006, 04:57 PM
"What's my ascot to do with it?"

Shwebb
02-25-2006, 08:15 PM
"The other lumberjacks promoted me to 'executive.'"

Albedo of Zero
02-25-2006, 09:33 PM
"What's my ascot to do with it?"



:ROFL:

brokenfingers
02-25-2006, 09:42 PM
"I warn you - giggle again and I will pull such a surprise out of my pocket..."

tiny
02-25-2006, 09:55 PM
"No, I'm just happy to see you."

Unique
02-26-2006, 06:13 PM
I don't care what they say, I still don't believe Napolean wore plaid.

rhymegirl
02-26-2006, 07:18 PM
Brooke Shields, before her sex change.

eldragon
02-26-2006, 08:32 PM
"If I keep the jacket closed, nobody will know I left her at the alter."

brokenfingers
02-26-2006, 08:40 PM
"OK, stay calm and relax, Herbert. Just reach into the pocket, nice and easy, and get the napkin out. Nobody can see the stain if you keep the jacket over it.

Why oh why did Mary Jane have to do the hippy hippy shake like that in front of me?"

Cheryll
02-28-2006, 12:18 AM
Brooke Shields, before her sex change.

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

I can't possibly top that one!

Cheryll

Spirit_Fire
03-05-2006, 07:15 PM
"Are these pants pulled up too high? Or is my torso just too small to fit into this jacket?"

Jaycinth
03-10-2006, 12:52 AM
I can't pull the pants up any higher, why? Are my Depends still showing?

ProsperitySue
03-10-2006, 07:26 PM
If I give them my flinty, steely glare maybe they will FINALLY leave. And if that doesn't work, I could act like I was going to pull a gun out of my pants....hmmm that feels good!

PastMidnight
03-11-2006, 12:00 AM
"Ha! And you said that I couldn't turn that tablecloth into a jacket. The joke's on you!"