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Undercover
10-27-2013, 04:58 AM
Seriously,

how far do you think this thread will go?

2 posts?

2,222 posts?

0? (that's my guess)

How far are you willing to go to bet...

How far are you willing to

read...

this...

thread?

(any and all predications here)

KellyAssauer
10-27-2013, 05:14 AM
Since you made me read all that...
Now you're buying.

:tongue

Undercover
10-27-2013, 05:19 AM
Since you made me read all that...
Now you're buying.

:tongue

I predict you'll get drunk and go too far....are you willing to go that far, Kel? Come on, think of what happened last time.

Ambrosia
10-27-2013, 05:28 AM
Seriously,

how far do you think this thread will go?

2 posts?

2,222 posts?

0? (that's my guess)

How far are you willing to go to bet...

How far are you willing to

read...

this...

thread?

(any and all predications here)
You can't have an open thread and a 0 post count in the thread. It is not possible. The opening post is #1.

(Sorry, but the illogic of it got to me. ;))

Undercover
10-27-2013, 05:31 AM
You can't have an open thread and a 0 post count in the thread. It is not possible. The opening post is #1.

(Sorry, but the illogic of it got to me. ;))

Sorry that bothered you. Good thing I didn't say -2

Undercover
10-27-2013, 06:31 AM
I predict this thread is going south...or is it already there?

chompers
10-27-2013, 06:45 AM
I live in the South. Congratulations, this thread officially went south.:yesway:

Undercover
10-27-2013, 06:53 AM
I live in the South. Congratulations, this thread officially went south.:yesway:

Hey, alright! The thread made it!!!

Now how far should it go???

flea23
10-27-2013, 07:03 AM
I will go to any lengths to get a smile. But I won't do THAT. Don't dare me. I won't do it. I won't. I won't.

Kelly, Kelly - - - save me, Kelly. Cella. Susie. Save me. I won't do THAT.

Okay - I've gone too far. The mighty humble flea has an IBL (Indian-flea Blood line) of 23, the 23rd generational flea. So I'm already red. Now I'm even redder.

Undercover
10-27-2013, 07:09 AM
Wow...Flea, you went so far I lost ya. haha


(and it's gonna be hard to find a flea)

Kylabelle
10-27-2013, 07:18 AM
fleas find you.

Undercover
10-27-2013, 07:31 AM
fleas find you.

But there's only one flea that makes my heart sing. It's the 23rd Flea ever made by the Big Flea himself (thee flea of all fleas) But Flea has fled..freely

J.S.F.
10-27-2013, 08:06 AM
This thread's already made a U-turn into the silly. I'm just waiting for the fork in the road that gives us a choice between Idiotic and Inane.

NOBODY STEAL THAT LINE! I'M COPYWRITING IT! YOU DO AN' I'LL KILL ALL Y'ALL.

:D

(In before someone says "Lighten up, Francis.")

Kylabelle
10-27-2013, 08:08 AM
Are we there yet?

(I keep wanting to post that in the Count to One Million thread but I'm afraid I'll break their concentration.)

Undercover
10-27-2013, 08:19 AM
I lost my concentration years ago. I found out you really don't need it all that much.

And I would quote JSF, but the fear of committing copyright infringement is too overwhelming, I just couldn't go through with it. You're just gonna hafta find someone else to do it Ky

Brightdreamer
10-27-2013, 08:47 AM
I lost my concentration years ago.

Lost? Concentration?

*thread triggers flashback... a winter's night, years ago, lost driving in a strange part of the country... the fog is thick, all these backwoods roads look alike... a movement in the woods by the side of a road - something running, stumbling with exhaustion. It sees my headlights and turns towards me. Then the shot... It falls, screaming and pleading for its life. Someone walks up to the pathetic thing, a gun in their hand. "When they ask, I'll tell 'em you just got lost. People lose their concentration all the time, don't they?" A wicked laugh, and another shot ends the concentration's misery... I hit the gas, spraying gravel as I take off, and don't slow down until I'm three towns away...*

Eh - nah. Can't be related.

Chris P
10-27-2013, 09:06 AM
When I was a young boy
Mamma said to me
There's only one girl in the world for you
And she probably lives in Tahiti

I'd go the whole wide world,
Go the whole wide world
Just to find her

I'd go the whole wide world
Go the whole wide world
To find out where they hide her

(Thank you, Wreckless Eric!)

jjdebenedictis
10-27-2013, 09:59 AM
**moons the thread**

Have I gone too far?

Caitlin Black
10-27-2013, 10:27 AM
*photographs it and uploads the pictures to a celebrity nudes site*

Nah, I haven't gone too far. Not until I get paid, at least.

J.S.F.
10-27-2013, 02:58 PM
*photographs it and uploads the pictures to a celebrity nudes site*

Nah, I haven't gone too far. Not until I get paid, at least.
---

You probably wouldn't get paid for it...

:D

chompers
10-27-2013, 03:14 PM
You forgot one important detail:

:e2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e 2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e2m oon::e2moon::e2moon::e2moon::e2moon:

Undercover
10-27-2013, 03:56 PM
To the moon!

That's as far as I go and that's it!!!

Kylabelle
10-27-2013, 04:56 PM
Pikers. The moon is, like, local neighborhood stuff.

However, we don't yet know if it's down the Idiotic fork or the Inane fork.

Or if we can even tell the difference. Maybe we already got lost.

Tahiti sounds good, let's just go there and forget the dang moon.

Undercover
10-27-2013, 08:00 PM
Pikers. The moon is, like, local neighborhood stuff.

However, we don't yet know if it's down the Idiotic fork or the Inane fork.

Or if we can even tell the difference. Maybe we already got lost.

