Muses
So I was going to sleep in this morning, as a reward to myself for getting a novel done. But, no. I rolled over, opened one eye, and found HIM, standing over me, straddling me, really.
Wearing MY bathrobe (again), with it opened. I screeched, rolled over, hid my head under the pillows and the dog, and said: WHAT?
Just a couple of things, HE said. First, you can so get four pounds of coffee beans in the grinder, if you leave the lid off. Which brings up an important point: How do you get crushed coffee beans out of tile grout? I stepped on several while I was pouring pancake batter in the toaster.
Second, the coffee grinder doesn't work anymore, so when you go to the store you might want to pick up a new one.
Third, it's okay to pour water on a grease fire, right?
And I was up.
How is your day going?
Until next time. . .