What a wonderful rant! Very effective too, since the pen went for $31!
Reminds me of the ebay advert for 'The Satanic Toaster.'* It went for a lot too. Being as mad as a bagful of ferrets is obviously a great selling technique!
Cheers,
aq
* It went through umpteen loaves a day, chucked the toast at its owners and when cast off a cliff, reappeared in the driveway, covered in sea-weed.
Allegedly.