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...before we become a part of a legal "team?"
I just got another class action lawsuit notification in my email. This one is Kindle/Amazon, etc.
The email starts like this:
That last paragraph is the key.
I've been notified about a dozen or so of these, regarding Apple, iPhones, Samsung, Kindle, BN, ...
Almost to the point that it is a "casual" thing, just part of shopping in the marketplace of fast changing technology and commerce.
I remember reading a book awhile back that talked about how Disney's legal strategy included employing as many lawyers in the state of Florida as possible, so that they could not represent clients against Disney.
Sinister (and under-caffeinated) me wonders if there isn't something similar in my future. Will, at some point, it be decided that I've been a "plaintiff" in X number of class action lawsuits, represented by so many faceless lawyers, that I am, through some legal chicanery, legally ineligible to sue "Y" company, if only because there isn't a lawyer left who hasn't represented or been a part of a class action suit defending/for/whatever, said company?
Is this a long tail business strategy, a la "the Mouse"? (yeah, I know, you see what I did there.)
Or do I just need more coffee?
I just got another class action lawsuit notification in my email. This one is Kindle/Amazon, etc.
The email starts like this:
Dear Kindle Customer,
Last fall we notified you that you are entitled to a credit for some of your past Kindle book purchases as a result of legal settlements between several major book publishers and the Attorneys General of most U.S. states and territories. We wanted to let you know that two more publishers have since settled with some State Attorneys General and Class Plaintiffs and these new settlements may increase the amount of the credit you will receive. A formal notification from the Court about these settlements is included below.
You do not need to do anything to receive this credit. If the Court approves the settlements in December 2013 and there is no appeal, a credit will appear automatically in your Amazon.com account that can be used to purchase Kindle books or print books.
That last paragraph is the key.
I've been notified about a dozen or so of these, regarding Apple, iPhones, Samsung, Kindle, BN, ...
Almost to the point that it is a "casual" thing, just part of shopping in the marketplace of fast changing technology and commerce.
I remember reading a book awhile back that talked about how Disney's legal strategy included employing as many lawyers in the state of Florida as possible, so that they could not represent clients against Disney.
Sinister (and under-caffeinated) me wonders if there isn't something similar in my future. Will, at some point, it be decided that I've been a "plaintiff" in X number of class action lawsuits, represented by so many faceless lawyers, that I am, through some legal chicanery, legally ineligible to sue "Y" company, if only because there isn't a lawyer left who hasn't represented or been a part of a class action suit defending/for/whatever, said company?
Is this a long tail business strategy, a la "the Mouse"? (yeah, I know, you see what I did there.)
Or do I just need more coffee?
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