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robeiae
02-24-2006, 07:31 AM
Considering everything you know about your fellow posters, who do you think would be the most likely person to sport a mullet?

Rob :)

Oh, it's multiple choice and public--so be careful!

mdin
02-24-2006, 07:34 AM
You.

And all the lesbians.

robeiae
02-24-2006, 07:35 AM
You.
That goes without saying.

Elincoln
02-24-2006, 07:47 AM
You forgot Neurofizz (I swear it's under the hat).

louisgodwin
02-24-2006, 09:04 AM
Like this is even a contest! The self-proclaimed hillbilly should easily run away with this one.

William Haskins
02-24-2006, 09:12 AM
you are all mean.

Dawno
02-24-2006, 09:38 AM
I voted other - and I think you know who is missing from that poll...

blacbird
02-24-2006, 10:35 AM
How come you aren't a nominee, Rob?

caw.

brokenfingers
02-24-2006, 12:33 PM
Wow, is mine really that noticeable?

Carole
02-24-2006, 03:43 PM
Awww, dagonit! I thought I was being original. Phooey.

eldragon
02-24-2006, 04:45 PM
The mullet is the grossest of all hairstyles. And, I am seeing men with them again. God!

brokenfingers
02-24-2006, 05:16 PM
Really? You think so?

How about parachute pants and red leather jackets with zippers all over? I wear mine every Friday...

Yeshanu
02-24-2006, 06:32 PM
Five people so far have voted for Jenna, without explaining. I voted for her, because I remember reading somewhere that she likes experimenting with her hair.


I think William has shaved all his hair off.

robeiae
02-24-2006, 06:51 PM
How come you aren't a nominee, Rob?

caw.
I already admitting to sporting one. This poll is a shallow and pathetic attempt to find justification for my hair styling choices.

Rob :)

rhymegirl
02-24-2006, 06:53 PM
I think William has shaved all his hair off.


ALL of it?

eldragon
02-24-2006, 06:54 PM
How about parachute pants and red leather jackets with zippers all over?

And one white glove?


I can't believe anyone would think Brokenfingers wears a mullet. And Lantern Jack? Maestrowork?


Now, some, like William............that's obvious.

awatkins
02-24-2006, 06:59 PM
Yet another poll without Orlando.

robeiae
02-24-2006, 07:00 PM
Yet another poll without Orlando.
You know, I asked who do you think would have a mullet. It's painfully obvious Orlando already does...

Rob :)

Sarita
02-24-2006, 09:10 PM
Our King CC had one... I've seen pictures. Wait, maybe I can find one.

http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=377468&postcount=50

Shadow_Ferret
02-24-2006, 09:16 PM
Oddly enough, I never knew what a mullet was until after the whole craze died down the first time. Again, as always, I was behind the curve with my tight curls and bleached hair.

blacbird
02-24-2006, 09:26 PM
I already admitting to sporting one. This poll is a shallow and pathetic attempt to find justification for my hair styling choices.

Rob :)

Sorry, I missed your first post. But it does explain a lot. See, I have this theory about hairstyles and their relationship to clear thinking. A mullet presents a huge problem. The relative gravitational imbalance tilts the brain rearward, thereby reducing blood flow to the frontal lobes, where the functions of analytical clarity are concentrated, resulting in faulty, misguided responses to intellectual stimuli.

The good news is that it can be corrected through growth of a large beard.

caw.

robeiae
02-24-2006, 09:26 PM
Then you'd be a mullah.

NeuroFizz
02-24-2006, 09:43 PM
You forgot Neurofizz (I swear it's under the hat).
Nope. See?

blacbird
02-24-2006, 10:11 PM
Then you'd be a mullah.

Hey, I think we got potential of a serious religion here. Let's see if we can download some holy scriptures on the matter.

caw.

awatkins
02-24-2006, 11:28 PM
Our King CC had one... I've seen pictures. Wait, maybe I can find one.

http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=377468&postcount=50

He made it look gooood. ;)

William Haskins
02-24-2006, 11:33 PM
how the hell is it i'm still leading this poll?