Tahiti sounds good, let's just go there and forget the dang moon.

Well Ky, you're the only one that could see in the dark with all that fog and stuff, even at the edge of a rock, when there's no road left, you should know where it all leads...

especially with that pretty white dress of yours, I think you should guide us into the light...Carolanne, I mean Ky...

Lavern08
10-28-2013, 12:47 AM
Seriously, how far do you think this thread will go?

I really don't know, but there'd better be cilantro, eggplant and grits when we get there. :popcorn:

Kylabelle
10-28-2013, 12:55 AM
I really don't know, but there'd better be cilantro, eggplant and grits when we get there. :popcorn:

Yeah okay, but no liver and no okra. Absolutel no okra.

Lavern08
10-28-2013, 01:00 AM
*Hides my mess o' liver and onions with a side of fried okra from Kyla* :tongue

Undercover
10-28-2013, 02:10 AM
can we get some burritos too on the way there?

KellyAssauer
10-28-2013, 04:53 AM
Seriously,

how far do you think this thread will go?



If that's where you're heading...

I wouldn't start from here.

Ken
01-05-2014, 05:16 AM
... 29 was the answer !
Did anyone guess correctly ?

Ona Mission
01-05-2014, 05:18 AM
Orange!

Undercover
01-05-2014, 05:25 AM
I guessed 2,222. and i was so hopeful too. boo -hoo


I vote for Purple now!

Ona Mission
01-05-2014, 05:30 AM
Peanut.

Ken
01-05-2014, 05:32 AM
I guessed 2,222.

... well there was a 2 in it :-)

Ona Mission
01-05-2014, 05:39 AM
87, 693. Wait.

Spork.

OK, I really need to write. Or watch Rome. But probably write. Lisa! Stop distracting me with your wiggly bits writerly ways. :tongue

Undercover
01-05-2014, 05:53 AM
87, 693. Wait.

Spork.

OK, I really need to write. Or watch Rome. But probably write. Lisa! Stop distracting me with your wiggly bits writerly ways. :tongue

no, Ona, you must keep guessing orange peanuts to make this thread go up to 2,222

Kenny, you're the greatest, just sayin. It's sweet you're pullin' for this thread. I am second guessing it will go up to 17,775...that's a good number.

Ona Mission
01-05-2014, 06:09 AM
Evil.

Undercover
01-05-2014, 06:21 AM
Evil.

I love you too.:evil

Ona Mission
01-05-2014, 07:05 PM
pernicious feline .. makes me giggle.

Undercover
01-05-2014, 07:30 PM
pernicious feline .. makes me giggle.

Hey, I'm willing to go as far as you wanna go Ona girl. Or anyone here. I'll walk the mile and then some in a ring of fire.

Me Office folk iz da best peoplez in the world.;)

KellyAssauer
01-05-2014, 07:52 PM
Honolulu?
San Francisco?
Ashtabula?

Undercover
01-05-2014, 07:55 PM
Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

KellyAssauer
01-05-2014, 07:57 PM
Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

Well which is it?
Don't keep me in suspense!

:D

Undercover
01-05-2014, 07:57 PM
it's supposed to be 10 below in the Chi-town...might be a good idea

Undercover
01-05-2014, 07:59 PM
Well which is it?
Don't keep me in suspense!

:D

oh, no...do I hafta decide now? Gonna pick me up? You owe me a ride btw.

KellyAssauer
01-05-2014, 08:01 PM
I can take you to the edge of Sanity.

(short trip, do not pack lunch)

Undercover
01-05-2014, 08:15 PM
I can take you to the edge of Sanity.

(short trip, do not pack lunch)

That sounds fun. Is it like zip lining?

Ona Mission
01-05-2014, 10:35 PM
Not even turkey and light mayo? Or half a toblerone? Cruel woman.

Wait..for the light lunch, not for the zip lining. ALTHOUGH, one could use it for either in a pinch, AND be considered a genius for implementing it for the latter in the right conditions. Just sayin'.

Undercover
01-05-2014, 11:36 PM
Not even turkey and light mayo? Or half a toblerone? Cruel woman.

Wait..for the light lunch, not for the zip lining. ALTHOUGH, one could use it for either in a pinch, AND be considered a genius for implementing it for the latter in the right conditions. Just sayin'.

I think Kelly doesn't want us puking on her little mary janes. That's why she doesn't want us to eat anything. She said she'd take us to the edge, remember Ona? I guess to puke off the cliff? Kelly likes cliffhangers.

Now that's pretty far, I think. But it could go further. My vote route 55, but I can't drive 55.

KellyAssauer
01-05-2014, 11:58 PM
So we agree?

It's 'Things You Can Eat on a Zip Line' for the win?

Undercover
01-06-2014, 12:17 AM
So we agree?

It's 'Things You Can Eat on a Zip Line' for the win?

So does that mean I can eat my turkey sandwich Ona made for me (even tho it's from Thanksgiving) while I'm zipping away?

Seems a little zippy to do something like that. I wanna burrito while I go. But that might go the other way then.

anyway, Eastwest, Northsouth, then you zip line borderline online, offline, lifeline, hot line...but the hot line is JSF's number. If you need to call for help.

Lavern08
01-06-2014, 12:25 AM
... I'll walk the mile and then some in a ring of fire.

Ahhhh, ^ reminds me of a coupla Johnny Cash tunes...

Because you're mine, I walk the line - I fell into a burning ring of fire... :Guitar:

Undercover
01-06-2014, 12:49 AM
Ahhhh, ^ reminds me of a coupla Johnny Cash tunes...

Because you're mine, I walk the line - I fell into a burning ring of fire... :Guitar:


Walk the line, yes! I was close. Shoulda known that. hehe

I think I was thinking of the Green Mile. Miles, lines...whateverz.

