Caution: Filthy joke.
WerenCole said:
So. . . does any one know any dirty jokes?
Ok. There's this co-ed and she's expecting her boyfriend for dinner. So she goes to the liquor store and asks for a sixpack of the best beer in the house. The man sells it to her and tells her it is kick a$$ so she takes it home just in time to hear her BF break up with her on the answering machine. Depressed, she drinks the beer herself.
A couple days she goes back to the beer store. The guy sees her and pulls out a six of the stuff he sold her a few days ago. She looks at it and says
"No, thank you. I'd prefer something different."
"Different?"
"Yeah. The beer you sold me before, well it made me blow Chunks."
"Oh no, you got sick?"
"Uh Uh, 'Chunks' is my dog."