View Full Version : I have a sudden urge...

02-12-2006, 08:11 PM
... to eat a balogna sandwich.

The following person has a sudden urge...

02-12-2006, 08:12 PM
. . . to give me a balogna sandwich.

The following person has a sudden urge to . . .

02-12-2006, 08:23 PM
. . . play the harmonica.

The following person has a sudden urge to . . .

02-12-2006, 08:34 PM

the next person has the sudden urge to

02-12-2006, 09:07 PM
glue quarters to the floor of a busy mall.

The next person has a sudden urge to...

02-12-2006, 09:18 PM
....go to the shopping mall in hopes of locating spare change. :D

The following person has the sudden urge to....

William Haskins
02-12-2006, 09:20 PM
glue shoppers to the floor of the mall.


Liam Jackson
02-12-2006, 09:25 PM
Use said glued shoppers like traffic cones, while riding one of those funky little motorized shopping carts.


William Haskins
02-12-2006, 09:27 PM
but while wearing a blindfold... for the fun factor.


02-12-2006, 09:29 PM
toss handfuls of peanuts on their prone bodies while I'm riding by.


Liam Jackson
02-12-2006, 09:34 PM
Form a motorized conga line, and pull a drive-by on the kiosk selling fake gold chains

(Okay, Ray, I'll get back to the original prompt :) )

The following person has a sudden urge...

02-12-2006, 09:44 PM
to ski off my roof http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_SPSki07.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=SPSki07.gif)..........

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Christine N.
02-12-2006, 10:42 PM
...to run away to the Bahamas.

The following person has the sudden urge to...

02-12-2006, 11:37 PM
stand on my head

the following person has a sudden urge to...

02-12-2006, 11:49 PM
stand on my feet.

The following person has the urge to. . .

William Haskins
02-12-2006, 11:51 PM
stand on your feet.

the next person has the urge to...

02-12-2006, 11:53 PM
go pee.


The next person has the urge to......

02-12-2006, 11:53 PM
Smear cat poop on dollar bills and scatter them in malls, then videotape people's reaction...

The following person has a sudden urge...

02-12-2006, 11:59 PM
to setup the dog sled for the Husky and get out of the house!

The following person has a sudden urge...

02-13-2006, 12:14 AM
to put on a pot of coffee. Anyone wanna join me?

the next person has the urge to

02-13-2006, 12:25 AM
go to bed. Anyone wanna join ME? (Really, I mean to sleep.)

The next person has a sudden or not-so-sudden urge to . . .

02-13-2006, 01:00 AM
Join Carole on the stove with the pot of coffee (it's nippy here, today!).

The next person has a sudden urge to...

02-13-2006, 01:38 AM
run away from the computer screaming.

the next person has the urge to ...

02-13-2006, 01:39 AM
to go blow something up in one of her stories. Chaos? You game? :D

The next person has the urge to...

02-13-2006, 01:43 AM
kill off a character. Maybe I should blow him up.

The next person has the urge to ...

02-13-2006, 02:04 AM
find a way to blow up one of mkcbunny's characters in a deadly fashion.

The next person has the sudden urge to....

02-13-2006, 02:22 AM
have more wine...

Christine N.
02-13-2006, 03:38 AM
Find out where Baywitch keeps her wine and steal some... then go to the Bahamas.

You have the sudden urge to...

02-13-2006, 03:42 AM
eat peanut butter. Wait...I just did. I have the sudden urge to eat more peanut butter.

You have the sudden urge to...

02-13-2006, 05:08 AM
...swear off stupid Hollywood thrillers.

You've got that urge...

02-13-2006, 05:51 AM
not finish my work

And YOU, my dear, have the urge to...

02-13-2006, 06:05 AM
...take some sinus medication and go to bed.

You have the sudden urge to...

02-13-2006, 06:06 AM
...eat a great big unhealthy portion of red meat. Steak would be nice.

You have the urge to...

02-13-2006, 06:07 AM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_6_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)


02-13-2006, 06:11 AM
(stand next to a plumber????)

...total up every dollar I've ever spent on candy bars.


02-13-2006, 07:43 AM
Drive my car into a goddamn bridge enpointment. . .

The next person has a sudden urge to. . .

02-13-2006, 07:47 AM
Jump off a bridge. Lucky there are no bridges nearby.