Sarita
02-24-2006, 11:42 PM
how the hell is it i'm still leading this poll?Especially when we all know your hair is about an inch long...

William Haskins
02-24-2006, 11:45 PM
if that

Shadow_Ferret
02-24-2006, 11:50 PM
how the hell is it i'm still leading this poll?

My vote is up for sale.

trumancoyote
02-25-2006, 01:40 AM
how the hell is it i'm still leading this poll?

Face it, William: you're sporting the wrong 'do.

maestrowork
02-25-2006, 01:44 AM
Should I be offended that only one person voted for me? What is it? Like Asian men can't wear a mullet?

trumancoyote
02-25-2006, 01:49 AM
Prove us wrong, Ray.

Prove us wrong.

William Haskins
02-25-2006, 01:56 AM
Face it, William: you're sporting the wrong 'do.

when i get home, i will post a pic that will quash this rampant slander.

brokenfingers
02-25-2006, 01:59 AM
Haskins has a "tail" - often confused for a mullet. His head is shaved except for the mullet leftover hanging from the base of his skull.

It serves the same purpose as a drip pan in a cooker.

I use my mullet to keep the back of my neck dry in the rain. Plus it covers the torn spot on my Wham! T-shirt.

trumancoyote
02-25-2006, 02:17 AM
when i get home, i will post a pic that will quash this rampant slander.

If it's sans mullet, William, I don't think I'll be inclined to view it.

Elincoln
02-25-2006, 02:27 AM
Should I be offended that only one person voted for me? What is it? Like Asian men can't wear a mullet?

Don't you dare. You even attempt a mullet, the girls of HOL will shave it!

roach
02-25-2006, 02:49 AM
I chose everyone and other because I'm not convinced that you all aren't sporting mullets.

I keep my mullet in a box at the back of the closet where the baby can't reach it.

trumancoyote
02-25-2006, 02:58 AM
I hope you keep a lock on the box, because people make that mistake all the time.

You just watch. One day, you'll go to the grocery store, then come home to find your baby with a mullet and the neighbor-kid dead.

arrowqueen
02-25-2006, 03:10 AM
Chunky. (I've seen the pictures too - though I have to admit any hairdo would be eclipsed by those trousers.)

Unique
02-25-2006, 03:27 AM
Bwahahahaha!
You're all wrong! I'm the one with the mullet!

(Although I don't call it that. To me, it's just a hair cut)(And it looks mahvelous, on me darlink!):e2tongue:

Shwebb
02-25-2006, 03:30 AM
Can one have a metaphorical mullet?

roach
02-25-2006, 03:40 AM
You just watch. One day, you'll go to the grocery store, then come home to find your baby with a mullet and the neighbor-kid dead.

My baby with a mullet is the downside, right?

William Haskins
02-25-2006, 04:57 AM
If it's sans mullet, William, I don't think I'll be inclined to view it.

the only mullet i have is the mullet on my soul.

trumancoyote
02-25-2006, 05:00 AM
Goddamn, that's some short hair. But it really isn't proof, William -- I swear I can sense some stragglies in back... stragglies that are reminiscent of a mullet.

I'm just sayin' what I see, man. Just sayin' what I see.

... in all actuality, more style-ish mullets are actually coming back into style. Ask your resident fag or Toni & Guy employee -- they'll tell ya'.

William Haskins
02-25-2006, 05:02 AM
god damn you, zach.

Perks
02-25-2006, 05:05 AM
... in all actuality, more style-ish mullets are actually coming back into style.

Please explain, cupcake.

September skies
02-25-2006, 05:27 AM
LOL - I live such a sheltered life. I had no idea what a mullet was. I never heard of such a thing until today. At first, I thought you meant mallet - yeah, several of you may have one hidden on your body. Then I looked up mullet in the dictionary and it said it was a marine-life animal (like a snail?)

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteROFL.gif And I couldn't stop laughing. I didn't think that was what you were talking about.

I finally figured it out - but figuring out who has one - that's another story.

