Which is better, chocolate or sex?

Way too many variables here...

What kind of chocolate and how much?

Who is the sex with? Is he hot? Is it Orlando Bloom?

And why can't I have sex with a man covered in chocolate syrup? The best of both worlds...as long as I'm not in charge of clean-up!

I usually combine the two. Why choose?

I've always wanted to have sex with a really hot black chick, so I guess that could be considered "chocolate sex."

Best of both worlds, I've heard.

Sex. Chocolate is fattening.

Not if you have enough sex.

Some Chocolate is better than others ..........some sex is better than others .....and some of both reign supreme over all the rest.



Superior chocolate, and superior sex is impossible to turn away.

Generic chocolate, like generic sex, is close to worthless.

Chocolate, though, does satisfy even when it's gone soft. Plus, I like it dark brown in colour.

All, in its time and place. I have sex on the dining room table about as often as I eat chocolate in bed.

Chocolate. I can eat it all day long and not have to take a shower or nap afterwards.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Chocolate. I can eat it all day long and not have to take a shower or nap afterwards.

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You're lucky. I always have to take a nap or a shower after I eat chocolate.

Sex.



Os.

Odd, I'd never thought of them as mutually exclusive.

Well, they are. So, as I said before - sex.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Chocolate. I can eat it all day long and not have to take a shower or nap afterwards.

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Sex. I can eat it all day long and not have to take a shower or nap afterwards.

With both just wipe my mouth off and go, or don't wipe my mouth and savour the flavor for hours later. Beards are good for something you know.

When I'm done with that I get up, grab me a Snickers, and start all over again.

According to Clinton though, that isn't sex.

Shadow_Ferret said:

According to Clinton though, that isn't sex.

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He was on the receiving end of that, so it wasn't sex. According to him. I'm on the giving end of it, so it is sex. But this is Clinton were talking about. To me it is all sex.

Let's weight the options here.

Sex. Hot, sweaty, tasty, passionate, fun, pleasure, orgasm. Repeat.
Chcolate. Tasty, filling, sweet.

Sex wins. Plus it isn't bad for your teeth.

I prefer sex, but at least I can have chocolate in front of the kids.

I can't believe we're actually debating this one. Unless somebody has discovered a whole new variety of chocolate, this one is a no-brainer.

I don't want to hijack the thread but I agree with Liam. What may be interesting for a board of writers to chew on might be - which is better, sex or writing?


Any takers?



Os.

Football.

robeiae said:

Football.

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Ask a silly question...


Os.

which is better? writing or chocolate?

Football.

sex with a chocolate football