Lavern, make sure you bring the guitar when we all go as fas as it can so...far far away.

I still think someone needs to take down the coordinates. Anybody with a GPS?

KellyAssauer
01-06-2014, 02:54 AM
Anybody with a GPS?

*checks purse*

gotta old MRS, a MFA, PHD, a BYOB, several LOL's, NM's, wtf's, RSVP's, my PIN for the ATM, a LED that's NIB? and a stale PB&J...

this could take awhile...

Undercover
01-06-2014, 03:24 AM
*checks purse*

gotta old MRS, a MFA, PHD, a BYOB, several LOL's, NM's, wtf's, RSVP's, my PIN for the ATM, a LED that's NIB? and a stale PB&J...

this could take awhile...


...u had me at MRS, the rest was cake and ice cream and those rainbow sprinkles and of course a cherry, I got time. I'll wait.

shit, specially fer u kells

Ona ditched me anyway and went off to do too many important things. All the snowflakes in Chi-town and there's only one Ona snowflake i wanna c, UC. errrrr 2 far.......away


Maybe we should go to the desert instead

n where the heck is Qwit and JSF and D. Mary? Jeh.....Robbie you went dormant again, Cliffy, I'll wait for you too man, stop asking me bout it. DJ...you guys drive me crazy...love yas.

Ken
01-06-2014, 04:38 AM
[SIZE=1]I am second guessing it will go up to 17,775...that's a good number.

... "17,775." Duly noted.
(You can revise the tally for up to three days from now.)
After that, no alteration allowed ;-)

Undercover
01-06-2014, 01:54 PM
... "17,775." Duly noted.
(You can revise the tally for up to three days from now.)
After that, no alteration allowed ;-)

Ok, locking in 17,775 now. That's my final answer.
I like to dream big! haha.


Does it count if it's only me making posts? Err iz that cheating?

Ken
01-06-2014, 02:50 PM
... if you can post 17,775 posts all on your own you deserve to win !

(Just so long as they're substantial like your usual posts :-)

Undercover
01-06-2014, 03:17 PM
... if you can post 17,775 posts all on your own you deserve to win !

(Just so long as they're substantial like your usual posts :-)

R U sure bout these rules, Kenny? I wouldn't want to post too many rambling posts to the point I get banned for rambling on and on and on and on and on and on and Ona. Oh, wait, what happened to her anyway?

Nah, I couldn't do that many on my own. I'd get lonely and scared and think too much and too far ahead and won't be sure I could ever get back again.

So in other words, "How far are you willing to go?" As for Lee Lee, geez she won't go far at all without you guys. That's all I gotta say.

As Forrest Gump would say, "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

J.S.F.
01-06-2014, 03:57 PM
I'm willing to go to tree-fiddy.
Or forty-two. Those two answers seem to be the most common.

Lisa has once again called my awesome name, and in a sudden burst of magansh...maganimmmi...generosity, I have responded, thereby adding to the total of this thread which has now been made more illustrious by my presence. I may pop in again, if only to see which dolly Kels is putting up or if Lisa has changed her staring cat avi.

Otherwise, I have a huge book revision to do...two of them, actually.

Undercover
01-06-2014, 04:31 PM
JSF popped in! Yay, and there he goes poppin out again. He's talented and sly. I like when he pops up...err whatever.

Hope you keep poppin Orville. Thanks for the contribution. Now it all just seems so valid. totally rad dude.

Have fun working, don't work so hard or hardly work at all cause you work pretty good to me. just sayin'

Undercover
01-06-2014, 05:20 PM
dude, it's for good karma, man...sheeeesh cheezie question you silly, (I won't say your name cause they'll think i'm crushin again...)


but that's the final answer to the question. Far enough?

Ona Mission
01-06-2014, 05:23 PM
Eleventy-Silver!

Undercover
01-06-2014, 05:34 PM
Eleventy-Silver!

thread worth I'm assuming?

Ona Mission
01-06-2014, 05:51 PM
Pomegranate!


thread worth I'm assuming?

I'll know more after coffee.

Undercover
01-06-2014, 06:15 PM
Pomegranate!



I'll know more after coffee.


Cool, any fruit-bearing thing you can bring or whatever you gotta drink, do it. and come back and let me know what you know when you know more, ya know?

cause I don't know jack,


although I heard he's pretty cute, so it might be worth the trip.

Ona Mission
01-06-2014, 06:44 PM
Shot gun! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rEsVp5tiDQ)

Undercover
01-06-2014, 07:14 PM
Shot gun! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rEsVp5tiDQ)

What you saaay??? *in a Ray Charles singing voice*

Wanna ride shotgun?

Okay, but I don't wanna drive
you
guys
crazy. that's all i'm sayin'

Kelly drives much better,
she's gotta poetic license
to be as incorrect
as the final deal, or no deal.

Ona Mission
01-06-2014, 07:25 PM
You lost me at crazy. Shocker. Good word, that.

I wouldn't get in a car with Kells. She'd start singing Morrissey and then cackle loudly. I'd likely threaten to piss myself if she didn't pull over, and mock scream at the window as we passed other cars.

So, whereas it may be an amusing ride at times, it would be best for my remaining sanity (there's a drop or two left) to just scratch the whole thing. Shot gun privileges rescinded.

Mclesh
01-06-2014, 07:29 PM
I predict this thread will go to at least post 71.

Ona Mission
01-06-2014, 07:35 PM
Holy crap, I just realized I 69'd this b^tch!

Undercover
01-06-2014, 08:00 PM
Hey M, your prediction was at least right! Cool.

But that still leaves us without a ride.

quickWit
01-06-2014, 09:28 PM
But that still leaves us without a ride.

