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Here's an old favorite. I try to whip this one up as often as I can.
Story
● 1 writing setup
● 1 chair
● 1 ass
Put the ass in the chair, heat at ~room temperature +/- some degrees for anywhere from 10 minutes to several hours. Make sure the writing setup is nearby. If you don't have a writing setup or a chair, you can borrow one from a friend. But I would recommend using your own buttocks.
Make sure your writing setup is plugged in — although if you use pen & paper, that's optional.
Also, the first time I tried to cook this one up I made a common beginner's mistake. This handy graphic demonstrates how to avoid it:
That's the basic recipe, but sticking to the basics can grow stale after a while, so it's important to keep one or two variations in tow. This one's especially tasty in the summer:
Story Klondike Bar
Pick up some ice cream from your local store. After that:
How 'bout y'all?
Story
● 1 writing setup
● 1 chair
● 1 ass
Put the ass in the chair, heat at ~room temperature +/- some degrees for anywhere from 10 minutes to several hours. Make sure the writing setup is nearby. If you don't have a writing setup or a chair, you can borrow one from a friend. But I would recommend using your own buttocks.
Make sure your writing setup is plugged in — although if you use pen & paper, that's optional.
Also, the first time I tried to cook this one up I made a common beginner's mistake. This handy graphic demonstrates how to avoid it:
That's the basic recipe, but sticking to the basics can grow stale after a while, so it's important to keep one or two variations in tow. This one's especially tasty in the summer:
Story Klondike Bar
Pick up some ice cream from your local store. After that:
How 'bout y'all?
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