-"WTF STOP MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES AGAIN AND AGAIN, HIPPO, or I will hunt you down!!" (This made me laugh.)
-"Hippo! No!" (Again, made me laugh.)
-"Um, I want to rearrange this para so this sentence goes here...but maybe I'm just nit-picking because I have nothing useful to say buhbuhblurgh." (This made me want to hug that beta because so many of her comments, which were fucking awesome, were peppered with self-doubting shit like this.)
-"You have a bad habit of hitting the reader over the head again and again. You can write subtly, I know it. Pretend you're on a date, and the guy you're with takes out a dildo, waves it, and yells, "I so want to get this dildo in you, and my cock too!" He's more likely to get lucky if he goes about it subtly. You can get the message through to the reader without waving the dildo." (I looked up how to file restraining orders.
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