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WerenCole
02-22-2006, 04:41 AM
Or. . . where ever. Where is the most unusual place you have done the dirty or other like activities? C'mon people, I know there are some outrageous stories out there. Children? Where were they concieved? Will you ever tell them of the debauchery that led to the conception, planned or other wise?

Planes, trains, automobiles? If so, how fast were you travelling?
Bathrooms, bars, strange dark alleys? If so, who was watching?

This one time, at band camp. . . uh. . . yeah.


Okay, so if you have been a tame tucker, where do you wish you could get it on? Me, I have always had this strange idea of jumping out of airplanes. . .

eldragon
02-22-2006, 05:37 AM
In the workplace, risking my job (and the job of the one I was with..........).


In a stairwell of a parking garage.

In a car in said parking garage.


What can I say? When your relationship is based on sex, you do it all the time, everyday .................and you find places to do it in.

robeiae
02-22-2006, 05:41 AM
Where is the most unusual place you have done the dirty...?
I quote (not me or mine!):

"That would have to be in the butt, Bob."

Rob :)

eldragon
02-22-2006, 05:47 AM
Sure is alot of sex on this board today.


Must be metaphoric for something.

Maryn
02-22-2006, 05:52 AM
In the passenger seat of the car, parked on the stony beach at a lake in Texas, with people about 100 feet away. (They'd been farther when we got started.)

And, as a point of pride, I note that it was a VW bug!

Maryn, who along with Mr. Maryn found that the risk of possible discovery was not a thrill

WerenCole
02-22-2006, 06:02 AM
Sure is alot of sex on this board today.


Must be metaphoric for something.


It is Fat Tuesday. . . . why don't well all just get drunk and show each other our tits?

WerenCole
02-22-2006, 06:08 AM
I suppose that I will share mine, considering I started the thread and everything.


There are a couple, I suppose. . . but the most unusual was one time when me and my ex were fighting. We were near a prestigous public university, and decided to walk through the gardens to talk about some things. We were also pretty drunk. While in the gardens we both looked at each other and said: "You wanna do it in the gardens?"

We went at it, and did not realize we were near some grad student on campus apartments. . . when we heard someone go by, we booked it out of there. We did a little stuff driving in the car to a local park, then in the car at the local park.


I got home later and realized that I could not find my wallet. It was not in the car, the bar did not have it. . . it had to be in the gardens. It was dark and I was unfamiliar with the gardens, so I asked my roommate if he recognized the place with the description I gave him. He said, yeah. . .probably, so we went with a flash light and found my wallet at the precise spot where I had been laying in the dirt a couple hours before.

Boy and I glad we found that wallet.

September skies
02-22-2006, 06:25 AM
(let's hope my kids never see this) These are some of the more exciting , interesting or strangest places


On the edge of a cliff, overlooking the Pacific Ocean (how stupid is that!) The very thought makes me shiver now. But I was young and stupid.
In an Amtrak train restroom - cozy - no idea how fast the train was going


On top of a tall barn thing - on a ranch - where they store the grain and stuff. It was way up there. Gosh, I was so young.
On a tractor
On the sand on the side of a beautiful river - clear water, small waterfall and lots and lots of fool's gold shining on the bottom - close to paradise. We hiked for an hour to get there, but still, the trail was right there - pretty dumb to do that.
On the stairway of the men's dorms of Whidbey Island naval station
In the doctor's quarters of the emergency room at the hospital
In the back of an ambulance
On the balcony of a building

StoryG27
02-22-2006, 06:27 AM
You wild and crazy people.

PattiTheWicked
02-22-2006, 07:11 AM
In the stairway of a Ramada Inn.
A public beach, at sundown, in Charleston SC.
An airplane hangar.
A hospital room, with only a curtain between me and the next patient.
The back seat of my truck in a WalMart parking lot.
A cave (don't even ASK)

PrettySpecialGal
02-22-2006, 07:21 AM
Oh, my.
So many stories....so little time........

robeiae
02-22-2006, 07:23 AM
Oh, my.
So many stories....so little time........
Then post pictures. It's quicker.

Rob :D

PrettySpecialGal
02-22-2006, 07:37 AM
Actually....

Yeshanu
02-22-2006, 07:39 AM
In a bed...

... of poison ivy. :o

unthoughtknown
02-22-2006, 07:45 AM
Gawd, I am so conservative...

kristie911
02-22-2006, 09:05 AM
At work. I refuse to confirm or deny if it was at my current job...

Before that...in the drivers side seat of a 1989 Ford Escort. I was much more flexible then...

louisgodwin
02-22-2006, 12:00 PM
Then post pictures. It's quicker.

Rob :D


Actually....

PSG... is this to imply that there really are pictures?