*smoothes unibrow*
*flexes glutes*

KA-POW!

:)

KellyAssauer
01-06-2014, 10:04 PM
I just realized I 69'd this b^tch!

Sometimes these things just fall in your lap...

Ona Mission
01-06-2014, 10:21 PM
http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag116/ladymcg2/rimshot_zps6bf48f60.gif

Something needs to make my lap happy. :cry:

Undercover
01-06-2014, 11:19 PM
*smoothes unibrow*
*flexes glutes*

KA-POW!

:)

There ya go!

Now that's a pop!

and a snap and a crackle too. ;) U crack me up, Qwit. Never quit on me now! Member, in it to win it.

What do ya think about that JSF? popcorn boy.

there's a new pop boy in town.

n e body got n e pop? i'm thirsty. Coke is even better.

u happy lap top lovers, loving ur laptops n all.

i'll stop when i got pop again. that'll shut me up.

Undercover
01-06-2014, 11:24 PM
next 7-11.

Ken
01-07-2014, 12:31 AM
[ QUOTE=Undercover;8631480]next 7-11.[/QUOTE

... one too many posts for today. If you want to do things fairly you can only contribute so much per day. Otherwise you have an unfair advantage in guessing how far this thread will go. Being somewhat in control of the outcome. No hard feelings. Well wisher, Ken :-)

Undercover
01-07-2014, 12:39 AM
[ QUOTE=Undercover;8631480]next 7-11.[/QUOTE

... one too many posts for today. If you want to do things fairly you can only contribute so much per day. Otherwise you have an unfair advantage in guessing how far this thread will go. Being somewhat in control of the outcome. No hard feelings. Well wisher, Ken :-)

and see another pop. thanks for popping my bubble gum. way to go, kenny. no candy for you today. and I'm taking the damn ham too! (sorry JJ)

Ken
01-07-2014, 01:50 AM
and see another pop. thanks for popping my bubble gum. way to go, kenny. no candy for you today. and I'm taking the damn ham too! (sorry JJ)

No! Here. I'll reinstate your post:



next 7-11.

Twice, en colour:


next 7-11.

Friends again ? :-)

Undercover
01-07-2014, 02:14 AM
Friends again ? :-)


Sure. When you take me to 7-11 and pay for my pop. Then and only then could we be friends again.

Ona Mission
01-07-2014, 02:33 AM
*Jumps in Kens arms*
*wiggles*
*giggles*
*licks cheek*

I'll ride! Ehrm...I mean drive. I'll drive. Yeah.

Undercover
01-07-2014, 02:51 AM
*Jumps in Kens arms*
*wiggles*
*giggles*
*licks cheek*

I'll ride! Ehrm...I mean drive. I'll drive. Yeah.


Finally. A designated driver. Ona is sure to drive us somewhere. Not sure how safe that is, tho...

Ona Mission
01-07-2014, 03:03 AM
Heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty!

Ken
01-07-2014, 03:23 AM
Having taken a cold shower I now am prepared to reply to your post calmly and rationally.


*Jumps in Kens arms*
*wiggles*
*giggles*
*licks cheek*

I'll ride! Ehrm...I mean drive. I'll drive. Yeah.

Arooooo ! Aroooooo!


Sure. When you take me to 7-11 and pay for my pop. Then and only then could we be friends again.

That would be so nice.
::pretends undercover is on the level and really means it::

:-)

Till reality sets in.

:-(

Ona Mission
01-07-2014, 03:28 AM
Oh, why did I just imagine Ken doing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUpGoOjFWw)? :roll:

J.S.F.
01-07-2014, 03:38 AM
Oh, Lordie Lordie Lord,

Frizzy is gone, replaced by Bat-Lady or Cat-Girl or somethin' lahk that.

Girl, whatchoo done with Frizzy? Bring her back!!!!!!

:D


(actually, on second thought, Corset Lady should stay hidden. Ah wuz gittin' tired of dat dere avi).

Ken
01-07-2014, 03:44 AM
red hot riding hood
classic !
am kinda honored by the comparison

Undercover
01-07-2014, 04:19 AM
ONA OMG, yeah...cat is out of the bag WOMAN!!

Just noticed the pretty kitty lady that's really a Liger.

geez kenny, why u bringin up reality now? I thought we lost that at 7-11. I'm your friend to the end...I told you I'll stalk you if you say no anyway.

and what you talkin bout JSF? The frizziness brought you back. that's for sure

Ona Mission
01-07-2014, 07:28 AM
J, if I gave a rat's ass what you thought...

Oh, wait. Not possible. Carry on.

Undercover
01-07-2014, 07:59 AM
J, if I gave a rat's ass what you thought...

Oh, wait. Not possible. Carry on.


I went too far, I had to come back. Rat's ass? Is that what we're eating here? Only vampires like rats. Cats Ona. Cats. the subject will always revert back to cats.

even cat's asses are pretty. just so you know

Ona Mission
01-07-2014, 08:08 AM
I try not to look at cat's asses, even if one plops on my face in the morning to warn me of its impending starvation due to a half-empty bowl of food. But I will take your word for it. In this instance. Perhaps.

OK, cat's asses. Carry on.

Undercover
01-07-2014, 08:27 AM
Carry on.

Carry on?

as in luggage? ooo a trip! a trip! So tripped out, cool.:tongue

take me, take me!:hooray:if you don't i'll be :rant:

my baggage is a bit on the heavy side tho....:Soapbox:

baggage claim! any takers?:scared::drool i'm waiting...


*she's gonna be waitin a while, don't tell undercover tho, she's still hopin right now

Ken
01-07-2014, 04:14 PM
Next stop, the Taj Mahal.
So it's good you've got your luggage.