The next person has a sudden urge to...

02-13-2006, 07:50 AM
go out and play in the snow. at 10:50 pm. in her pajamas.

The next person has a sudden urge to...

02-13-2006, 08:02 AM
. . .make a fresh pot of coffee, even though I know it is bed time.

The person below me has a nearly uncontrollable urge to. . .

02-13-2006, 08:05 AM
Do heavy drugs and skip all my classes for the next week. . .

the next person has this unbelievable urge to. . .

02-13-2006, 08:26 AM
...hunt down Shonda Rhimes and beat her senseless for the angst she puts me through every week on Grey's Anatomy!!!

The next person has the irresistably uncontrollable urge to....

02-13-2006, 01:50 PM
Eat some sweet potato fries. Yum yum!

And you have an urge to...?

02-13-2006, 03:07 PM
Play the guitar like Jerry Garcia.

And the neeeeeext person has a sudden urge to...

02-13-2006, 04:21 PM
Make up new song lyrics to "That's Amore!" and call my son Ethan "SooopaFred" all day, despite his objections.

The person below me has a big hankering to . . .

02-13-2006, 04:23 PM
to go look for Kosmo's big moon (Thanks for the song, Schwebb!)

And the next person has a BIG urge to....

02-13-2006, 04:31 PM
...cook a five-course dinner where every course is from a different country. (But have the pizza delivery on standby.)

Our next special guest has a burnin' desire to...

02-14-2006, 04:51 AM
Stand on my head!! :D

The next person has a sudden urge to...

02-14-2006, 05:00 AM
To push DamaNegra over and go have dinner at Poet's. ;)

The person below me has the sudden urge to.........

02-14-2006, 05:22 AM
Go hit a coffee shop for some strong mocha something and a pastry.

The person below me has a sudden urge...

02-14-2006, 05:44 AM
join Elincoln.

The person below me despirately wants to...

02-14-2006, 06:02 AM
. . . have a clean living room, even though I don't feel like cleaning it.

The next person needs to, NEEDS TO . . .

02-14-2006, 06:04 AM
join elen and psg for some goodies and poet for some grub.

02-14-2006, 06:07 AM
to work on my WIP.

The next person has the urge to -

02-14-2006, 06:16 AM
boink something (someone has to say it)


02-14-2006, 06:17 AM
boink something (someone has to say it)



urge to say 'ewwww'....as an American Pie image floated through my mind.

The next person has an urge to:

02-14-2006, 06:21 AM
eat apple pie

the following person is dying to...

02-14-2006, 06:22 AM
oh, double eeww, maestro. nice one!
... change the wording in other people's posts.

The person below will simply die, darling, unless they can...

02-14-2006, 07:42 AM
...Stop This Madness!!!


02-14-2006, 07:58 AM
...pick Rob's nose...

the guy down there has a burning desire...

02-14-2006, 08:01 AM
...to listen to Madness. One Step Beyooooooond!

The next person in our hit parade has a burning desire to...

02-14-2006, 08:07 AM
Have the sub plan fairy come and take this all away from me.

The next person has the MADDENING desire to:

02-14-2006, 08:34 AM
sleeeeeeep like before I had children.

The next person MUST . . .

02-14-2006, 08:38 AM
sleep like I did when I was a child without a care in the world!!!

The next person has an overwhelming desire to:

02-14-2006, 09:42 AM
howl at the moon. Its full tonight.

The next person has a great urge to...

02-14-2006, 03:27 PM
Meet Keith Moon.

The next person has an overwhelming desire to...

Christine N.
02-14-2006, 03:46 PM
Fly me to the moon :D

the next person simply will DIE if they don't...

02-14-2006, 05:13 PM

The next person feels like...

02-14-2006, 06:33 PM

And our next contestant has an overwhelming urge to.........

02-14-2006, 07:38 PM
. . . quit my job, pack my stuff in my car, get a few gallons of REAL GOOD LIQUOR, and a long desired baggie of that stuff William thinks he has hidden, and go out and live in a two room shack on the beach. ( I'll settle for Kitty Hawk).

But, my talented friend who is posting next fells that (s(he)) must. . .

02-14-2006, 07:45 PM
meet the guy who invented all the computer crap that goes wrong on a vehicle - just so I can kick him in the shins!