Oh, dear.

blisswriter
02-22-2006, 12:45 PM
Mmmm... the follies of a well-spent youth...


on the desk of an old boss; in his chair too
on top of the washer in a laundry room of a building I used to live in
in the family bathroom at a mall near Reagan National Airport
outside at two city parks (once in the rain)
in a van with tinted windows, parked on a residential street
in the woods behind a suburban hotel

Carole
02-22-2006, 03:07 PM
Broad daylight in a city park in Orlando

Broad dayight a car wash

My parents' living room while they were on vacation

PrettySpecialGal
02-22-2006, 04:28 PM
outside of a traffic circle in Germany

On top of a vehicle on a military post with a helicopter hovering overhead

lots of other outside places- (not much for the constrained plane restroom sorta places)

and one time, while staying at a B&B with the family, hubby and I stepped out on to the balcony to have some fun....well, the window closed, and we didn't realize that there was no handle on the outside until we were ready to go back in and couldn't. My sis in law and her boyfriend were in the living room- and neither of us had anything on- so we had to decide who was going to go through the house naked while trying not to wake anyone up. Fortunately, I got the window open, and we were able to get inside the way we got out. We gave the resident donkey and sheep quite a show, though.


hehe

Shadow_Ferret
02-22-2006, 04:58 PM
Wow. I'm so.... ordinary. :(

StoryG27
02-22-2006, 05:51 PM
Ok, I see a couple of people have posted on this thread, saying they now feel ordinary or conservative. I read these posts and honestly, I feel sort of like a freak.

Mm-hmm, I've done that. Done that. Pretty much done that. Tried to talk hubby into that one, he wouldn't.

There are still a few places I could add to this list (not that I will). So basically, now I feel like a complete freak. I am appearantly a lot wilder than I thought I was. I was so very conservative in high school, actually I was conservative until I met my husband. So can I blame him? I think I will.

WerenCole
03-10-2006, 06:29 AM
Okay, so if you have been a tame tucker, where do you wish you could get it on? Me, I have always had this strange idea of jumping out of airplanes. . .



This is strange. . . this was most definetly just a joke, a spur of the moment one that I don't remember making. I saw somewhere once upon a time about somebody keeping track of the highest view totals one of their threads had, so after posting a new thread I looked up my old ones. (My highest view total was around 1600, I think)

I had forgot about this thread, so I clicked on it to see what it was all about and what kind of answers were in it, and this quote jumped out at me.

You see, when my cell phone rings and it is somebody I know, I tend to have a little fun. So, a girl who happens to be a friend called and I answered something along the line of (Weren Cole's) House of Fun, What kind of fun activities can we set you up for today? She said skydiving, I told her that was unavailable, our only current listings were for orgies.

So, later, as I was composing a study sheet for her in a class we share, I came up with a line that mixed the two:

Swinging SkyDivers: Where you Get Off From More Than Just a Plane.

Then, I find this in an old post of mine. . . hmmm. . . coincedence?. . . I would like to think so but I am kinda of afraid that its not. . .

Alright, I'm strange. . . and apparently disgusting and disturbing (thanks guys, appreciate that one) but I was not aware that my subconscious was also as strange as me.

Oh well.

TheGaffer
03-10-2006, 06:34 AM
On a golf course (at night. Course was closed. But still.)

Carole
03-10-2006, 07:34 AM
I almost forgot.

Every single rental car we have ever had. I have no idea, but there's just something about a rental car, I guess. Once, we were driving (don't ask - it was precarious) and a cop spotted us. That was kinda scary. Hubby almost wrecked! Imagine the accident scene...second thought, don't! *grin*

Carole
03-10-2006, 07:36 AM
In a bed...

... of poison ivy. :o
Oooh... the sting!

Maryn
03-10-2006, 05:01 PM
I almost forgot.

Every single rental car we have ever had. I have no idea, but there's just something about a rental car, I guess. Once, we were driving (don't ask - it was precarious) and a cop spotted us. That was kinda scary. Hubby almost wrecked! Imagine the accident scene...second thought, don't! *grin*As a former Avis employee, Carole... We already knew. (And we'd rather you did that in our cars than use them on hunting trips, because a dead deer in the back seat pretty much totals our vehicle.)

Maryn, who was Avis' lost and found person and had a very interesting collection

Jcomp
03-10-2006, 06:04 PM
Frederick's of Hollywood dressing room.

threedogpeople
03-10-2006, 06:20 PM
* In the only bathroom at a friends house during a huge party
* In the middle of the kitchen - we broke the dishwasher door and had to have it repaired (yikes!)
* In the desert outside Reno, Nevada (did this one more than once)
* On an airplane - warm up in our seats, finale in the bathroom
* At dawn, on the beach at Marco Island, FL

pconsidine
03-10-2006, 07:10 PM
When my wife and I first started going out, both of us were living with our parents so we wound up getting pretty creative with where we'd fool around.

A brief list:

An elementary school playground (monkey bars rule!)
Baseball field on the pitcher's mound
County airport at the end of the runway
On the side of a reservoir
Back seat of a Hyundai
Passenger seat of a Toyota Corolla
Bathroom of an Irish bar on St. Pat's Day
HOV lane on I84 (going 85 mph)
Car in a rest stop off of I84
Side of a hill next to the rest stop off of I84

There were more, but those are the highlights. We also did it in the basement of her uncle's house, which is a museum of baseball memorabilia (he works for the Yankees), but that's more of a hush-hush one. ;)

rekirts
03-10-2006, 07:17 PM
The thing I remember most about my outdoors-in-the-park adventure is all the mosquito bites we got on our butts. Seems to me my hubby-to-be lost his wallet there, too, but we went back and found it.