Undercover
01-07-2014, 04:49 PM
Next stop, the Taj Mahal.
So it's good you've got your luggage.

That palace thing? Isn't it one of the seven wonders? Or man-made wonders?

U made me do a Google-eegoo on it, thanks, Kenny. I'm enjoying it so far...as long as I don't get lost...or you try to ditch me... Can I stop for another doughnut and coke tho? Or maybe a bag of chips? Not sure if they would have that there. Something spicy? Some spicy chips?

Rotes
01-08-2014, 11:38 AM
Oh dear.
I thought the Romance SYW was raunchy.
Put them to shame, Office party.

Ken
01-08-2014, 02:56 PM
That palace thing? Isn't it one of the seven wonders?

Yep.


The Taj Mahal (/ˈtɑːdʒ məˈhɑːl/ often /ˈtɑːʒ/;[2] Hindi: ताज महल, from Persian/Urdu: تاج محل‎, ultimately from Arabic,[3][4] "crown of palaces", pronounced [ˈt̪aːdʒ mɛˈɦɛl]; also "the Taj"[5]) is a white marble mausoleum located in Agra, Uttar Pradesh, India. It was built by Mughal emperor Shah Jahan in memory of his third wife, Mumtaz Mahal. The Taj Mahal is widely recognized as "the jewel of Muslim art in India and one of the universally admired masterpieces of the world's heritage". - Wikipedia

And they also have splendid beds ;-)

J.S.F.
01-08-2014, 03:10 PM
My my my, we have cat lady not giving a cat's furry butt what I think and judging from her previous posts, Lisa has had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much sugar.

Ken, you're banned. Go curl up with a good book, and OnA, true to her feline form (or what she pretends is her feline form) is only a capricious and fickle feline who will fool with your emotions, fling to them ridiculous heights, and foul them up.

In other words, she'll eff with them.;)

Now, see, Jehhillengurglefloogermeister is far more rational, sane, has better avis, and an altogether more with-it nature (InMyAlwaysAwesomeOpinion--IMAAO) and is now this forum's poster child for awesomeness, along with me.

Ken, I just decided. You're unbanned. You may stay and witness my awesomenimity. Lisa, you too. Frizz, yer outta here an' take that cat's buns with ya!:tongue

Undercover
01-08-2014, 03:14 PM
Oh dear.
I thought the Romance SYW was raunchy.
Put them to shame, Office party.

Ok, Rotes...you entered. Now you can NOT leave!;)

Undercover
01-08-2014, 03:29 PM
My my my, we have cat lady not giving a cat's furry butt what I think and judging from her previous posts, Lisa has had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much sugar.

Ken, you're banned. Go curl up with a good book, and OnA, true to her feline form (or what she pretends is her feline form) is only a capricious and fickle feline who will fool with your emotions, fling to them ridiculous heights, and foul them up.

In other words, she'll eff with them.;)

Now, see, Jehhillengurglefloogermeister is far more rational, sane, has better avis, and an altogether more with-it nature (InMyAlwaysAwesomeOpinion--IMAAO) and is now this forum's poster child for awesomeness, along with me.

Ken, I just decided. You're unbanned. You may stay and witness my awesomenimity. Lisa, you too. Frizz, yer outta here an' take that cat's buns with ya!:tongue


Banning kenny is not allowed in this thread.
Yes, I snorted sugar...I mean had some, yeah...
Ona is the fiercest feline in all of AW Okah, South of Africa (where the wildest of exotic big cats exist) which has been adored by many and feared by most. Ona is noted for motivating nations across the world with her shockingly mesmerizing Liger features.) DO NOT mess with the Queen.

...and kenny you have not only made this thread fun but informative too, sly lil you! another gold star for today:Sun:(it doesn't look like a gold star, but pretend it is)

Ken
01-08-2014, 03:49 PM
...and kenny you have not only made this thread fun but informative too, sly lil you! another gold star for today:Sun:(it doesn't look like a gold star, but pretend it is)

Nice way to start off the day :-)

ps Ona. JSF. Hold out those hands and shake and set those differences aside :-)

(My apologies for budding in.)

DianeCorriette
01-08-2014, 03:59 PM
You guys are a little bit crazy. I am loving that. I feel as if I have just walked up to a big group of "poplar kids" and have pushed myself in front of them to say hello. Or worse still walked into an office party where everyone is drunk and I am completely sober and have no idea how to catch up with you all.

I hope you don't mind me joining in and will await my fate to see whether I will be embraced, ignored or thrown out. I will play my part in keeping this going to the best of my ability.

Undercover
01-08-2014, 04:19 PM
You guys are a little bit crazy. I am loving that. I feel as if I have just walked up to a big group of "poplar kids" and have pushed myself in front of them to say hello. Or worse still walked into an office party where everyone is drunk and I am completely sober and have no idea how to catch up with you all.

I hope you don't mind me joining in and will await my fate to see whether I will be embraced, ignored or thrown out. I will play my part in keeping this going to the best of my ability.


U know you're making a deal with the devil right?


and....mmm....by making such a point, you will be scorned the most popular kid in class. Choose your role wisely...or you will have to choose another role...and if that role doesn't fit....you'll have to keep changing characters. It's a major hassle. Or you can be 6 people in one. But whatever you do, choose wisely or.....dun, dun, dunnn.....

you will go further and further down the rabbit hole, got it DC??!!


as far as the riff tiff and jiffy lube, i wasn't getting that between JSF and Ona? i musta missed something, what happened? is there gonna be a fight after school or something? totally afterschool special...to be continued.

