"No, Desi, this is really how they like it, little bro'. Watch me, then you try it. Yeah . . . check out the redhead over there. Here, let me hold the conga for you. I'll wait."
"OK, stay calm and relax, Herbert. Just reach into the pocket, nice and easy, and get the napkin out. Nobody can see the stain if you keep the jacket over it.
Why oh why did Mary Jane have to do the hippy hippy shake like that in front of me?"
If I give them my flinty, steely glare maybe they will FINALLY leave. And if that doesn't work, I could act like I was going to pull a gun out of my pants....hmmm that feels good!
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