William Haskins
02-25-2006, 05:30 AM
you've got some catching up to do then:

http://www.mulletjunky.com/

mkcbunny
02-25-2006, 05:58 AM
Chunky. (I've seen the pictures too - though I have to admit any hairdo would be eclipsed by those trousers.)
My thoughts exactly. I knew who I was going to vote for immediately!

Sarita
02-25-2006, 07:19 AM
Goddamn, that's some short hair. .Oh man! I missed it? That's what I get for having dinner...

robeiae
02-25-2006, 08:07 AM
If you want to see mullets, go to a hockey game.

Rob :)

Perks
02-25-2006, 08:16 AM
That's true. Why is that? Is it a Canadian/Ukrainian conspiracy?

robeiae
02-25-2006, 08:19 AM
It's a consequence of hockey-helmet head and the belief that some hair hanging out the back your helmet is sexy.

Rob :)

maestrowork
02-25-2006, 08:44 AM
This thread makes me SO want to grow a mullet.

... on rob's head.

... except he already has one.

rhymegirl
02-25-2006, 09:03 AM
when i get home, i will post a pic that will quash this rampant slander.

So where's the pic?

maestrowork
02-25-2006, 09:05 AM
He posted it, then took it down.

rhymegirl
02-25-2006, 09:08 AM
Oh that bum. I wanted to see it. :rant:

Liam Jackson
02-25-2006, 09:09 AM
How the hell did I get five votes?? I thought I destroyed all those photos!

maestrowork
02-25-2006, 09:14 AM
Oh speaking of pictures... Liam, I still have that one... Bwhahahahahahaha! You're so black mailed.

Liam Jackson
02-25-2006, 11:39 PM
Grrrr....The Baby Heathen must die.

William Haskins
02-26-2006, 01:32 AM
damn it. i picked up another vote even after posting evidence. this is nothing more than thinly-veiled character assassination.

rhymegirl
02-26-2006, 01:38 AM
damn it. i picked up another vote even after posting evidence. this is nothing more than thinly-veiled character assassination.

Yeah, well some people didn't get to SEE the evidence so it's your fault for taking down your pic so quick!

William Haskins
02-26-2006, 01:42 AM
check my profile.

Liam Jackson
02-26-2006, 02:06 AM
<<<this is nothing more than thinly-veiled character assassination.>>>

And just exactly what is so thin about this veil, Will? Methinks you were an obvious target from the get-go. All hail William, the Master of Mullet Manor!

(And just think, if Rob was still King for a Day, I'd be beheaded for that last sentence.)

*salute*

William Haskins
02-26-2006, 02:07 AM
my foes are many and they are ruthless.

not a bit of ruth between them.

rhymegirl
02-26-2006, 04:59 AM
check my profile.

Okay, I did. You don't have a mullet. But I do.

And I have glasses just like yours.

Shwebb
02-26-2006, 06:03 AM
I think this whole thread is an insult to mullet wearers--the implication being that we mulleteers are somehow inferior.

Liam Jackson
02-26-2006, 08:17 AM
Damn tootin', Shwebb. The callous anti-mullet attitudes exhibited by many of the posters leave me sickened and appalled. Or sickly and pale. (I'm sure it's one or the other.)

brokenfingers
02-26-2006, 08:19 AM
I'm proud of my mullet. It kinda goes with the landing strip I have fashioned elsewhere...

robeiae
02-26-2006, 05:21 PM
Or sickly and pale. (I'm sure it's one or the other.)Sounds like you could use a mullet! Or a beer. Or both! Hmmm..that gives me an idearer.

Rob :)

Unique
02-26-2006, 05:40 PM
check my profile.

[grow it back]

robeiae
08-26-2006, 02:02 AM
I've come to the realization that this poll is why William left. He never could get over being voted top mullet-head, since he doesn't even have one.

I feel so dirty.

And I fully expect ChunkyC to be storming off any second now...unless he actually does have a mullet.

Stew21
08-26-2006, 03:57 AM
chunky didn't even weigh in, did he? I think that's a confirmation of mullet-head.

persiphone_hellecat
08-26-2006, 11:33 AM
I just checked out www.ratemymullet.com and no one here comes close...