Ona Mission
01-08-2014, 05:46 PM
Ona is the fiercest feline in all of AW Okah, South of Africa (where the wildest of exotic big cats exist) which has been adored by many and feared by most. Ona is noted for motivating nations across the world with her shockingly mesmerizing Liger features.) DO NOT mess with the Queen.


:ROFL: Why is the siggy line only 400 characters?

Ken, darlin', I have no issues with anyone on here, but I will handle things when people attack me. Joking is one thing, that is another. If the higher ups don't get involved, I'll just block. No worries.

DIAAAANNNNE!!! Sit by me, sit by me!! I don't bite. Hard. OK, usually. (((((((((DIANE!!!))))))))

Embraced, it is.

Undercover
01-08-2014, 06:26 PM
:ROFL: Why is the siggy line only 400 characters?

Ken, darlin', I have no issues with anyone on here, but I will handle things when people attack me. Joking is one thing, that is another. If the higher ups don't get involved, I'll just block. No worries.

DIAAAANNNNE!!! Sit by me, sit by me!! I don't bite. Hard. OK, usually. (((((((((DIANE!!!))))))))

Embraced, it is.


I think I'm missing a ring or a thing or two in this thread, cause nothing's ringing a bell right now. But if you give me a ring, I'll say "I do"

So DC took my spot I see! :rant: Geeez n she's like not even here, like seriously, how does that happen? totally bogus, I swear.

Ona Mission
01-08-2014, 06:28 PM
*pats seat on m'other side*
*lights up Lisa's "coffee beans"*

There, there, Tiger.

Undercover
01-08-2014, 08:39 PM
*pats seat on m'other side*
*lights up Lisa's "coffee beans"*

There, there, Tiger.


*purrrrrr*

Thanks for the coffee smoke. I can still smell it in my lungs. hope i won't get addicted to that too now

Haggis
01-09-2014, 06:27 AM
Friendly Neighborhood Mod Note:

Hi there. :) My name's Haggis. I'm an alco--

Oops. Wrong forum. Moving right along...

OP is a fun place to be. And this is a fun thread. Fun, fun, fun. Not like the threads in P&CE, a place from which I recently escaped. Not fun, not fun, not fun.

We don't want OP to be another not fun place. But sometimes someone says something they may think is funny but it doesn't come across to another person as funny. That's because what's funny to one person isn't necessarily funny to another. When that happens it's time to back off, not escalate the "humor." It's also time for both parties to step back or consider using the "ignore" button. At least until things smooth over.

So I strongly urge everyone participating in this thread to either get along or ignore, or put on "ignore" peeps who are bothering them. Spats kill the fun for everyone else which is kind of selfish, you know? Especially in a thread like this which could go on for thousands of fun posts unless it got locked. Nobody wants that to happen. Especially me.

Another good thing to do is to scritch a Chihuahua behind the ears. Just sayin'.

Thanks folks. I appreciate the cooperation. Carry on.

Ona Mission
01-09-2014, 06:33 AM
Yeah, Lisa!

*ahem*
*scratches Haggis behind the ear after flashing a boob. Not mine, but still one.*

KellyAssauer
01-09-2014, 06:40 AM
*puts Harris on ignore*



**Was meant to be funny although sometimes I say some things that I think is funny but it doesn't always come across that way to another person but that's mostly since they don't know me or my sense of humor which is really very dry and often so satirical that it's to the point that you're just not to dang sure if I'm kidding or not because...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-09-2014, 06:43 AM
....

Another good thing to do is to scritch a Chihuahua behind the ears. Just sayin'....

:OFG scritches the chihuey behind the ears, under the chin, and down his trembly sides 'til we hear the tell-tale thump-thump-thump of his back paw on the floor.:

Mmmhmm. It appears the puppeh is ticklish... and wise.

Haggis
01-09-2014, 08:18 AM
:OFG scritches the chihuey behind the ears, under the chin, and down his trembly sides 'til we hear the tell-tale thump-thump-thump of his back paw on the floor.:

Mmmhmm. It appears the puppeh is ticklish... and wise.
Ol' broad? Have we banninated Kelly or Ona yet? I forget. I should check the list of pendings I guess.

Ona Mission
01-09-2014, 08:27 AM
Hey now. I'm innocent, I tell ya. innocent! I mean, they lie! They ALL lie!


*puts Harris on ignore*


*Wonders who this "Harris" is*

Undercover
01-09-2014, 08:28 AM
...ah, well...somehow I missed the boat here and I still managed to get lost at sea.

Hey Haggis? How can I use the "ignore" button on Undercover??? She's been making fun of me all my....well you may know the story...but...umm... so anyway, if you can help me find that button, I'll write you in my will. thanks. Undercover (lousy detective)

Ona Mission
01-09-2014, 08:32 AM
Wait. I thought *I* was the sole heiress? Well, what was last weekend about then?

See if I ever gnaw your toe corns off with my teeth again.

(OK, you totally know I will, but it was good effort, no?)

Ken
01-09-2014, 04:53 PM
You guys are a little bit crazy.

Nonsense. We're perfectly sane !

:e2stooges

Well almost.

ps Howdy :-)

Undercover
01-10-2014, 01:47 AM
I think this thread is on it's last string. It got pulled in so many directions, it's now tied in nots and a bunch of nos too.

But, I say YES dammit!

Okay, I gotta ask my GPS man....kenny where are we now?

Recklezz
01-10-2014, 01:50 AM
This thread smells like spam :D

Undercover
01-10-2014, 02:48 AM
This thread smells like spam :D

So you gonna cook the breakfast then?;)

KellyAssauer
01-10-2014, 04:17 AM
This thread smells like spam :D

Alle waarom heeft zijn daarom.

:D

Undercover
01-10-2014, 05:03 AM
Alle waarom heeft zijn daarom.

