Royalty for a Week

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robeiae

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Oh, the horse, Babe,
Has such flanks, Dear,
When she puts on
Her floppy hat.
Just some jack-boots
And tight leather chaps,
And we'll all keep outta sight.
You know, when that horse kicks
In your teeth, dear,
Just like pudding goes your head.
Fancy quotes, oh,
Gives old Mac Cal here,
But with never-
Never a hint of Red.
But, on the side board,
Ooh, TIO, uh-huh,
Lies a member
Banned for life. Eek!
And someone's sneakin'
'Back to horror!
Could that someone
Be Mac the Horse?

:wag:

Rob :)
 
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The mark of a really secure regime, of course, is that criticism and satire are both embraced as a necessary and welcome part of the process.
 
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robeiae said:
Oh, the horse, Babe,
Has such flanks, Dear,
When she puts on
Her floppy hat.
Just some jack-boots
And tight leather chaps,
And we'll all keep outta sight.
You know, when that horse kicks
In your teeth, dear,
Just like pudding goes your head.
Fancy quotes, oh,
Gives old Mac Cal here,
But with never-
Never a hint of Red.
But, on the side board,
Ooh, TIO, uh-huh,
Lies a member
Banned for life. Eek!
And someone's sneakin'
'Back to horror!
Could that someone
Be Mac the Horse?

:wag:

Rob :)
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See you in court, knave.
 
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OOO -- a battle over an official song!
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Methinks, Queen MacAllister, there could be bloodletting and storming of the battlements. You should commission the digging of a royal moat around the castle. Might I offer up a name for said moat?

The Potomac.
 
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I suggest a poetic joust, with each supplying alternate stanzas. A fight of imagery and metaphor, to the death. M'Lady picks the theme.
 
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tiny terror said:
ROB!! Are you going to let poet talk to you that way?
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Dobbers wear nappies, tiny. (Get an Aussie to translate.)

NeuroFizz said:
I suggest a poetic joust, with each supplying alternate stanzas. A fight of imagery and metaphor, to the death. M'Lady picks the theme.
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I was thinking more of an Aerosmith-vs.-RunDMC "Walk This Way" deal.

But if a joust is on...

"Jousting sticks? How much does he want? Tell 'im he's dreamin'!"
(If you have not seen The Castle, go rent it right now. It's brilliant.)
 
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Over a poetry competition with Robeieio? I think Mr. Inahat will be just fine. Now if it were a tap-dancing-in-a-vat-of-oatmeal competition, I'd have to think on it.
 
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tiny terror said:
Yes, but while he is distracted.... I'll get his hat. You know that's where his superpowers are don't you?
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Nah, his hat just keeps his aura in check. Snatch it away and you'd better be wearing an asbestos suit - brilliance unleashed. I'd leave the hat, if I were you.
 
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I have complete faith in Poetinahat, and his ability to righteously kick *** in any sort of poetry slam we want to devise.

I think "mercy" might be a good theme. Or perhaps "clemency" or "amnesty."

I think I'll leave the details to my loyal subjects.

Oh, and Spooky, don't make me have Perks hurt you.
 
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robeiae said:
I'll drop you like I dropped Chem 111.

Rob :)
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I'll drop you like Liza Doolittle drops an aitch....
 
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