My Husband Bought Me...

Alpha Echo said:

A heated nightlight toilet seat.

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Hey, I want one! I'm the only female in this house. Darn seat is always up. "I forgot!" they say.

Right. They just want to get a good laugh.

Alpha Echo said:

... I can't wait to sit on a heated seat!!!

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^ PERVERT!

Alpha Echo said:

... My head didn't even go there...and now...my head is residing there.

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Double-entendre anyone?

Alpha Echo said:

stormie, I'm sorry! My husband is actually really good about putting down the toilet seat. It's just the polite thing to do, is the way he looks at it.

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Don't be sorry! My sons mean well (long story). So I have to laugh off a lot of what goes on around here, or the household would be in a constant storm.

Get it? stormie? <groan>

I like Lavern's double entendre much better.

I don't need a heated seat, but the nightlight is brilliant.

The dead of night, half-asleep, my glasses forgotten on the nightstand, and out of the darkness and straight onto my nethers comes the icy, clammy touch of that porcelain-of-dubious-cleanliness...

El Husbando's punishment is that I do wake him up when I squawk in horror.

jjdebenedictis said:

I don't need a heated seat, but the nightlight is brilliant.

The dead of night, half-asleep, my glasses forgotten on the nightstand, and out of the darkness and straight onto my nethers comes the icy, clammy touch of that porcelain-of-dubious-cleanliness...

El Husbando's punishment is that I do wake him up when I squawk in horror.

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Think of it as a toilet that does double-duty: a bidet and a toilet. (Except it's kind of backward--it should be toilet then the bidet.)

This is fun! A whole thread devoted to toilets!

I showed this to my husband, who responded, "Why would we need that?"

Sigh.

A heated seat, o-o-o that would be lovely! I think I'll have to have a talk with hubby. Fortunately I have my own bathroom so if he doesn't like it he doesn't have to use it. So there.

stormie said:

... This is fun! A whole thread devoted to toilets!

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Yep, just a matter of time before it's filled with ...






























Potty humor!

I told him he'd change his mind in the dead of winter. Our bathroom has no vents in it, so it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. I would so appreciate the warm seat in the winter.

Does it heat up even in summer? Because that could be kind of uncomfortable, especially in a South Australian summer!

Ooh, nice!

I want one of those toilet seats that is also a bidet.

Or a Japanese toilet. The absolute finest in the world! I've been to Japan three times and the toilet in the hotel was one of the highlights of each trip. I know, I'm weird.

I've never been to Japan - what is it about a Japanese toilet that sets it apart from all other thrones?

If I didn't know the seats were heated, I'd probably be all skeeved if it was warmed and I sat. (I'd be all, "WTF? Who was just in here and what were they doing?????")

I understand the Japanese toilets will also make a flushing sound without actually flushing.

This feature aids both discretion and water conservation measures when one is making, ahem, unladylike noises.

I remember hearing about the "Little Princess" (I think that's what it's called) toilet in Japan. Basically, in the women's public bathrooms they've started installing a little stereo system in each cubicle. You turn it on, and it plays some music for something like 30 seconds, thus avoiding the noise aspect of toiletting.

I heard about that at Uni, and someone else in the class immediately said, "Yes, it can get rid of that embarrassment. But wouldn't people start judging you on how many times you turn the music on?"

*headdesk*