Up next, we meet the person who will live a terribly unfulfilled life without...

02-14-2006, 09:14 PM
helping Carole kick those computer-car-parts people in the shins. Then maybe in the nuts (I hate my car, just don't tell it that).

The person coming up next absolutely must....

02-14-2006, 09:24 PM
eat chocolate.

The guy or doll down there can go on living without...

02-15-2006, 02:55 PM
writing a poem (reading stuff by Haskins and truman will do that to me).

The chair recognises the delegate from Nextpost (hey mate, how ya goin'?), who won't sleep right until...

02-15-2006, 04:22 PM
she cuts back on the coffee!

In light of new evidence, this witness is being recalled to the stand to tell us why they think life is shallow without...

02-15-2006, 05:16 PM
Sit down and write the research paper that is due today.

02-16-2006, 03:51 PM
I'm dying to...

get that damn "Black Betty" song out of my head. (Why, oh why did anybody remake it?)

The person below me will have a small, angry black cloud over their head until they...

02-16-2006, 06:04 PM
have had something to eat. I also need some caffeine!!

The person below has this incredible fantasy that involves:

02-16-2006, 06:14 PM
three plus sized models and a skydiving simulator.

The person coming after me absolutely promises that they will...

02-17-2006, 01:24 AM
....walk into my co-worker's office and f*rt. (Too bad I already helpped get him fired..shoulda f*rted first.)

The cool cat right there ( YES! YOU!) is going to be real slick and.........

02-17-2006, 01:59 AM
wish I'd worn my treaded shoes. (Ouch.)

The next person has simply got to choose door Number Two because . . .

02-17-2006, 02:01 AM
because Door Number one was nailed shut....

The next person in line is dancing around like they have to pee because:

02-17-2006, 02:10 AM
Door number one was to the bathroom.

The following person has a sudden urge to...

02-17-2006, 02:16 AM
Kill a Mockingbird.

The next person has a sudden urge to...

02-17-2006, 02:17 AM
have some fava beans and chianti

The next person has a pressing urge to...

02-17-2006, 05:47 AM
use a melon-baller for unauthorised activities.

The next person just can't help wanting to...

02-17-2006, 06:42 AM
throw all the work out for the work fairy to finish.

The next person can't control the urge to...

02-17-2006, 06:44 AM
fall asl . . . zzzzzz . . .

What? Oh, sorry.

The next person can't contain the impulse to . . .

02-17-2006, 06:53 AM
eat some valentine's candy.

The next person really needs to...

02-17-2006, 08:05 AM
find some friends to hang out in the 'real' world. Seriously...

The next person has a sudden urge to...

02-17-2006, 08:33 AM
Crawl in the bed, pull the covers over my head and sleep for four months.

The next person in line has a burning desire to.......

02-17-2006, 08:46 AM
do the same.Just in my bed, not yours.

The person below me needs to....

02-17-2006, 09:03 AM
concoct a black-and-tan in my brandy snifter.

The person below me is busting to...

02-17-2006, 09:07 AM
Put my left leg down my right leg up
Tilt my head back let's finish the cup

The Professor below me is needin' a little....

02-17-2006, 07:40 PM
...quiet time.

but the person standing right there has had enough coffee to last. . .

02-17-2006, 08:00 PM
*checks watch*
at least another 15 minutes.

This next little lamb is waiting impatiently for the time to arrive when they

02-17-2006, 10:14 PM
are on vacation for eight days. :D Saturday, 6:30pm...countdown!

The next person in line has a powerful hankering.....

02-18-2006, 12:28 AM
...for a Mt. Dew. I need my caffeine.

The next most creative and amazing person in line absolutely, without a doubt, MUST....

02-18-2006, 03:25 AM
...pour herself another vodka and coke.

The adorable munchkin below me would really like to...

02-18-2006, 04:20 AM
get on the train to Paradise..

The person below me wants..

September skies
02-18-2006, 05:01 AM
desperately wants to catch up on all this reading.....
finding it almost impossible

next person also going crazy trying to do the following.....

02-18-2006, 05:31 AM
get rid of a headache.

The next happy person in line can't wait until they can satisfy the urge to

02-18-2006, 06:15 AM
...slow dance in the candlelight.

The person below me envies woodchucks because...