:D

Gave me the answer and now I can't help but wonder more...
:e2flowersflowers her with :heart::heart::heart:...(for the 3 of her)

chompers
01-10-2014, 06:51 AM
all the way, baby, all the way

Undercover
01-10-2014, 04:04 PM
all the way, baby, all the way

All the way up? Or down?
Or all the way back again?
You sure you wanna go all the way, Chompers?
I think you bit off more than you can chew.

but if ya show us a nice place to eat, that'd be cool too.

Ken
01-10-2014, 04:13 PM
I think this thread is on it's last string. It got pulled in so many directions, it's now tied in nots and a bunch of nos too.

But, I say YES dammit!

Okay, I gotta ask my GPS man....kenny where are we now?

Does it matter? So long as we're together :-)

Undercover
01-10-2014, 04:22 PM
Does it matter? So long as we're together :-)

Awww...kenny, you've just GPSed my :heart:

You guys all know your way around pretty well...

chompers
01-10-2014, 04:26 PM
All the way up? Or down?
Or all the way back again?
You sure you wanna go all the way, Chompers?
I think you bit off more than you can chew.

but if ya show us a nice place to eat, that'd be cool too.To infinity and beyond!

Undercover
01-10-2014, 04:39 PM
To infinity and beyond!

alright, now yer just playin' with me. what do you think i am some kind of toy??? how could you even think that!?!













***play with me! play with me! and play with me some more!***

KellyAssauer
01-10-2014, 05:54 PM
I think kitty needs more treats... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdIXOp0p1q4)

Ona Mission
01-10-2014, 07:15 PM
To infinity and beyond!

As..you..wiiish!




***play with me! play with me! and play with me some more!***

*giggle*

Undercover
01-10-2014, 07:43 PM
As..you..wiiish!



*giggle*

First player! YAY...ok, now what piece do you want to play? You want peace and quiet? Or do you want the whole chess set? It's a simple set of 3 questions...cause I have a set of 3, shit, that I was never able to put together. anywayzzz....u know 2 times 4 word too many times...you're already 10 and 2 answer: Ona one.:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::hea rt::heart::heart::heart: Which also means, she now holds the title of Queen of (AW)Hearts....maybe till Valentine's Day?

who's number 2? ....don't say you're in the bathroom either!:rant:that would be shitty of you to say!!!:Shrug:

Ona Mission
01-10-2014, 07:56 PM
First player! YAY...ok, now what piece do you want to play? You want peace and quiet? Or do you want the whole chess set? It's a simple set of 3 questions...cause I have a set of 3, shit, that I was never able to put together. anywayzzz....u know 2 times 4 word too many times...you're already 10 and 2 answer: Ona one.:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::hea rt::heart::heart::heart: Which also means, she now holds the title of Queen of (AW)Hearts....maybe till Valentine's Day?

who's number 2? ....don't say you're in the bathroom either!:rant:that would be shitty of you to say!!!:Shrug:

Huh?

Wait. I gotta change my title again? But I like my title. OK, if I change it, can I be "Queen of Broken Hearts"? That makes me giggle.

OK. I'm s'posed to be writing, chickadee. ;) shhhhh. *pats Lisa's head*

Undercover
01-10-2014, 08:08 PM
Huh?

Wait. I gotta change my title again? But I like my title. OK, if I change it, can I be "Queen of Broken Hearts"? That makes me giggle.

OK. I'm s'posed to be writing, chickadee. ;) shhhhh. *pats Lisa's head*

haha...i knew u would catch it. i spent too much time on my post, coloring it up and accidently broke those lil emo hearts. (true story)...i didn't want that ugly "edited" line on my post...so i left the botch up...so Botchy...I mean, Bocce Ball instead then?

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 12:03 AM
Tell ya what...come dig me out of all of this snow and you can play with all the balls you find. There are bound to be at least a few dead males out there somewhere. And if they're not dead, they'll certainly be slow enough to let you play with their balls awhile without noticing.

Whut? I meant golf balls. We have courses out here...but they're covered in snow, which lead to the above - Oh, I see where I err'd.

*adjusts halo*
*pricks finger on horns*
*pretends it's jelly*

Ken
01-11-2014, 01:40 AM
Valentine's Day

My favorite holiday. So much fun for a single w/o any prospects !

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 01:50 AM
You can be my AW Valentine, Ken. That day tends to go unnoticed around here anyway.

KellyAssauer
01-11-2014, 02:27 AM
Well now... I don't know if I'd go that far.


:D

Undercover
01-11-2014, 02:33 AM
Well now... I don't know if I'd go that far.


:D

Would you go as far as February 13th instead? You know it's Thursday the 13th then. Some scary stuff happens....(I don't know if I'd go that far after that either)

Undercover
01-11-2014, 02:41 AM
Then again, we could just skip all that love stuff and go straight to St. Joseph's Day instead.

I always love a good Italian ;)

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 02:44 AM
*bangs head on invisible bar*

I miss my pub!

*orders Bailey's*
*sniffs*

Wait. I have a big-ass bottle on my breakfast bar. No, I didn't substitute it for milk on cereal...although...

OMGhee, my mmc is a good Italian. Yum. Shame he's just in my head..and scrivener right now.

Ken
01-11-2014, 02:48 AM
You can be my AW Valentine, Ken.

:hooray:

Kelly can be our chaperon.

And Undercover our understudy.

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 03:02 AM
Well, that's not giving UC much of a challenge if we require a chaperon. But since you insist.

*locks new Everlast chastity belt*
*throws key across frozen lake*

Wait. Crap.

Undercover
01-11-2014, 03:30 AM
Well, that's not giving UC much of a challenge if we require a chaperon. But since you insist.

