Rock Band names we'd like to see

Well, Dave Barry has compiled a list of what he considers Good Names For Rock Bands. My handy Dave Barry desk calendar lists two for today: Short Shrift and Gastric Contents.

If he can do it, why can't we?
So, here's the newest challenge Humor Hounds. Step right up and invent your own rock band. No instruments necessary.

Here's mine for a heavy metal band:

Pit Bulls on Crack


Barb

Old and Scarred

The Sick-N-Tired

Kiss My Ass, Mr. IRS (title cut from the same name)

Passe' Nukes

Sexy Giblets

SUX Being U (for all anarchist)

SUX BEING ME (for chronically depressed fans)

Blow Me (for Maestro)

(okay, so I'm no threat to Dave B. What else is new?)

Jonah and the Guinea Pigs.

Socks Mismatched.

Dancing Bud

It just occured to me that someone might misinterpret the band name attributed to Maestro. I'm one of Ray's biggest fans, make no mistake. I was merely referring to his Pan-like personality.
(That's Pan the Greek, not Pan the...well, you know what I mean)

Sid Shapiro and the Four Skins

har! four skins! now thats humor. LJ, go back to writing copy for traffic signs.

<runs like a rabbit>

Weird Noyz (polka rock alternative)

Steel Teeth (heavy metal)

Allergic to Life (death rock)

and my favorites this week, taken from real groups here in town:

Almost Six (a rock group with five members)

Goiter Jelly

Pumpernickle Gestalt

Beavis and the Wood Peckers

My daughter's entry:

Three Old Ladies Named Peter

Hmmm... My own thoughts, you ask?

Rock Stop (you need to be a cellist to understand...)

Out of Tune

One Hit Wonders

White Noyz

Urchins Underfoot

It's gonna be a looooooooooooooooong summer... :ack

There was a rock band which played mainly Sydney pubs for a while, named 'Free Beer'.

The pubs would erect signs outside saying 'Friday - Free Beer'.

They were always packed, but many patrons were disappointed.

LOL -- Free Beer

wonder if they and Bare Naked Ladies had the same motivation?

Barb

Fiber Optic Hamster

Like this?



And my next computer:

AH HA!!!

Darned if that doesn't explain a whole lot of things about my $%&#* computer...

Tsk Tsk, language! That was so unBettylike.

Even Betty is entitled to call a possessed comp to task.

Betty, when youre finished, please feel free to drop by and exorcise mine.

The Rough Draft



Rock on!!!

Which big name author is it who's part of a rock group called The Remainders?

Betty,
The Rock Bottom Remainders include:
Amy Tan
Stephen King
and
Dave Barry.

There are probably one or two others, but I can't remember.

Barb

Amy Tan a rocker? That's so cool.

Here's a good name for her band:

The Joy Ride Club

funny band names

There's aren't my ideas but I have heard two very original groups under the names...

We're Drunk and We Smell Like Beer

Julius Ceasar and the Well Hungarians

correction

Whoops, that should be...

We're Late and We Smell Like Beer