msQTpi
In one of the groups I belong to, we were challenged to take the songs from "The Sound of Music" and change the lyrics to make them funny.
This has been so fun I thought I'd issue the challenge here.
I'll start it off with one of mine.
<sung to the tune of, "These are a Few of My Favorite Things">
These are the things that must make you a guy
Pork Rinds and Squeeze Cheese and Big ole Primroses
PBR belches and blowing their noses
Tilting on one cheek and letting one fly
These are the things that must make you a guy
When the room spins
When the gut churns
When the pepto won't work
I get on my knees and I ask God to please save me from all disease...and hork.
Renee'
This has been so fun I thought I'd issue the challenge here.
I'll start it off with one of mine.
<sung to the tune of, "These are a Few of My Favorite Things">
These are the things that must make you a guy
Pork Rinds and Squeeze Cheese and Big ole Primroses
PBR belches and blowing their noses
Tilting on one cheek and letting one fly
These are the things that must make you a guy
When the room spins
When the gut churns
When the pepto won't work
I get on my knees and I ask God to please save me from all disease...and hork.
Renee'