Royalty for a Week

alleycat said:

Test away, Teddy, if you dare. Personally, I think "examining" those two would be a bit like sticking a hand in a lion's mouth to check it's molars.

"Nice, kitty." *chomp*

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Just want to make sure they know who to kill when they read this!

Would his royal highness like some breakfast?

TeddyG said:

Just want to make sure they know who to kill when they read this!

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It don't matter. There is no way I'm getting out of this alive. Like my namesake, Charles I, I expect to have my head chopped off. I shall be forever known as "Charles, the Last".

And Sass, if you don't mind, I prefer Fancy Feast (canned or dry). With a nice red if you have it.

Well, looks like this Kingdom has gone to the cats !

MidnightMuse said:

Well, looks like this Kingdom has gone to the cats !

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Not by choice. I voted for a Lobster King.

He's afraid of the boiling water in that nice hot tub !

So, kibbles and beer?

In that case, let's cook and eat the lobster!

Cath said:

Well, the walrus tells me the time has come to give the crown to the next incumbent. And since I've finally finished prying the last of the precious stones out of the darned thing, I'm happy to pass it on.

Now - if someone can raise him out of his hammock, I'd be delighted to place the crown on King Alleycat's head (assuming it's still attached to his body of course!).

All Hail King Alleycat!

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Woo-hoo! My 'dad' is the king!

Guess that makes me a princess.

Tell me, who much power do princesses have? Can I order people's executions? Do I get to have any fun at all?

storygirl said:

Woo-hoo! My 'dad' is the king!

Guess that makes me a princess.

Tell me, who much power do princesses have? Can I order people's executions? Do I get to have any fun at all?

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You know what kings do to daughters who misbehave. I'm sure Teddy will be around shortly to tempt the lovely princess. It won't be his head I'm cutting off . . . at least not the top one.

OMG SG is back here..
down boy down
swooning....

Oh boy is SG in the Harem????????/

please say yes please say yes please say yes

forget it King
my love for SG is well known....
it spans mountains and rivers and time...

There is no stopping me when SG is here....
the pitter patter of my heart is near thumping through....
just to see SG back on line....

sighssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

TeddyG said:

forget it King
my love for SG is well known....
it spans mountains and rivers and time...

There is no stopping me when SG is here....
the pitter patter of my heart is near thumping through....
just to see SG back on line....

sighssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Shotguns usually work where I come from.

Unhand my fair and lovely lass, you usurper!

I said "lass"!

Oooh, there's gonna be a fight!

MidnightMuse said:

Oooh, there's gonna be a fight!

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Nonsense. SG will do what I tell her to . . . just like daughters always do (except for my other two).

Darnit, I wanted a FIGHT. This kingdom's gone to the dogs. That's what you get for putting a cat in a hammock in charge, I guess.

Where oh where is the storygirl of my dreams?
That smile....that soft hair...the promise of the sweet carress
oh where did the King hide her? Where has she been placed?

I pine for her....await her with every breath...

(of course on the way I goose Cath and MM from time to time..but Cath slapped me the other day...and MM threatened to cut off my gahangoas...)

So I away SG....with a kiss into the night air full of passion and love....

Y'know Teddy, you might have more success if you concentrated on one woman at a time...

Teddy, aren't you supposed to be working?

not when you ALL are married I wont!
sheesh!

yep Sass
I finished a short story 2 days ago...I finished finalizing Part One to my novel wip and now i must re-edit and finalize the rest....today I almost finished yet another short story...
I need a break...and I need GREAT sex!!!!!!

sassandgroove said:

Teddy, aren't you supposed to be working?

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At which Point someone should respond to Sass by kicking her in the butt(figuratively)and saying she should be working too.

Who's married? Why would someone go and do that?

cuz I luv my sweetie...

you mean the toad is NOT married???????????????????
(down Teddy down!)

yeah SASS get your arse into gear!
(but no one would tell you that..cause you are too sweet and I am afraid your hubby will kill me!)

Nope, the toad is not married.

**'phew - that should keep him occupied for a while**