Message Board for Message Board Addicts

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Michelson

There are millions of people throughout the world who are hopelessly addicted to Internet message boards and chat rooms. They spend endless hours discussing pointless topics and engaging in meaningless dialog, to the detriment of both their personal and professional lives.

But now, finally, there is a message board specifically designed for people with this problem, commonly referred to as Internet Message Board Addiction Disorder (IMBAD.) The website is www.getalife.com, and since its inception in June of 2004, it has been an unqualified success. Within just a few weeks of opening, the site had attracted over 2.5 million members.

So if you or someone you love (or someone you don’t even like) spend most of your free time in front of your computer, desperately waiting for the next message or response, then you (or he/she) should go immediately to getalife.com. There you will find millions of hopelessly addicted people just like yourself, who now, instead of spending all their free time on other message boards being addicted, spend all their free time on this message board discussing their addiction.
 
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