Remember when we used to lock up. . .

give me a break.....
Somebody needs to take that english teacher out and get them drunk and get them laid.... they have way to much time on their hands to think stuff like this up....
I read curiours george to my son when he was a small lad.... I guess that is why he now pays his bills on time and is a eagle scout...

What the hell would they say about the movie version of Hansel & Gretel?

Great. Another pointless controversy about a book that bored me to tears as a child, and a silly Will Farrell movie.

Somehow the dancing banana smiley seems appropriate. I still won't use it.

Sinister Overtones.....

Sometimes a movie is just a movie.

Get a grip, Ms. Teacher. It's a storybook movie. For kids.



(no, no! it's part of the machine to brainwash children into imperialist overlords!)

I remember when people didn't pay any attention to someone talking nonsense...

well, I blame the Curious George books for the hair on my face...

biotales said:

give me a break.....
Somebody needs to take that english teacher out and get them drunk and get them laid.... they have way to much time on their hands to think stuff like this up....

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Love it!

Curious George sniffed ether? Perhaps children's books really do influence those who read them.

Even worse are the hidden messages in Scooby Doo.

from that link:

"If you look closely enough, you can actually see the needle marks on his arms where he would inject a liquified form of "scooby snacks" which were really nothing more than a mixture of cocaine and heroin. Shaggy would even feed the dog (which is G-o-d spelled backwards and an occult way of referring to Satan) these cocktails as well. At times, Shaggy would be so high, he would even think the dog was talking to him."

Oh.My.GOD! Some people really need a hobby.

There's even a place to send "This true Christian (?) Page" to a friend. Awww....how schweet.

Gene pool needs chlorination. I hope these people are sterile.

Carole said:

Oh.My.GOD! Some people really need a hobby.

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Are you kidding? The people who wrote that have a brilliant send of humor!

That's actually true about the Satanic use of the word, "dog," and talking dogs in general. Ironic when you think of Davey and Goliath.

Scooby Snacks are Malibu, Medori, Pinneapple juice, and cream. My favorite shot.

Carole said:

from that link:

"If you look closely enough, you can actually see the needle marks on his arms where he would inject a liquified form of "scooby snacks" which were really nothing more than a mixture of cocaine and heroin. Shaggy would even feed the dog (which is G-o-d spelled backwards and an occult way of referring to Satan) these cocktails as well. At times, Shaggy would be so high, he would even think the dog was talking to him."

Oh.My.GOD! Some people really need a hobby.

There's even a place to send "This true Christian (?) Page" to a friend. Awww....how schweet.

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Carole, you DO realize that that site is total satire, like a religious version of "The Onion," right? So, writing funny articles like that kinda IS their hobby (career).

I mean, you can get that it's total satire from the way the article is written and the funny little ads on the left and top of the screen, right?

Right?


Optimus (very worried about Carole's sense of humor)

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Optimus (very worried about Carole's sense of humor)

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Apparently it's a reasonable worry!

I do have to say that I read that article and didn't notice the ads (obviously). But I was married into a weird little family once upon a time that really did look at many things that way, and they were totally serious! I guess the best example of it was ex-jerk's dissection of nearly every song that came on the radio. I told him, not long before I left him, that it took a really sick mind to think of things that way.

I guess I need a funny bone transplant!

I don't know, Carol. I think I've met a few people like that as well. It is totally within my imagination to see them writing something like that seriously - not as humour.

(I think your sense of humour is fine.)

Yeah, I remember when the Harry Potter books were starting to become popular and the first Harry Potter movie came out, some stupid email circulated which was supposed written by a "preacher" talking about how Harry Potter caused kids to turn to witchcraft and the occult, etc. etc.

I got it forwarded to me from a hyper-Christian (I'm a Christian, but I'm also not a close-minded idiot. I can't say the same for many people I'd describe as hyper Christian fundamentalists, or "fundies" as I like to say).

Turns out, it was a satirical article from the website I linked to above and these people were so stupid they were actually taking it seriously.

I feel really bad for people that dumb.

But, I do understand your skepticism after having had to live with someone like that.

However, I think you should surf around on that site. They've got some really hilarious things on there.

Carole, don't feel bad. I didn't get it either

Optimus said:

I feel really bad for people that dumb.

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errr...

But, I do understand your skepticism after having had to live with someone like that.

However, I think you should surf around on that site. They've got some really hilarious things on there.

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Maybe I should have that transplant before I dive into the site. After years of having the most innocent things scrutinized (by the ex) I think my stomach isn't quite up to it.

Of course, the ex is the one who, after sex, would lay there and say that he thought we should pray for forgiveness because God was watching. Freak.

Ew...

Carole, you should go to church... ... ...













Rob

Rob, I think my mom wants to invite you over for pie.

Get thee to a nunnery, woman!

Well, I do look FAB in black.