I've never submitted anywhere. A few days ago I sent a short story to a magazine. This is the response (edited out the names and whatnot):
First, I'd just like to personally thank you for submitting your piece. I particularly loved your writing style and your voice, but the story isn't really what we're looking for right now. If you have anything else, I'd love to take a look at it. Best of luck in finding a home for this vicious piece. And, always keep us in mind when submitting! Thanks!