*locks new Everlast chastity belt*
*throws key across frozen lake*

Wait. Crap.

*sees a flickering across the frozen lake. carefully steps onto ice...and slides
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time, one hop this time
Right foot two stomps
Left foot two stomps
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Criss cross, criss cross
Cha cha real smooth

.... and finally gets across the ice but... cracks it up a bit...runs to the flickering object. digs it out of the snow...

"A key! I wonder where it belongs to," UC shouts from the mountain top...even tho she's just near a lake

*googles key* :my precious...*shoves the key in her pocket for safe keeping*

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 03:45 AM
Whyyyyy can I see your cute little blond self doing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY)?

*notices wild gleam in Lisa's eyes as she flicks her tongue and shaves her teeth*
*watches as she kills something with a rock, her eyes never releasing their hold on mine*
*backs up slowly out of the thread*

Undercover
01-11-2014, 04:00 AM
Whyyyyy can I see your cute little blond self doing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY)?

*notices wild gleam in Lisa's eyes as she flicks her tongue and shaves her teeth*
*watches as she kills something with a rock, her eyes never releasing their hold on mine*
*backs up slowly out of the thread*

Well I clicked on your "this" and now you gave me the clap! haha

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 04:17 AM
'Tis not my fault. Q's been in my rep box lately. And Cray. You're lucky that's all I gave ya.

Undercover
01-11-2014, 04:40 AM
'Tis not my fault. Q's been in my rep box lately. And Cray. You're lucky that's all I gave ya.

Nah, I'm cool with it. :kiss:
I'll just be doing this > :Clap: in the meantime

KellyAssauer
01-11-2014, 04:52 AM
:hooray:
Kelly can be our chaperon.


Oh great.

So now I'll have to tell you everywhere I'm going and how long I'll be there just so you two can figure out when to get away with stuff...

Yeah me.

;)



.... and finally gets across the ice but... cracks it up a bit...runs to the flickering object. digs it out of the snow...


Why didn't you just ask the watery tart for it?
Heck of lot easier tossing a key than sword...

Undercover
01-11-2014, 05:08 AM
Why didn't you just ask the watery tart for it?
Heck of lot easier tossing a key than sword...

.....cuz I like my watery tarts with sugar on top. They taste better that way.

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 05:22 AM
Am I being called the watery tart again?

Oh, she meant the lady of -

Never mind.

Undercover
01-11-2014, 05:26 AM
Am I being called the watery tart again?

Oh, she meant the lady of -

Never mind.

u could be a hundred-year-old Fruitcake and I'd still e---

oh wait. Maybe I should Jett in some donuts for us. That'd be good I think.

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 05:40 AM
:roll: I love you. You know that, right?

On a completely separate note, this cracks me up:

http://i1371.photobucket.com/albums/ag300/ona_mission/tumblr_m7fae47wvT1ro2d43_zps75df0ddd.gif

I want! Seriously, I'd be cha-cha'ing all day...if Shelby didn't eat it.

Ken
01-11-2014, 05:52 AM
Well, that's not giving UC much of a challenge if we require a chaperon. But since you insist.

*locks new Everlast chastity belt*
*throws key across frozen lake*

Wait. Crap.

:e2fairy: "Grieveth not, Ken. I shallst retrieve teh key and give it you after you and Ona have gone on a sufficient number of dates. 3000 say."

:cry:

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 06:17 AM
Note: IF your adult kiddo says the following:

"Hey Ma, can you make me an Irish coffee? You always do it SO well!"

And then leaves said drink on the counter, it is my responsibility as a good parent to consume the drink...even if it happens to be my second within an hour and a half.

Just sayin'.

Jett.
01-11-2014, 06:26 AM
u could be a hundred-year-old Fruitcake and I'd still e---

oh wait. Maybe I should Jett in some donuts for us. That'd be good I think.

After one hour pursue, the ship caught up with the thread.

"Show the colours!" the Captain instructed and the Jelly Donut [Copyright JMC] flew high, raising terror and appetite.

And then it all begun.

"All starboard, butter your gun!"
Spongers thrust their sheepskin swab down the muzzles.

"Load with donuts!"
Said backed goods were handed over by the powder boys, and rammed down the barrels.

"Run out your gun! - Prime! - Point your gun: Post #150!"

"Fire!"

With a thundering succession of plop, plops, the guns recoiled and the sugary broadside gloriously struck its target.

And for those about to eat, we salute you!

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 06:37 AM
What the hell is a he ship?

Jett.
01-11-2014, 06:44 AM
^ mutinying 't' key

Ona Mission
01-11-2014, 06:48 AM
I feel your pain.

*punches chest twice*
*salutes*

KellyAssauer
01-12-2014, 01:19 AM
*punches chest twice*


I always wondered how sunken chests got that way.

Ken
01-12-2014, 01:59 AM
... or heaps of crushed plastic.

Ona Mission
01-12-2014, 02:38 AM
I had Bailey's last night.

Sorry.

Undercover
01-13-2014, 12:45 AM
sorry i was MIA for a bit,
was detained.
it's good to be back on the boat again!
i hada swim back to get my donut
plus i missed u guys too much too.;)

KellyAssauer
01-23-2014, 02:27 AM
I went as far as page 2...

Undercover
01-23-2014, 03:22 AM
I couldn't get past the first sentence...








*waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy behind, as usual*

KellyAssauer
01-24-2014, 11:03 PM
It is difficult to make hair-do upkeep exciting enough to keep reading...

=)

Undercover
01-24-2014, 11:18 PM
It is difficult to make hair-do upkeep exciting enough to keep reading...

=)

Well I tried a new hair-do (to see if that would help) and I still can't read beyond the third word...

I just think I went too far with it...