You know you need to get out more if...

you scream, "Freebird!" at a toddler puppet show sing along.

(Um, I did this, but what was even more wierd was that the 3 other moms held up imaginary lighters).

Your idea of 'dressy shoes is a pair of flip-flops.

...Supper is the "big event" of your day.

... you best hairdo is the natural "bed head."

... for several days, you've had no good reason to wear a bra.

... you had eaten the last pickle.. the jar from three years ago...

...you poll your pet menagerie daily, on the upcoming election.

... you can't find a single article of clothing you own that fits.

....your idea of getting dressed for the day is to change pj's.

... you name your cats Kitty #1, Kitty #2, Kitty #3.... Kitty #99...

You only shower when your thighs are chafed and your underwear got more pills than Bayer.

.. you name the fuss balls on your floor...

... the pizza guy shows up at the same time every day without you having to call.

... the pizza guy shows up at the same time every day without you having to call.

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... and you offer him a bigger tip if he will TAKE YOU WITH HIM.

your spouse yells up the stairs, "Honey, I'm home!" and you realize that you're still in front of the computer, right where he left you this morning, and you still haven't changed out of your pajamas. Again.

And I thought no one would respond. These are all great.

ROFL

I especially like the last 2, and Richmar's (if his didn't gross me out so much, but at least he didn't talk about skin tags).:ack

.... your idea of a dinner party is letting the dog lick the leftovers off your plate.

~~Tammy

... you've watched LotR fifty-six times already, and you reached for the remote, and hit "play"...

(sorry, Ruth, can't resist)

You follow the plots of all the soap opera's on T.V.

... you've watched LotR fifty-six times already, and you reached for the remote, and hit "play"...

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You mean that unusual behavior? LOL

you cried each year Susan Lucci missed an Emmy.

You know the full name of Susan Lucci's character.

stuff 'character' - you think the soaps are real...

You spent your rent money getting her autograph on ebay.

... you've watched LotR fifty-six times already, and you reached for the remote, and hit "play"...

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Hey! I resemble that remark!

... you have to read this board to find out what your daughter's up to.

... you've never actually met any of your friends in person.

foreplay means caressing your keyboard with cotton swabs dipped in Windex.