Royalty for a Week
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The Jester serves the Queen as well as the King. Thereby my dearest Queen, your wish is my command. Let thy Jester know where you would like these rooms and what accroutements you require, and I will raid the King's treasury to purchase them for you and your King's pleasure.
(Just no whips!)
(Just no whips!)
KTC said:
In case you haven't noticed. . . I refuse to make "franks". . .
I don't care if you are king or not, it is immoral and just plain wrong.
Weren- Personal Chef of the AW Water Cooler. (Thus would make me the Royal Chef by default)
Pigs feet kabobs. . . yeah, I think I could make that tasty. . . attractive even. Remember, the eye eats first. (There is no way to make a hotdog attractive or tasty, ketchup and yellow mustard are disgusting. . . .)
Viva La Bratwurst!
and. . . pigsfeet.
Viva La Bratwurst!
and. . . pigsfeet.
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My dearest KING:
There is NO WAY IN HELL I am taking that crown
I am the Jester, and will remain so.
The last thing I need is a crown and a kingdom...especially NOW!
So either you give that crown to someone else, or we shall vote or a more worthy Queen or King...
Your loyal Jester, who will remain but a Jester
Teddy
There is NO WAY IN HELL I am taking that crown
I am the Jester, and will remain so.
The last thing I need is a crown and a kingdom...especially NOW!
So either you give that crown to someone else, or we shall vote or a more worthy Queen or King...
Your loyal Jester, who will remain but a Jester
Teddy
WerenCole said:
Ever try a hotdog with a slice of melted pepperjack cheese, covered with apricot and bourbon BBQ sauce, red hot sauce, brown mustard and finely sliced green onions all wrapped up nice and neat in a heated tortilla shell?
King Teddy - we ain't stayin'. The king and I are in royal retirement. We've done the gig. We are even too tired to name someone to rule instead of you. Step up to the plate, be a man, be king or name one....KTC and Stew are outtaheya!
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This King unfortunately must abdicate the throne. It is just not in his personality to be King with subjects to worry about. Thus I must appoint another who will rule this Kingdom and change it from the ground up.
There is no better one to do this than that which crawls on the ground. A Rodent if you will. One who can rule on all fours and still make this Kingdom dance to his wishes.
Thus I appoint the Ferret - whose posts are never seen, and the Kingdom can live in peace and in lust and with passion for as much as he posts he will find that few can actually see those posts.
Shadow Ferret I hereby abdicate my throne to you.. and name you King of the Realm.
There is no better one to do this than that which crawls on the ground. A Rodent if you will. One who can rule on all fours and still make this Kingdom dance to his wishes.
Thus I appoint the Ferret - whose posts are never seen, and the Kingdom can live in peace and in lust and with passion for as much as he posts he will find that few can actually see those posts.
Shadow Ferret I hereby abdicate my throne to you.. and name you King of the Realm.
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It is a thought dearest Robert. But first I must find the divorcee.
Paris would be great.
A date with someone of the oppisate sex would be great too!
After that I will worry about the plane tickets!
Paris would be great.
A date with someone of the oppisate sex would be great too!
After that I will worry about the plane tickets!
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teddy - Ferret already had the crown, and didn't like it too much either a while back. Try again.
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I already abdicated when I had it, Teddy.
The kingdom suffered, the castle crumbled, the cookies crumbled, too, the milk soured, bread went stale, rats multiplied and crops were blighted.
It was a horrible time in AW history and one I'd not like to revisit.
I refuse your refusal
neener, neener, neener.
All hail Teddy the king!
The kingdom suffered, the castle crumbled, the cookies crumbled, too, the milk soured, bread went stale, rats multiplied and crops were blighted.
It was a horrible time in AW history and one I'd not like to revisit.
I refuse your refusal
neener, neener, neener.
All hail Teddy the king!
Is Teddy the King? But he doesn't want to be king? Too bad, there are lots of royal benefits.
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TeddyG said:
1. Your own crown
2. Your own harem
3. Ability to issue rules, laws, special days at AW
4. Make KTC your Court Jester
5. Make Trish the Royal Poetess
6. Make Kevin stand on his head reciting poetry
7. Have Kristie feed you grapes
and i wouldn't mind exercising the poetry piece of my brain a little, either. happy to do that for the King.
(and Teddy - if you don't start acting like a King, Robeiae will consider it a perfect opportunity to storm the castle and take over again, just so you know. He's done it before.)
(and Teddy - if you don't start acting like a King, Robeiae will consider it a perfect opportunity to storm the castle and take over again, just so you know. He's done it before.)
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Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
The Royal Proclamation
The King has decided not to abdicate.
This then being the day of the New Kingdom the King Proclaims as Follows:
KTC is the New Royal Jester.
Rob is the Keeper of the King's Harem and will dress them to his taste and will.
Xena Kathy, the Warrior Princess as long as she appears before the King and will defend her King against all invasions and enemies.
Ray will sit by my right side and be my advisor.
Storygirl will entertain us with bawdy stories of small breasted women.
Stew (Trish) will be the Royal Gardener in charge of hoses, and rakes and watering the gardens and keeping them in full bloom and standing at attention.
Kristie will be the Royal Grape Tester, and Rob will dress her in a scanty outfit.
Sass will be the Royal Cook and learn how to make the King's kitchen KOSHER.
Bravo will keep the King's Blood Pressure at a boil as he does so well.
The Rodent is in charge of all animals in the Kings realm. (And no going near the Harem).
Unique is the Official Kingdom Lurker who will appear from time to time to disturb our peace.
Maryn will be the Official Last Word in the Kingdom and the in house Erotic teacher.
The KING has spoken.
All Hail The King.
The Royal Proclamation
The King has decided not to abdicate.
This then being the day of the New Kingdom the King Proclaims as Follows:
KTC is the New Royal Jester.
Rob is the Keeper of the King's Harem and will dress them to his taste and will.
Xena Kathy, the Warrior Princess as long as she appears before the King and will defend her King against all invasions and enemies.
Ray will sit by my right side and be my advisor.
Storygirl will entertain us with bawdy stories of small breasted women.
Stew (Trish) will be the Royal Gardener in charge of hoses, and rakes and watering the gardens and keeping them in full bloom and standing at attention.
Kristie will be the Royal Grape Tester, and Rob will dress her in a scanty outfit.
Sass will be the Royal Cook and learn how to make the King's kitchen KOSHER.
Bravo will keep the King's Blood Pressure at a boil as he does so well.
The Rodent is in charge of all animals in the Kings realm. (And no going near the Harem).
Unique is the Official Kingdom Lurker who will appear from time to time to disturb our peace.
Maryn will be the Official Last Word in the Kingdom and the in house Erotic teacher.
The KING has spoken.
All Hail The King.
Stew (Trish) will be the Royal Gardener in charge of hoses, and rakes and watering the gardens and keeping them in full bloom and standing at attention.
well it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.
well it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.
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oh vey The King forgot the alleycat...NO NO NO
we must find out what the alleycat wants to do?
Would you like to be in charge of massaging my harem so their bodies are soft for the King?
we must find out what the alleycat wants to do?
Would you like to be in charge of massaging my harem so their bodies are soft for the King?
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