Royalty for a Week

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WerenCole said:
I retain my position of Personal Chef for the AW Water Cooler, as always. You can be the Sous-Chef if you like, but you can Jaycinth are going to have to battle that out.

Iron Chef AW. . . Sass v. Jaycinth. Shall I resurecct the Food Fight! thread?
I did not know you were the Personal Chef of AW. I am the chef of Ray's HOuse of LOve party. and I've been the chef for may of the Royals. Food Fight indeed. Where's Jay? Bring it on.
 

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Uh, Sire. The contestants are waiting patiently in the food fight thread for your judgement.
 

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rhymegirl said:
How's this, your majesty? Am I forgiven?

Ode to Nat King Cole

Here's an ode to good Nat King Cole,
A man with a voice full of soul,
And a nice drawing, too,
Your highness, just for YOU,
Cuz keeping my head is my goal.


You are pardoned, my dear. Please present Alice Cooper's Certificate of Insanity to Kevin. Give a swift kick when you are done.
 

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Haggis said:
Uh, Sire. The contestants are waiting patiently in the food fight thread for your judgement.

Aye. . . after Jay's "dinner" I will wait for Sass to give us an alternative to see who is the Personal Sous-Chef of the AW Water Cooler.
 

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Jaycinth said:
***Looking up at king Weren, she grins, then winks seductively.***
“Ok, sweet cheeks, I’m here. Now what did you want?”


Come sit next to me dear. . . leave your "baller" where it is though. It makes me nervous.
 

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Serenity said:


For this you are forth right BANISHED from the Kingdom of the Dog and stripped of your position as Royal Torturer. Your kittens will be confiscated and used for the First Royal Orgy and Cat Roast.
 

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*Carries off melon baller in her mouth* Must protect king. I'm off to search for errant felines stirring up mischief!
 

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WerenCole said:
Come sit next to me dear. . . leave your "baller" where it is though. It makes me nervous.
But it is a Williams Sonoma baller!
***puts baller down and glares as cute Yorkie security runs off with it.***

Ok. 'Cindy' cleaned the kitchen and has gone back to her closet with her white mice and pumpkin.

What do you want us to cook up today...uh...Kingy?
...must. not. call. king. sugar. buns. must. not.....
 

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So. . . does any one know any dirty jokes?
 

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sassandgroove said:
Um...yeah, wait, let me get it right.... I always get these things backwards...um...nevermind.


"Wait. . . it has to be your bull. . ."
 

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WerenCole said:
So. . . does any one know any dirty jokes?

How's this:

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F**K YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f**k you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
 

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Caution: Filthy joke.

WerenCole said:
So. . . does any one know any dirty jokes?
Ok. There's this co-ed and she's expecting her boyfriend for dinner. So she goes to the liquor store and asks for a sixpack of the best beer in the house. The man sells it to her and tells her it is kick a$$ so she takes it home just in time to hear her BF break up with her on the answering machine. Depressed, she drinks the beer herself.

A couple days she goes back to the beer store. The guy sees her and pulls out a six of the stuff he sold her a few days ago. She looks at it and says
"No, thank you. I'd prefer something different."
"Different?"
"Yeah. The beer you sold me before, well it made me blow Chunks."
"Oh no, you got sick?"
"Uh Uh, 'Chunks' is my dog."
 

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What are you going to do with that, Jay baby?



Announcement: The King is De. . . . The King is Comatose. There is probably not a shot in hell the king will be around before tomarrow.


Thank you.


Weren
 
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