Proclamation #1

I knew it was only a matter of time before one of our new royalty went mad and started beheading people. Next they'll start having affairs with really unattractive women.

As entered into the Codex Legatus Robeiae Imperium by the official scribes, on this day, the 21st of February, 2006 Anno Domini:

The use of the letter 'm' or 'M' is hereby forbidden on this board for all eternity.

Rob

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You goin' too, Rob?

What do you have against that letter oh ighty king Rob and exiled eperor of Wyoing?

Maniac Monarchs Maims My Marvelous Muffins!



Bwahahahahaha!

robeiae said:

Right...that's it for you then! To the Bastille with the scoundrel!

Rob

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We don't have a Bastille here; it's more like Ray's House of Love bathtub. . . .

Yes, it also starts other bad words.
*en
*ale
*asculine

Do were really need a king who wears a towel on his head?

Weloe to Absolute Sesee Street

Look! there's Big Bird and the other uppets.

Darn it, and I was about to bring you a whole lot of M & M's - guess I'll just have to eat them all myself.

The king just sent me a PM threatening me with a fate worse than death. I shall comply from now on, your majesty.

(Forgive the M's, your ajesty.)

robeiae said:

It's the first letter in 'melba toast.'

Rob

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So this is the toast that inspired your ban? And just why is your dislike for this toast so strong as to inspire an innocent letters extinction?

*Notice, I did not use the banned letter*
All hail King Robeiae!

So we can't use the letter "M" huh?

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!


Mighty Mouse and Minnie Mouse
got married in Miami
And Mickey Mouse got mad at them
and gave them both a whammee.

Now I a-13 worried. I think I understand Rob.

It is quite si-13-le, and it is NOT as Rob clai-13-s. First there is no 13 on the toast. Really!!! Look at it!

The proble-13 is that 13 is the 13th LETTER OF THE ALPHABET. Rob is just trying to protect us fro-13 unwanted de-13-onic attention.

( SHHHHH...Being the person that I a-13, though, I think that I shall instigate the proletariat into deposing Rob and putting a suitable for-13 of libertarian anarchy in place.)

Hey Rob...Rob sweetie? Wanna dance?

By the emporer of Wyoming's rule, the foulest 12-letter word in the English language is now 11 letters.

MMM MMM MMM MMM
MMM MMM MMM MMM
MMM

MMM MMM MMM MMM
MMM MMM MMM MMM
MMM

Once, there was this boy who...

storygirl said:

Yes, it also starts other bad words.
*en
*ale
*asculine

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*enstration...that's another very bad word

September skies said:

Darn it, and I was about to bring you a whole lot of M & M's - guess I'll just have to eat them all myself.

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Aren't those W & W's?

So, King Rob, how does one get dispensation to use the forbidden letter?

Oh, pfffft Robeiae and the horse you rode in on.