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Lantern Jack
02-21-2006, 11:48 AM
And no fair saying chocolate orgasms!

kristie911
02-21-2006, 12:02 PM
Way too many variables here...

What kind of chocolate and how much?

Who is the sex with? Is he hot? Is it Orlando Bloom?

And why can't I have sex with a man covered in chocolate syrup? The best of both worlds...as long as I'm not in charge of clean-up!

scarletpeaches
02-21-2006, 02:53 PM
I usually combine the two. Why choose?

Optimus
02-21-2006, 03:28 PM
I've always wanted to have sex with a really hot black chick, so I guess that could be considered "chocolate sex."

Best of both worlds, I've heard.

;)

special needs
02-21-2006, 03:46 PM
Sex. Chocolate is fattening.

scarletpeaches
02-21-2006, 04:19 PM
Not if you have enough sex.

eldragon
02-21-2006, 04:23 PM
Some Chocolate is better than others ..........some sex is better than others .....and some of both reign supreme over all the rest.



Superior chocolate, and superior sex is impossible to turn away.

Generic chocolate, like generic sex, is close to worthless.

scarletpeaches
02-21-2006, 04:27 PM
Chocolate, though, does satisfy even when it's gone soft. Plus, I like it dark brown in colour.

NeuroFizz
02-21-2006, 06:10 PM
All, in its time and place. I have sex on the dining room table about as often as I eat chocolate in bed.

Shadow_Ferret
02-21-2006, 06:20 PM
Chocolate. I can eat it all day long and not have to take a shower or nap afterwards.

Celia Cyanide
02-21-2006, 06:38 PM
Chocolate. I can eat it all day long and not have to take a shower or nap afterwards.

You're lucky. I always have to take a nap or a shower after I eat chocolate.

oswann
02-21-2006, 06:39 PM
Sex.



Os.

Medievalist
02-21-2006, 07:18 PM
Odd, I'd never thought of them as mutually exclusive.

oswann
02-21-2006, 07:23 PM
Well, they are. So, as I said before - sex.

Kevin Yarbrough
02-21-2006, 07:31 PM
Chocolate. I can eat it all day long and not have to take a shower or nap afterwards.

Sex. I can eat it all day long and not have to take a shower or nap afterwards.

With both just wipe my mouth off and go, or don't wipe my mouth and savour the flavor for hours later. Beards are good for something you know.

When I'm done with that I get up, grab me a Snickers, and start all over again.

Shadow_Ferret
02-21-2006, 08:25 PM
According to Clinton though, that isn't sex. :tongue

Kevin Yarbrough
02-21-2006, 09:00 PM
According to Clinton though, that isn't sex. :tongue

He was on the receiving end of that, so it wasn't sex. According to him. I'm on the giving end of it, so it is sex. But this is Clinton were talking about. To me it is all sex.

Let's weight the options here.

Sex. Hot, sweaty, tasty, passionate, fun, pleasure, orgasm. Repeat.
Chcolate. Tasty, filling, sweet.

Sex wins. Plus it isn't bad for your teeth.

PattiTheWicked
02-21-2006, 09:03 PM
I prefer sex, but at least I can have chocolate in front of the kids.

Liam Jackson
02-21-2006, 09:08 PM
I can't believe we're actually debating this one. Unless somebody has discovered a whole new variety of chocolate, this one is a no-brainer.

oswann
02-21-2006, 09:14 PM
I don't want to hijack the thread but I agree with Liam. What may be interesting for a board of writers to chew on might be - which is better, sex or writing?


Any takers?



Os.

robeiae
02-21-2006, 09:18 PM
Football.

oswann
02-21-2006, 09:20 PM
Football.


Ask a silly question...


Os.

Celia Cyanide
02-21-2006, 09:26 PM
which is better? writing or chocolate?

robeiae
02-21-2006, 09:28 PM
Football.

maestrowork
02-21-2006, 09:40 PM
sex with a chocolate football

September skies
02-21-2006, 11:08 PM
You can't make a woman choose between sex and chocolate! It's not allowed.
That's like asking a mother to choose between two children -- nope, won't do it.

Both are equally great - can't live without either.

aadams73
02-21-2006, 11:23 PM
I vote for yummy hot chocolatey sex. And lots of it.

If I can't get either I'll settle for coffee.

rhymegirl
02-21-2006, 11:47 PM
How about rubbing chocolate all over your lover. Does that count?

Jaycinth
02-21-2006, 11:53 PM
I've always wanted to have sex with a really hot black chick, so I guess that could be considered "chocolate sex."

Best of both worlds, I've heard.

;)

Oh great. He had to say that and I can't get this stupid divorce finalized for 2 more years. Oh Well. As long as the opportunity I have to miss isn't 'getting published' I'm quite content.

Oh, I have to answer dear Jack's question:
Since Chocolate contributes to writer's 'tail' (hump bump trunk junk whatever) I'll have to agree with another poster.

Football.

Writer2011
02-22-2006, 02:06 AM
How about eating chocolate while having sex? Hmmmm??

scarletpeaches
02-22-2006, 02:22 AM
Honest opinion? If anyone prefers chocolate, you've been doing the wrong kind of sex.

NOTHING is better than sex. Not even breathing.

biotales
02-22-2006, 04:30 AM
chocolate
chocolate
chocolate

eldragon
02-22-2006, 05:46 AM
It's alot easier to find excellent chocolate than it is to get excellent sex.


Cheap chocolate is sometimes good, cheap sex rarely is.


Once you had really great sex, settling for good sex is disheartening.

While you might like Godiva, Toberlone or Dove chocolates, a Hershey's bar is equally tasty, much easier to get, and always available.

The bottom line, to me, is...................sex is like heroin. The better it is, the more you aspire to that level again. Getting stoned on cheap wine, while it may get you a buzz, will never compare to the high you get on heroin. (This is an example, I have personally never tried heroin.) You grabbed that gold ring once (or for years in a relationship,) and will never forget it. Good sex, is nothing, not comparable to excellent sex.

Good sex is both parties reaching their goals...........and there can be some great moments in there, but................excellent sex is clawing the wall with your fingernails, and hoping it never ends.

StoryG27
02-22-2006, 05:51 AM
Like others, I think it's great to mix chocolate and sex.

But if I had to choose between the two, there's no contest: SEX! Sex most definitely wins, and I really love chocolate, so that is saying a lot.

maestrowork
02-22-2006, 05:58 AM
I don't think I need to answer that question.

Lyra Jean
02-22-2006, 06:10 AM
Chocolate. I can have more than one and no one's feelings get hurt. Plus I don't have to worry about pregnancy or STD's.

StoryG27
02-22-2006, 06:10 AM
In most parts of the world chocolate is associated with romance, and not without good reason. It was viewed as an aphrodisiac by the Aztec's who thought it increased the prowess of men and made women less inhibited.
http://www.aphrodite-chocolates.co.uk/chocolate_aphrodisiac.htm (http://www.aphrodite-chocolates.co.uk/chocolate_aphrodisiac.htm)

There is no reason to seperate sex and chocolate, they were meant to be together.

robeiae
02-22-2006, 06:13 AM
For the chicks:

http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/index.php?joke=Food/Food_Jokes2.txt

Rob :)

DamaNegra
02-22-2006, 06:19 AM
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteROFL.gif

poetinahat
02-22-2006, 06:19 AM
Can you remember the best pieces of chocolate you've ever had?

That's the clincher for me.

StoryG27
02-22-2006, 06:20 AM
For the chicks:

http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/index.php?joke=Food/Food_Jokes2.txt

Rob :)

My personal favorite is number 7. Made me LOL!

DamaNegra
02-22-2006, 06:22 AM
As for the question at hand: Can you remember the best pieces of chocolate you've ever had?

When my brother was in the hospital, they brought him a bottle of chocolates he didn't like. I ate it all. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh the most delicious thing I've ever tasted in my life.

See? I do remember :) Even though it was like ten years ago.

(I'm getting old!!! Stuff happened ten years ago and I still remember it!! Waaah!!)

WerenCole
02-22-2006, 06:31 AM
I hate chocolate. . .



Has any body ever had sex with a sour patch kid? While be pelted with skittles by a thousand naked indian women? Oh Gummy Bear, the best natural propelactic. Ever thought of a different use for the sour gummy worms? Melted starburst as opposed to wax? How about a spanking with a giant lollipop? Being tied up with twizzlers? (The black kind if you into that whole bondage thing)

PrettySpecialGal
02-22-2006, 08:06 AM
uummmm..... my vote's for SEX. no question. I mean LINDT chocolate truffles are good and all- but nothing beats a good.....

tiny
02-22-2006, 08:09 AM
I vote for sex, then sex again. (once more after that)

brokenfingers
02-22-2006, 08:36 AM
Man, I keep hearing all this talk about this "sex" thing. I'm gonna have to try it someday, see what the fuss is all about....

poetinahat
02-22-2006, 09:57 AM
Get this woman some chocolate. (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1732775.html?menu=)

Celia Cyanide
02-22-2006, 10:16 AM
Oh, my God!!!

I bet people have stabbed each other over chocolate, though. I just bet.

samgail
02-22-2006, 10:35 AM
Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex SexI need a smoke Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sexi need another smoke,diet coke and a snickers bar Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex SexWrite for three days straight, take a shower and sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex
I do not think I could give up sex, chocolate or writing even for Lent. I could keep trying to balance the three in my life to enhance the pleasure, experience and satisfaction.
Sam

WerenCole
02-22-2006, 11:26 AM
So, well. . . um. . . given the general consensus. . . what is everybody doing tonight?



(come to Weren Cole's pimp daddy pad. . . .and I guess bring some chocolate, we can work it in, one way or another)

oswann
02-22-2006, 11:54 AM
There are things to be said for chocolate on a social level. Nobody has ever tried to impeach a president over a chocolate scandal.



Os.

reph
02-22-2006, 12:49 PM
So, well. . . um. . . given the general consensus. . . what is everybody doing tonight?
I did some Scharffenberger.

Liam Jackson
02-22-2006, 12:55 PM
So true, Os. Chocolate is much more discreet.

blisswriter
02-22-2006, 01:03 PM
Sex.

I can't stand the smell of chocolate any more and I'm afraid eating it might give me a migraine.

Optimus
02-22-2006, 03:10 PM
Ya know, depending on the position, you could have both.

Like, say (and I won't go into detail, but you'll know what I'm talking about), your lover is in front of you, bent over, you can place a nice plate of chocolates on her (or his, as the case may be) back, and snack on them while...well...you know.

Great thing is, you'll burn off the calories from the chocolate while you're eating it.

So, who says you can't have both?

Carole
02-22-2006, 04:01 PM
Opti, what a visual.

I prefer sex, but sex with chocolate does sound yummy!